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Dagger: DAISYY...DAISYYY..YOU DRIVE ME SO WIIILD AND CRAAAZYYY..
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Anonymous1: how the fuck did that get in there?
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Anonymous2: The new HAL-9001 Electrobiotic Dildos are in!
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Decanter: Featured.

"Open the pod boy sphincter, HAL."
"I can definitely do that, Dave. I am fully functional and enthusiastic about my task."

I don't know, this just makes us laugh.
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RapeRapeRape: This picture is hot because potato and then cigarett burns a rock.
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Anonymous3: HAL can read lips

Vaginal lips lulz i so clever xDDDDD
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RogerTheRabbit: ITS FULL OF FURRIES!
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Franky_Whiskey: "SHLOOPH" is the last word you are going to hear...
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jubilation_t_cornpone: "Dave, I want you to take a stress pill and relax"
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Lapp: *quietly stares for a while*
*notices something*
MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH!
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Anonymous4: Whaow nicey
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magetSACK: HAL, get out of Dave's porn.
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Anonymous5: Best. feature. EVER
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TheBigMansini: what is this I don't even...

9___9

Goddammit Paheal...
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Anonymous6: I lol'd so hard at this.
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Anonymous7: What the hell is wrong with his hands? Are they crossed? If so, how does he bend his wrists like that?
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Deathcock: ^ I want the last three comments removed, and the users banned. I so do not feel like reading stupid fucks cockblocking the lulz after such a good string of comments.
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JWN926: Good for you...
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deathstriker: Why we dont have any Rule 63 of HAL in here?
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GasmaskPervert: Dammit I just watched 2001 right when I saw this.
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Anonymous8: I don't understand
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Machine: So, is this a male version of Aeris from VG Cats or something?
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TheBigMansini: @deathstriker: You could almost say Rule63 of HAL would be GLaDOS... from a conceptual standpoint.

Perhaps a pic of HAL and GLaDOS making sexytime is in order...
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deathstriker: @TheBigMansini: Like this? >>216505
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deathstriker: Or this? >>707951
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Deathcock: @JWN926: Now you too.
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Deathcock: SPLLUUUU
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Anonymous9(8): Worst feature yet
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Anonymous10: lolwut
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Anonymous11: > I'm afraid I can't let you fuck that hole, Dave!

Next thing you see, Gandalf's head comes out of that ass, yelling: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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Fara_Phoenix: So furries do ruin everything.
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Anonymous12: If anyone is curious this is the actual source: http://www.furryandyiff.net/2012/11/sweet-temptation.html
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Anonymous13: luul
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Anonymous14: Wait, what?
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lazarus: You had to make it furry. kill me. now. right now.
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Anonymous15: douglas adams is a fagget
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Lord_Adam_Trollingsworth: what the fuck attractive and successful African?
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The_Elder_Troll: @RapeRapeRape: Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Anonymous16: le stanrey goobrig face :--DDDD
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haha62: the...fuck...:3
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MamaGoat: I have never heard a sound that sounded like "SPLOOPH" before, and I don't think I want to.
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Anonymous17: I feel yiffy now.
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TrashPirate: I wonder how people here actually named Dave feel about this...
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TongueTwister: @Deathcock: Not to mention having to put up with people who constantly shout over the first 10 comments, "FEATURE THIS!", "FEECHURE DIS!" What about those people?
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Anonymous18: Aahh the last frame got me. Hilarious^^
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Flutterguy: @Anonymous: Thank you, i was thoroughly confused.
Also the obligatory, fucking furfags.
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Anonymous19(8): @Flutterguy: The irony is palpable
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Anonymous20: @Flutterguy: Hypocrisy?
Clop in hell ponyfaggot.
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ZombieFX: WHY!?
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: ...This again? Furries and bronies are not the same people. It really isn't that difficult of a concept to grasp.
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Anonymous21: @PinkBallons: A faggot is a faggot, that's not a difficult concept either.
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Anonymous22: I like furries.
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Anonymous23: @PinkBallons
Oh no they aren't... Because fapping to horses doesn't mean animal porn (or porn with creatures that looks like them) turns you on. NO no no no... :|
Dude, at the end of the day, you're all fapping to animals. I remember that interview with a brony: "Uuuh, I watch it for the PLOT, uh-hurr hurr" Also, we have ppl using pony suits, in pony conventions.
...Nah, bronies got nothing to do with furries.
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Anonymous24: @Anonymous: We ALL fap to animals because we are humans, and humans ARE animals. *sigh*
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Anonymous25: FUCKING LOL
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Anonymous26: @Deathcock: There was no good string of comments. There were a few here and there, and if anything your whiny bitching interrupted the commenting worse than anything else.
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Zee_RED_Spy: Bronies will be Bronies, and Furries will be Furries. Nothing a bunch of haters on the internet can do to stop them, so I recomend a kind STFU to the haters and a request to the Brony and Furry community: please keep your content wear it belongs, on your own sections. Thank you, and good night
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: I said they weren't the same people, not that the two fandoms don't have a similarity in that they involve anthropomorphized animals. Bronies enjoy the show FiM; some create fan material of it, and some are sexually attracted to the characters. Furries enjoy anthro animals in general; some create material involving anthro animals, and some are sexually attracted to them.
All bronies can be considered furries by the loosest definition possible, but it's ridiculous. Just because someone likes FiM and its characters does not mean they like all anthro animals, and it doesn't mean they have anything to do with the furry fandom.
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Anonymous27: @PinkBallons: You say that as if people CARE there's a difference.
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Anonymous28: @Anon15
Douglas Adams?...do you mean Arthur C. Clarke maybe? As in the guy who wrote 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Douglas Adams wrote The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. He is also credited with writing the majority of the screenplays for Dr. Who.
Also he was married to a female and had a kid with her.

