Anonymous12(10): Well, if I do, it probably wouldn't get past the local news, but I guarantee you one thing. If I do this, I will bla- errr mention Paheal.
Anonymous13(10): Just imagine if Fox News covers it though.
"The suspect claims that he did it for a website whose mission is to provide the most graphic and disturbing photos available on the internet. A group of depraved individuals who get off on what they call 'raping your childhood' which is their way of promoting pedophilia."
Then they blow up a sex toy factory for no reason and call it a dramatization.
Anonymous16: All the anons from 9-14 were me. I should login to my account, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny if you knew who I was. Well, that was phrased badly, but yeah.
Anonymous18(16): I assure you, my good man, that there is absolutely nothing romantic about what I am going to be doing in a few hours.
I have decided on a plan of action, which I think will prove to be very effective.
First, I will need to be extremely obvious. Sitting near the aisle will help, as the ushers will have a clear view.
I don't know how often Tigress appears in the movie, or at what point she appears, but if I am caught before she shows up, I will complain about how I haven't gotten to see her yet, and that if they let me finish when she appears I will leave on my own.
Then I will resist detainment, and shout "I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU PAHEAL!" and "THIS IS <insert my username here> GIVING A SHOUTOUT TO RULE 34!" and things of this nature. By this time they will have sent security, and that is when I will bring out the names.
"You can't do this to me, my lawyer Wolfboy1988 will hear about this!" "I did it for Nebula, Cat Bountry, Krawczyk and Tintin" and of course "ANONYMOUS MADE ME DO IT!" This will catch the ears of Fox news, because as you know, foxes have very good sense of hearing.
So I will resist until fox news arrives and starts interviewing me, and I will make up stuff so outlandish that the federal government will do an investigation and I will be sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.
Anonymous19(16): I'm back, and was partially successful. I managed to get banned from the theater forever, and they threatened to call the police, but I don't think they were listening to anything I was saying. Fox News didn't show up either, which was disappointing. All in all, though, it was a good effort. I would like to thank everyone for their support.
Anonymous20(16): Yeah, I did it, but I'm still disappointed with the results. When I think about it, I wish there were things I had gone back and done differently. Like maybe wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.
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Furries -- the restless /35/ warriors of the Internet .____.
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She didn't even really have boobs in the movie.
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I WILL REQUIRE PICS.
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Also, upload that news report on YouTube.
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You can masturbate in there and upload THAT video too for a double win.
Bonus points if you splooge on the kids in the row in front of you!
"The suspect claims that he did it for a website whose mission is to provide the most graphic and disturbing photos available on the internet. A group of depraved individuals who get off on what they call 'raping your childhood' which is their way of promoting pedophilia."
Then they blow up a sex toy factory for no reason and call it a dramatization.
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...That's almost romantic.
I have decided on a plan of action, which I think will prove to be very effective.
First, I will need to be extremely obvious. Sitting near the aisle will help, as the ushers will have a clear view.
I don't know how often Tigress appears in the movie, or at what point she appears, but if I am caught before she shows up, I will complain about how I haven't gotten to see her yet, and that if they let me finish when she appears I will leave on my own.
Then I will resist detainment, and shout "I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU PAHEAL!" and "THIS IS <insert my username here> GIVING A SHOUTOUT TO RULE 34!" and things of this nature. By this time they will have sent security, and that is when I will bring out the names.
"You can't do this to me, my lawyer Wolfboy1988 will hear about this!" "I did it for Nebula, Cat Bountry, Krawczyk and Tintin" and of course "ANONYMOUS MADE ME DO IT!" This will catch the ears of Fox news, because as you know, foxes have very good sense of hearing.
So I will resist until fox news arrives and starts interviewing me, and I will make up stuff so outlandish that the federal government will do an investigation and I will be sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole.
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FOR THE HORDE.
FOR SPARTAAAAAAAA!
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I'm so proud of you. ;3;
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I work for a movie theater, though, and our policy on masks is that you're not allowed to wear one inside the theater.
I found this out on Halloween, actually.
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GOD DAMNIT FURRIES
fix'd
I indirectly caused all of this?
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