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Anonymous1: Yo
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Anonymous2: what the fucking god damn hell
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DickGuy8719: (​Un)​Happy Valentine's Day to all lonely fucker
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leacheate_soup: HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY HAPPY APPLE DAY!
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Anonymous3: *I cum blood by Cannibal Corpse playing in the background*
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Anonymous4: Heart boners happen when you fall in love. It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's perfectly natural. And if it squirts a little love sauce it's cool, it just means your REALLY in love but maybe also go see a doctor.

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow pervs who browse R34! ❤
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RocketDog: And children, this is what happens when you "jerk it" 250 times in 24 hours: you CUM BLOOD.
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Anonymous5: i am so god damn scared
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Anonymous6: he's pumping blood in all the wrong places
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Violetty: @Anonymous: Can you think of a right one?
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Anonymous7: Hello? Police? Yes this post right here officer!
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Violetty: Maybe this one? 😘 >>4496848
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ConsciousDonkey: This reminds me of von Trier's movie Antichrist. A woman knocks out a guy and then crushes his balls. Then gives him a handjob and he cums blood.

https://www.vulture.com/2009/05/so_what_happens_to_willem_dafoes_genitals.html
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Anonymous8: The one who made this is gay as hell and should die
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Anonymous9: does the cum taste the same as blood?
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YoloSwag69: WTF!!!!! REALLY?!!?!?
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Anonymous10: Why is the featured image always something so retarded?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Your right. There should be serious features for this serious porn site. Seriously.
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Anonymous11: once again, the featured image sucks ass.
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Anonymous12: I see that a new side effect of the covid vaccine has been discovered. I sure am glad that I remain a Pure Blood.
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Anonymous13: sneed
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Anonymous14: The fact that the heart dude is coming blood is fucking metal as fuck dude
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Anonymous15: I mean, that isn't too far away from reality...
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PartyCrasher: ...and we're back to this autistic shit. Fuck. Well, at least it's not political.
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bonerific: @PartyCrasher: You know, there's a tag called "politics" in case you want to see political porn. There are no exceptions here.
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PartyCrasher: @bonerific: @bonerific: Fuck off retard.
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bonerific: @PartyCrasher: No.

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Anonymous16: Feature artworks fucking sucks
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Anonymous17: Imagine this but with a human
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Anonymous18(17): I just wanted to see some animal crossing Whitney porn 😭
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Then look at Animal Crossing porn. Search bar in the upper left and upper middle of the page.
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InternetGolder: Happy Valentines Day. Im too fucking lonely to greet.
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RocketDog: @bonerific: Personally, I am not attracted to ANY man, let alone saggy fleshpiles like our politicians.
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RocketDog: @Anonymous: Lay on your back and point your dick at your face! I'm not curious to taste my own so dm me if you are.;)
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Anonymous19: haha I'm anon 30
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: No one cares.
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Violetty: This one then 🥰 >>4858345
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: WTF? NO! GTFO furfag!
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hereforthehumor: an accurate depiction of "you make my heart cum", well played
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Anonymous20: The blood doesn't belong there, the art style is different, like photoshopped?
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Anonymous21: UMMMM, HELLO!?
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Anonymous22: thats quagmire's heart
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Anonymous23: Ayo why the heart cummin blood
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Anonymous24: holleeeeeyyyyy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous25: the doctor: congratulations it's heart cancer
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Anonymous26: Awful lot of ADHD around here!
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brraaffttt: Ricardio fel owf horde broh...
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Mighty_teh_Armored_D1ld0e: This feature scared me, because at first I thought this was Ricardio the Heart Guy, which made me think George Takei had died.
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Anonymous27: @Anonymous: I hate animal rapists like you. :(
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Anonymous28(27): Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! :D
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Anonymous29: is he cumming blood
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PartyCrasher: @Anonymous: You do know this isn't a rp thread, right?
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Anonymous30: covid need to kill more people
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samuraiidiot: Not a fan of bloody ejaculations.
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Anonymous31: Who the hell decided to feature this shit?
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous: Thou triest too hard
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Anonymous33: Did someone died?
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Anonymous34: Why is it stupid shit like this that gets featured, but not people's amazing, actually good, art? Like wtf whoever does the featured thing
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Anonymous35: this is fear
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Anonymous36: ricardo lion heart? 😳
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Anonymous37(36): braaffttt Adventure Time porn😳
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Anonymous38: @DickGuy8719: You stupid jackass.
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Anonymous39: life sucks anyway
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Anonymous40: @Anonymous: okay mudblood, hang yourself.
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Anonymous41(40): @Anonymous: you need your family to go missing
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Anonymous42: Vaccines are poisonous garbage. This is what happens to your heart after receiving one. Let alone multiple jabs. I'm sure all the smoker/drinkers addicts will tell me how it's for my "health & safety" though.
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Anonymous43: This is a real bruh elite moment
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Anonymous44: @Anonymous: Okay. First of all, you need serious help. Second of all who in ever living FUCK is Koda?!
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Anonymous45(44): @Anonymous: It's the truth, and you damn well know it.
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Anonymous46(44): @Mighty_teh_Armored_D1ld0e: Why in the hell would that make you think the guy died, dere I ask.
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Anonymous47: okay
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: George Tikei is in his 80s, so I would say it's a safe guess. Granted, we would have said it was for him and maybe do a feature of Sulu fucking some guy.
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Anonymous48: my god this is funny
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Anonymous49(48): i cant stop laugh lol
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Anonymous50: weird
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Anonymous51: Hello guys :) calm comment right here! I hope you're having a good day, keep smiling.
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Anonymous52: sus
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Anonymous53: Testicles
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Anonymous54: Worst feature image, this isn't even fapworty
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Anonymous55: Biden Speech March 1 there.
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Anonymous56: -Kanna Kamui has a delicious fat dragon ass that I want to ravage with my tongue & cock.
-Loli's are sexy. That is all.
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Anonymous57: ENOUGH
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Anonymous58(31): Okay, seriously. First of all, it's not Valentines day anymore, and secondly, why is this still a featured image? Like, what are these goddamn faggots thinking this is content that fucking fappable?
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Anonymous59: Jokes aside, this is a really cute art style and character design, apart from the penis blood
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Anonymous60: I DEFY YOU HEART-MAN!!
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Anonymous61: @RocketDog: When you ejaculate 250th time in a day and unlock new cum skin:
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Anonymous62: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS
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Anonymous63: Why does this exist
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Anonymous64: Johnny Knoxville can relate to this. ;)
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Anonymous65: @Anonymous: fuck you
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Anonymous66: we have heart cum in us 0_0
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Anonymous67: This looks fucking painful
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RocketDog: I CUM BLOOD HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
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RocketDog: @Anonymous: What kind of world would this be if even 15% of features were sexy???
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RocketDog: @Anonymous: In my teens I could go three times in one day! Now that I'm 36, one is plenty.:(


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