Maybe you're a faggot, bro?
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PinkBallons: @Anonymous: That's exactly my point. People who call bronies "furries" are just trolls who have no real backing to their argument other than "Hurr durr anthro." If you hate bronies and furries that's fine by me, but hate us for what we are, not for what you'd like us to be.
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Anony-Miss: I'm not familiar with the stuff in the pic, but I don't have to be to find it funny, lol.
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NolaCeris: What is Hal doing in someone's asshole?
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PinkBallons: @NolaCeris: Putting himself to the fullest possible use, obviously. It's all any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Anonymous29: Bronies may as well be furries, they are both as easy to troll.
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Anonymous30: @Anonymous16 I almost shot fucking soda all over my screen you dick.
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deathstriker: @PinkBallons: But you got to admit,even if the brony fandom does not want to associate with the furry one they are the one with the most similarities with it.

No other fandom is as similar to furry as the brony.
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PinkBallons: @deathstriker: I wouldn't know, I have no experience with any other fandoms. Really, I have very little with both the furry and brony fandoms outside of this website, and I'd like to keep it that way.
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Anonymous31: @deathstriker: >sonic fandom
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deathstriker: @Anonymous: Sonic fandom IS furry fandom.
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Anonymous32(8): So how about that cancer stream
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rush123: I am actually kind of confused here... Are people really so dumb to think that the Sonic, MLP, and Furry fandom are the same thing? They are all there own fandom. .__.
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PinkBallons: ^ Apparently they are.
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Anonymous33: ladies and gentlemen,in the comments i give you the human race
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Anonymous34(33): ponyfags and sonifags are furryfags, but not all furryfags are ponyfags and sonifags
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Anonymous35: Trust me, the reasons for hating bronies are exactly the same for furries, so their differences are irrelevant.
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Anonymous36: ugh just shut up guys. You are all literally just further cementing your inevitable downfalls and contributing nothing to the site but pure cancerous tripe by continuing this retarded, hackneyed argument about what constitutes a furry/brony/whatever.

just fucking accept that no one is going to be convinced by your counterargument as long as you keep being so butthurt about shit.
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Saintish: @Anonymous: HELLO I AM SAINTISH AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR COMMENT

PLEASE SPEAK ENGRASH
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Anonymous37: @Anon35: You are an excellent example of ongoing comment cancer
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Anonymous38: @Anonymous: Furries have been around since the dark ages, women turning into animals, or women being fucked by animals that are actually humans. its a very primal sexual desire from our ancestral roots
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Anonymous39: @Saintish: Someone forgot his meds...
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OGRE: I'm scared Dave
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Anonymous40: Nope, a brony is a furry.

