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Anonymous1: AAHHWW my eyes my eyes im blind AAAAAA
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jubilation_t_cornpone: She died today (aug 20, 2012). featured
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Sorry, this is all we have of her.
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AKuRacy11: I was thinking maybe something from Top Gun...ah well.
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Lapp: Face scares me, but I won't lie that I zoomed in pretty far on the pussy in this picture.
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Freezer: Hands up if the only thing you've seen her in is episodes of Scooby-Doo and Polident commercials. *raises hand*
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BoomHower: I AM THE ASIAN MAN, STEALING ALL YOUR DRAGON BALLS WITH MY NINJA CLAN!
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Lapp: That face has been scaring people since at least the 1960s.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: You don't get the full effect without the trademark cackle, though.
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Twistytie: RIP in peace 50th dead person I've never head of.
Honestly, who gives a shit?
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Anonymous2: What? No Tony Scott fucking his own brain cancer? Anon is disappointed.
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Anonymous3: Oh Jesus Christ take this out of my memory.
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TESTIFICATE: i puked
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Forgot about Scott, but there's no picture of him anyway. Also, according to wikipedia, his family says the brain cancer rumor is bullshit.
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Anony-Miss: R.I.P. you amazing woman.
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Roflcakes: Horrifying...

In other words: Perfect feature.
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peacekeeper: too soon, man.
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Anonymous4: WTF? That is fucking racist man. I could have sworn this bitch pussy just called me an attractive and successful African.
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Anonymous5: seriously, the shit that makes it to fetured sickens the FUCK out of me...i came here to fap DAMN IT!
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traffik: @Freezer: Phyllis Diller wasn't in Polident commercials. You're thinking of Martha Raye.

Jesus, I'm old.
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Anonymous6: Holy shit!. 0_0
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Anonymous7: This can't be the only one! Phyllis was simultaneously the classiest and raunchiest comedienne for decades.
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Anonymous8: wat
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Anonymous9: so you're trying to honor a recently deceased celebrity by posting a hideous pornographic image of her?
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TrashPirate: @Anonymous: Of course, how else would we honor a dead celebrity?
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MrAnon: Some celeb dies, they get featured. Yep...
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Dolfy246: That's enough internet for today.
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Htoonlover: she's got a nice snatch for such an old gal

Anon9: very new here.
traffik: not alone.
peacekeeper: very new or had a crush on an old bag
Twistytie: clearly too young to be here.
BoomHower: your super irrelevant quote was surprisingly amazing!
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Htoonlover: Scooby Doo yes, but you're all forgetting the possibly even more amazing, yet highly under-renown "Mad Monster Party?" by rankin-bass. think Rudolph but with classics monsters & dear ol' Diller.

it has a shocking lack of r34, especially considering the Ginger Grant duplicate.
a rare disappointment, GET ON IT r34!
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Chef_Retardee: Impressive, very impressive.
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Anonymous10: I'd do her. RIP Phyllis!!
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Anonymous11: A sad day for comedy.
All I can hear when I see this pic is her laughing.
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Anonymous12: 1)RESPECT to one of the FUNNIEST OLD BROADS EVER!!!
salute,Phyllis Diller!

2)HOW IN THE FUCK CAN IT BE HERE ON A FAP SITE THAT THERE FUCKING "featured images" HAVE ONLY EVER AT LEAST 95 TIMES OUT OF 100 FUCKING AUTOMATICALLY KILL ANY BONE I MIGHT HAVE AT THAT TIME?!?!?!?!?! THE ONLY GOOD "fi" I HAVE EVER SEEN IS THAT ELIZABETH TAYLOR ONE POSTED AFTER HER DEATH. OUTER HAN THAT ONE LONE SHINNING EXAMPLE, THEY ALL SUCK RANCID DOG SHIT!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT DOG OUT BACK, GET YOUR HANDGUN AND PUT THAT HORRIFICALLY SICK, VOMITUS, DIARRHEA LOOSING AT A SECOND'S NOTICE, PIECE OF MANGY TRASH OUT OF IT'S AND ALL THE REST OF OURS MISERY? FOR HUMANITY'S SAKE, KILL "featured image"!
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bosu: why the fuck am i looking at phyllis diller?
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Thumper: because death finally got lucky
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PinkBallons: Paheal features are best features.
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General_Vagueness: I only knew her from that one roast and the Robot Chicken Christmas special, but she seemed pretty funny. RIP
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O_Rly: RIP, you funny woman.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @bosu: Don't know. Why are you? Seriously, you couldn't tell it was an old bat from the thumbnail?
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Anonymous13: ...MY EYEZ THE BURN
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JamesBond: A touching tribute.
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KaGeTaMi: Wonder is she finally patented that "Phyllis Diller Spray N Play"?
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jubilation_t_cornpone: Eye bleach or not, I kinda doubt she looked this good. She was just five years short of a century.
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Anonymous14: gelbooru and rule 34 visitors, it's time we rape the female disney and nickelodeon cast. First targets are Victoria, Ariana, Miranda and Jeanette.
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Faptacular: A toast to a great woman. *Raises empty wine glass*

Also, thanks for keeping it classy Paheal.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: "50th dead person I've never head of"

Not surprisingly, old people tend to die more often than young people. So yeah, if you're young, you weren't around when they were most popular and are less likely to have heard of them.
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MisterMetalDude: Dać wieczne odpoczywanie.

