Cat_Bountry: "I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic." ~ Hugo Weaving, on filming The Matrix Reloaded (2003).
Sulacu: Program has detected Denial of Service of COCK.EXE in sectors 0x00000000, 0x0a451bce, 0x0d12889d, 0x0d12a1a2, 0x0d44bcfa, 0x0da12500, 0x0da1250a, 0x0d12515 and 0x0fffffff and must selfterminate.
UnidentifiedFappingObject: I HAVE TO ASK, Cat. I just have to. It's code, code that means I'm sobbing my eyes out as once again you strike a raw nerve I thought long dulled by countless images of things that I could never truly describe to anyone not versed in the kinds of graphic imagery as found here.
Anonymous4: I jack off to pictures of agent smith daily. Like i full on edge to pictures of that fucking gooey virus guy, turning my room into a shrine for him in the hopes that maybe i will have a wet dream. Every time i go to Menard’s my parents have to restrain me so i dont go ham and buy hundreds of dollars worth of black liquid rubber in the hopes applying an ungodly amount of it onto my body will transform me into my love, Smith. Well, people are talking about it with the game Changed, so why not with Agent Smith! If flex seal can turn some bitch into a furry, why not agent smith, considering the way he gets clones…
We’re married, we just got married last Thursday. My friends at one point joked that one day he would propose to me. I pretended he did, and now I always wear a cheap crystal ring from Hot Topic on my finger to resemble the ring i imagine he’d proposed me with. Though now that I think about it, i might switch out the ring with my Skelanimals Kit ring because it’s literally melting onto my finger. I even have a marriage certificate I printed out last thursday
Maybe one day i will pursue virology and make him real. My love…To see that black liquid running up and down my body, slowly reshaping my body to look just like yours…fuck, at least im typing this on the toilet while playing with myself. It’s a very sexy mental image
Think I’m weird. There’s a guy named Docbot who jacks off to those fetus pods from the same movie, though i’ll save his story for a different comment
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Not a very good actor, but cute.
Who will be the gang-rape master?
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I'm not sure if I would ever get around to it, but it needs to be done.
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Though, every scene with Smith, as far as I'm concerned, is gold.
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ALL HAIL.
"Where have you been?"
"Sorry, the Cubs where in town."
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I REMEMBER THAT.
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RocketLawnChair: I'm not sure if that quote applies, since the clones are canon.
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We’re married, we just got married last Thursday. My friends at one point joked that one day he would propose to me. I pretended he did, and now I always wear a cheap crystal ring from Hot Topic on my finger to resemble the ring i imagine he’d proposed me with. Though now that I think about it, i might switch out the ring with my Skelanimals Kit ring because it’s literally melting onto my finger. I even have a marriage certificate I printed out last thursday
Maybe one day i will pursue virology and make him real. My love…To see that black liquid running up and down my body, slowly reshaping my body to look just like yours…fuck, at least im typing this on the toilet while playing with myself. It’s a very sexy mental image
Think I’m weird. There’s a guy named Docbot who jacks off to those fetus pods from the same movie, though i’ll save his story for a different comment