Anonymous18: lol at the newfags whining, I've seen this 300 times before. Boohoo if a funny picture got caught in your porn, it's not like you're jacking off 24/7.
Anonymous19(17): I AM jacking off 24/7 you asshole! You want to know what I have sitting in my balls right now? One sperm cell. And its dead. There's nothing else. It's empty. So when I see something as bad as this, suddenly there's a hundred, then a thousand, then a million then a billion sperm writhing around my balls. Why does that bother me? Now I'm leaving evidence of my ejaculations! Someone walks in with a blacklight and they'll know. THEY'LL. KNOW.
Anonymous38: what in the name of CGI is this horrifying pile... it looks like some really bad piccaso, how did it even get tags for simpsons,take off the yellow dress and the blue hair, and it looks like some sort of hellish demonspawn from a childs nightmare, leave them, and it looks like the same thing, just with a yellow and blue blob in the picture...
Wyr: I need to take a break from Porn I think. I....I can't get it up. I just....I can't. Not any more. I've...I've failed the internet, as it has failed me.
BPQ00X: It's as if an 8bit took a shit and then holyfucknes decided to dump a shit load of fuck onto it leaving us with this, some shit made on cheetah 3D for mac in less than 3 minutes.
Htoonlover: I can only hope that this was done with the most thoroughly pure and earnest intentions of being magnificently artistic and erotic, and in no way (not even in passing thought or consideration) humorous; otherwise all hope is lost, if this is what a "joke" has become in our contemporary times.
Htoonlover: is this a new species of insect recently discovered? the photo quality seems a tad grainy, you'd think leading biologist would have better equipment. does anyone know the name of this new species? it's a bit bizarre looking. i can't tell which set of eyes are the real ones and which set are the "false" ones. unless they are all real? or are those pincers? i'm very confused, can someone draw me a scientific diagram please?
Anonymous92: WHAT AM I SEEING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HeartlessWanderer: I have something to apoligize for. I saw this and thought "This will never be featured..." thereby doubting the powers of "Rule 34".
I see now that I was wrong.
I will never doubt the power of Rule 34 ever again...
Dr-Cane: ah, old times, i remember that shortage of porn some months ago... over 1000 or 2000 anons, i don't remember well now... also thank you for the info Titanium
Anonymous151: Reeeeed wiiiine and sleeeeeping pillllllls
Help me geeeeet baaaaack to your arrrms
Cheeeeeeeap seeeeex and saaaaad fillllllms
Help me geeeeet wheeeere I beloooong
I think you're craaaaaaaaaazyyyyyy
Mayyyyyyybe
I think you're craaaaaaaaaazyyyyyy
Mayyyyyyybe
Anonymous163: Hey guys, don't be too critic, that's a true classic! Compare Marge to how the martians looked in the clasic SF-movie "The war of the worlds" from 1953! See the similarities? :-)
Ser6Ijvolk: Oh come on, either feature something awesome or shocking — this sort of garbage isn't even supposed to make it past quality control. Are you going to feature that girl who draws on stained pieces of yellow paper with crayons next? (Forgot her name).
Anonymous164: I realize there are hundreds of decent pics to fap to,so one of those being Featured wouldn't work...but really?,this isn't even a Mind Fuck,it's just vomit transformed into Anim8or FAIL
Tater-Tot-Kaite: I've been on the internet for a while. I've seen pretty much everything there is to see. Goatse, 2girls1cup, swap.avi, 3 guys 1 hammer, Offended, and any other disgusting shock site you can think of...And this inherently frightens me.
Htoonlover: ^Anon85 & Anon90- about fire shooting peni... i've seen images from a Hungarian horror film called Taxidermia, which portrayed just that, no lie, i think it was on the soundtrack cover even.
^Tater-Tot-Kaite: you seen '1 guy 1 jar',... cause i haven't, but i can assure you its still a runner up to this
Htoonlover: no wonder Australia hates the Simpsons. it must have been this pic that provoked it. NOW I HATE THEM TOO!!!
^Anon115: "I swear to God I found something like this in a Happy Meal"
post pics or it didn't happen.... on second thought, don't post pics, we've seen enough horrors for in infinite# of infinite infinities from this alone already.
Anonymous173(21): DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
Anonymous177: No...
This image is too powerful...Internet memes which were previously for my amusement have now turned against me and are taking over my mind...
GAAHK! IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT N-
I heard I liek Mudkips.
I MUST DIE!
Get out, Anon, I'm piss!
KILL ME WITH FIRE!
Do a barrel roll, dammit!
IMA LET ME FINISH NOW.
Anonymous179(41): I like the picturw is the equivalent of seeing you mom nude with teh titties. Your sense of reality goes BAWL SAK and you skull implodes as your brain ovoerloadand turns into a quasar.
Anonymous195: To stop a Paheal assume direct control and press the down vote.
That or you imbeciles could stop going "durrhurrdurr feetur dis nao!" on every fucked up pic you see and then changing your mind about it being featured.
Just a suggestion of using the one part that makes the human species,well human.
Saffi: Lets comment.