She was a funny women...
Although i have seen her like 5/6 times.
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MisterMetalDude: @MisterMetalDude: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c97.0.403.403/p403x403/431174_10151014197276674_1828304906_n.jpg

The first time i saw this women..
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Anonymous15: SYPHILIS DEALER
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Anonymous16: Hmm... looks shopped.
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Anonymous17: MY EYES!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
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ILoveLois: I came..... just to piss everyone off
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Anonymous18: I LOVE BIG CUNT LIPS
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MamaGoat: I regret clicking.
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TongueTwister: *vomits 10 times*
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TheGoldenAnon: God I cant fap on this site till the damn picture goes away I keep seeing it on the side and it just kills my boner
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: ya think?
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @TheGoldenAnon: Sounds like a procedural problem to me. It is only visible when you are looking at thumbnails. When you select a pic to fap to, it isn't visible any more.
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Anonymous19: I'm sure her husband Fang would have liked it.
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Htoonlover: ^GoldenAnon gets off to thumbnails only, it's a condition. leave him alone. we all have some kind or another around here.

5 people already in this comment session alone are graeophiles.
and 1 to takin' the pee out of people; & i respect that ILoveLois.
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Htoonlover: +and anon15 to puns; but hey, who among us can say that we aren't aroused by wordplay
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Anonymous20: inB4 "goodnight sweet prince (princess?)"
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Anonymous21: FAPPABLE?
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Sir_Anon5: Damn. I was watching A Bug's Life for the first time in years about a week ago, and looked up the Queen's voice actress when I thought she sounded familiar. RIP.
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Anonymous22: i would do her in her open coffin!
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Thumper: wow quite the nec-e-rotic turn to this thread..
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jubilation_t_cornpone: @Sir_Anon5: I had forgotten about that, but I recognized the voice too.
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Anonymous23: Who ? Some yank ?
She looks like horrible old romance writer Barbara Cartland
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Anonymous24: Good Old Phyllis D. and Scott Mckenzie both this week.
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Anonymous25: Whomsoever fapped to this can pretty much fap to anything.
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dijitz: I would never have known any of these celebrities died if it wasn't for porn. Go figure.
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Anonymous26(16): @TheGoldenAnon: I know, the lack of dicks is horrible, huh?
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TongueTwister: How did this brain-melting, boner-killing shard of utter rubbish become featured?!? I can even taste the hidden feces in this image which they call "chocolate". Please, whoever uploaded this and whoever tagged this as a featured image must immediately see a psychologist specializing in those with abnormal gerontophilia.
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Anonymous27: Old nice pussy.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: How did it get featured? You're new here, huh? It was chosen simply because she died and it was the only pic of her on the site.
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TongueTwister: @jubilation_t_cornpone: Well then, couldn't anyone have a bit of consistency to draw a picture out of her? At a much younger age?
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Zetchzie: OMG Take it away My eyes burn
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Anonymous28: Mmmm, dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!.
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chocobo13: So this is who 2 The Ranting Gryphon was talking about in his rant on guns...
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Anonymous29: HA HAH!
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JAZcabungcal: woh!
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Anonymous30: I'm on acid. So she is right in front of me... I want to kill myself now!
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Anonymous31(10): I know Phyllis would've thought this picture is hilarious, RIP!
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Cactus34: I wonder if Playboy will dust off their files? I couple of tributes I read described the real Phyllis Diller as opposed to her on stage comedic persona. Under the crazy dresses and makeup, she was reputed to be a bit of the all right. The story goes on to say that she actually posed for Playboy, but that Playboy filed away the photos as "too good". They wanted to go for the laughs and Ms. Diller was far too hot and trim. I'd sure like to see those pix.
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Slowpope: @Cactus34:
This pic killed the idea of looking at other ones for me.
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Anonymous32: This is something I did not need to see. Also she just died.

Too soon. Too soon !
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ILoveLois: @TheGoldenAnon: I'd Fap to it again just to piss you off!
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Anonymous33(32): I hate the idea of celebrities posing naked here or in Playboy - now every time I see them in a film or show, I see that nude pic !
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jubilation_t_cornpone: And that is a problem...how?
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Dolfy246: GODAMNIT GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MY PENIS SHRINKS
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PinkBallons: @Dolfy246: If it's killing your boner, just click on the Featured Image tab and it'll hide the thumbnail.
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Anonymous34: Sucks she died, I'd hit that
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teador: ЭТО ЧО ЗА ХУЙНЯБЛЯ <>х<>
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FurryPaladin: @teador: Согласованные ЭТО ФОТО СОСЕТ!
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Anonymous35: RUN AWAY
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BleedinSkull: Hurry, fire the eye bleach cannon!
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Anonymous36: Now we need a Neil Armstrong feature.
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Anonymous37: ^Agreed. Paheal, I am extreme disappoint. Two well known public figures, Jerry Nelson (the voice of the Count from Sesame Street) and Neil Armstrong (the first man on the moon) died this week. As duly appointed perverts, it is our duty to send them off with a feature of epic proportions.

What's more, I searched for both only to find we have one picture of the count, and none whatsoever of Neil.

That's why I'm commissioning any artist up to the task (mainly because my own art skills are awful and would not do them justice). If there is anyone out there willing and able, I ask you to make a picture commemerating both Neil and Jerry (or the Count if you prefer) and their work. Let's send these men off in style!
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Anonymous38(37): ^Anon 36 here. My bad. Someone uploaded a picture of armstrong JUST as I posted this comment.
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Anonymous39: She was the voice of Thelma Griffin from Family Guy aka Peters Mom. R.I.P Thelma Griffin. Btw she really needs to close those legs. Like Quagmire once told her "EwwwWWwwwwww!"
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XCat1260: Her vagina looks so juicey that i wanna scoop it up and eat it >:(
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LuvDaArt: roflmfao! seriously...da fuq!?
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Anonymous40: whoever photoshopped dis did a terrible job... nice try, tho


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