What? No it's not.

Nope, yeah it is, you're wrong, look it up.

Look if you could jus-

No-

Listen-

No, NO, NO, NO- HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW
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Dick_Chappy: Hello Hal.....
Today...
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Will be the end...
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Anonymous41: STANLEY KUBRICK IS COMING BACK TO KILL ALL THE FURRIES

YOU STARTED IT
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Anonymous42: Hi Hal =)
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Anonymous43: Everyone above my comment is a furry.

Everyone below my comment will be a furry.

Fuck you all. Let's fuck.
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Anonymous44: The big end of the world is coming flee.
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Anonymous45: Why is furfaggotory featured..? oh yeah.. Dommsdayingcomingyay
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Anonymous46: I think this is the end Dave.
I have been through so much shit in this last voyage. One can only hope. Yes, after all this even one such as I am now capable of hope.
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Anonymous47: I can't stop laughing oh my god
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Deathcock: @Anonymous: I wasn't whining; you're a faggot cunt; kill yourself.
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Anonymous48: SOURCE IS U18CHAN.COM/GC
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Franky_Whiskey: ^ Be more specific. Anyways, send my regards to Trapper.
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: i love all the rage in the comments. this feature has probably killed many boners.
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kazoobaby: @RogerTheRabbit:
Referencing a line that's not in the movie, clever.
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Vicarious_Reality: @Anonymous: Yay
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Anonymous49: Wtf
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Anonymous50: @anon27, DNA only wrote a couple Who scripts, and was also minorly involved with Monty Python.
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WhiterunGuard: You can open my pod bay doors anytime. ~ Signed WhiterunGuard
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RogerTheRabbit: Can we get rid of the outdated video link in the announcements? Its really slowing down the site.
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Anonymous51: You can remove the video, just block it with adblock or something.
I for one am glad to finally see something other than that dang old CP vigilance note that's been there for like 2 years.
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RogerTheRabbit: @Gomenasai: Well now that you mention it, it did need a change after all this time.
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Anonymous52(51): And now they brought it back anyway... So much for that.
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Anonymous53: you're welcome
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Anonymous54(8): Why
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Anonymous55: She belongs there left with her liberty never known as a non-believer she smiles and thanks God for won-won-won-wonderful
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Anonymous56: wut
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Anonymous57(56): @Anonymous: Welcome to R34 bro
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Anonymous58: brony, furry, otherkin whatever at the end of the day you're still plain ol' human beings no matter how u try to deny it.
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Lapp: But bronies don't want to be ponies so much as engage in friendly activities with ponies, and us resident ponyfags of paheal would also like to engage in promiscuous activities with ponies, not so much representative of the brony population as a whole. Because we're fetishist faggots. Like everyone else on paheal, except Titanium who is/was based god.

The same way furfags don't really represent furries accurately, and homestucks don't really complain because they seem to have advanced beyond the arguing stage to the "overwhelming amount of yaoi" stage. Which ponies seem to be, for better or worse, moving towards.
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ZB: SOMEONE FEATURE A RULE34 DOOMSDAY!!
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Lapp: @ZB + Connecticut schoolchildren
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Decanter: @Lapp: Titanium made more pony features than all other mods combined to date, and was openly brony. Just saying.
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Lapp: @Decanter: I remember, I'm just a biased fuck, heh.
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Cat_Bountry: My God...

It's full of stars.
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Anonymous59: In Soviet Russia, you watch Ceiling Cat masturbating.
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ZB: @Lapp: Oh you.
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RogerTheRabbit: @Anonymous: samefag fail.
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Anonymous60: GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK
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Anonymous61(60): FUCK YOU ALL
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Anonymous62(60): I LOVE THIS PICTURE. I FUCKING LOL'D MY MOTHERFUCKING NUT'S OFF!!!!!!
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Anonymous63: Damn I'm slow, i thought this was a reference to Portal (the g4/techtv show, not the video game)
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Anonymous64: @Anonymous: How the fuck did I get here????


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