1. Better than Bieber.
2. What a fine way to lose arousal.
3. I've shat shit more appealing than this.
4. Plz UN-Feature.
5. Do not want!
6. The balls are inert.
7. Boomer!
8. The feature is a spy!
9. HURR DURR!!!!!
10. Yes holyans, bow down to this shit!
11. Satan disapproves.
Anonymous217(177): There are no words for this, so instead I'll use symbols:
&*%™}> ~@:～;\•/#｜ =(><!&?$±}{'“″”^
And of course, underscores:
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LadyStardust: Oh for fuck's sake . . what am I looking at it? I was having a good day up until this point, now I'm just depressed, and also possibly suicidal. D=
Anonymous231: This is the kind of garbage that is rapidly going to bury paheal; along with excessive gay posts, censored jap crap, endless CG posts, and the downloading of virus infections, malbots and spyware to a visitors PC.
BPQ00X: I'm actually surprised that this can be considered at all Simpsons porn, sure the god awful creatures in this picture resemble them by a fraction of 1% but I could put a orange dress on a banana and draw boobs on it and that would look like God compared to this
toonsfox: You now imagine Lisa very slowly turning her head,l Excorcist-style, and staring at you with dead, soulless eyes, embedded in a face that makes Lovecraftian horror look like Beatrix Potter.
Anonymous248: I will never be able to see anything worse than this. It is a blessing. Now whatever I look at will be beautiful and the world is revealed to be a wonderful and magical place.
Anonymous252: If an ostrich and a chimpanzee had a son, and a cheetah ate the abomination, and then shit that out, and a vulture ate that shit, and then threw it up, this picture would look worse than the vomit.
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It's..
*pukes*beautiful!
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I hate myself for asking a feat on this... (I'm anon25, btw.)
D:
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... VERY MUCH...
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BUT I STILL LOL'D.
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I see now that I was wrong.
I will never doubt the power of Rule 34 ever again...
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I'm pretty sure Chaos magic is what lead to this thing's creation.
anyways... UBER ROFL LMAO! This is the best shitty art I've seen yet!
But why, apparent from the occassional hilarious picture, is it only bad Rule 34s that get featured?
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Bricks were shat.
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I don't care if this IS "lolitrollu"; This is terrible, shit-quality, nowhere-near-fappable garbage!
in WAY b4 "i suck yo dick?"
-regards NWA (not using my account because i am lazy)
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Defnitely seen worse, like that Princess Peach someone Fucked up and didnt even bother to put any effort into it, and made several of them.
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This picture is horrible...Just horrible....
How did this get featured?!
Help me geeeeet baaaaack to your arrrms
Cheeeeeeeap seeeeex and saaaaad fillllllms
Help me geeeeet wheeeere I beloooong
I think you're craaaaaaaaaazyyyyyy
Mayyyyyyybe
I think you're craaaaaaaaaazyyyyyy
Mayyyyyyybe
OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
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WHY?
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^Tater-Tot-Kaite: you seen '1 guy 1 jar',... cause i haven't, but i can assure you its still a runner up to this
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^Anon115: "I swear to God I found something like this in a Happy Meal"
post pics or it didn't happen.... on second thought, don't post pics, we've seen enough horrors for in infinite# of infinite infinities from this alone already.
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B) Is it weird as shit?
C) Would the mods enjoy torturing you with it?
D) Is it related to a current holiday?
If you answered yes to any, it is feature worthy.
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
DON'T GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
i can only imagine how fucked up it would be if animated xD
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This image is too powerful...Internet memes which were previously for my amusement have now turned against me and are taking over my mind...
GAAHK! IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT N-
I heard I liek Mudkips.
I MUST DIE!
Get out, Anon, I'm piss!
KILL ME WITH FIRE!
Do a barrel roll, dammit!
IMA LET ME FINISH NOW.
...The power of the memes...too much...
*thud*
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be a shame if anything happened to all of it
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http://www.g4tv.com/videos/51795/bustice-starring-sara-underwood/
back in the day I paid $3.50 to see this greatness.
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That or you imbeciles could stop going "durrhurrdurr feetur dis nao!" on every fucked up pic you see and then changing your mind about it being featured.
Just a suggestion of using the one part that makes the human species,well human.
DEAR LORD WHAT HAS SCIENCE CREATED!?
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Today, this line has been crossed.
1. Better than Bieber.
2. What a fine way to lose arousal.
3. I've shat shit more appealing than this.
4. Plz UN-Feature.
5. Do not want!
6. The balls are inert.
7. Boomer!
8. The feature is a spy!
9. HURR DURR!!!!!
10. Yes holyans, bow down to this shit!
11. Satan disapproves.
&*%™}> ~@:～;\•/#｜ =(><!&?$±}{'“″”^
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What was a creater thinking!@
and waiting for someone to have comment of
"I LOVE IT!"
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We need a sperate section for furries and gays.
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No srlsy, whats thet yellow triangle coming from Lisa's butt piercing her dress?
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See, this is why I love paheal, I consider it a comedy site in many ways! Stuff like this is just hilarious.
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Before my number unfappable were none, save things
Paint'd and render'd, and render'd I endure.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
http://www.youtube.com/user/andywilson92
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TOTOTOTROTtyotototototgotogtototototot!!!!!!TORTOTOTO
every day I wake up with conflicting feelings of pride and shame.
And I'm still leaving a comment...
What hath this electronic abomonation wraught?
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she has no mouth and... just no
:( *cry*
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...HAPPY
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