king_elewis: sir looch, i would knight u but, my kingdom has been taken under siege by longcat the terrible.
my entire kingdom and castle was destroyed when he came.
"thinks thoughtfully" or maybe he was bowing to me...
CitizenP: How is this porn? Porn is the act of sex recorded or shown to arouse the viewer! This is very amazing but being naked is not porn nor is a cat coming out your digestive system...(Insert stupid joke about asain cat eating here!) It's more of art then porn simplely because your likely to lose your boner watching this for the "ONLY" two sences of sex! And I know some of you want to prove me wrong with that but really...its one thing to look at something you think is hot and get a boner, but to do it to prove a man wrong...it's like jerking to "Nothing!" Still it is cool!
ilikefood: At first I thought I saw longcat's penis at the very bottom, and was going to say "longcat isn't all that long." But it turns out it's just where the background shows through between his legs.
Anonymous21(13): We go by a "general" view of porn her, not a pseudo-official term. Naked=porn. Tits, vagoo, really tight clothes or almost naked(sometimes), penis. It doesn't necessarily have to be intercourse, and is OFTEN put here for the very purpose of disturbing people or making them laugh.
CitizenP: You miss spelled here...and I can see that, Still you stated yourself well so points for trying and noted! Still this should be put under different rule then.
Voltio: How dare you! I have a cock, two ballz and a sack. I am a dude! Your just another one of my random flirting victims!
Now do you want to have some hot sceaty hardcore sex!? Yes or no!? XD
Father_Alexander_Anderson: O_o...................
I've done no such thing... You threw holy water on me... a Priest mind you, then drank some, found out it was Bleach and burned away from the inside out...
CitizenP: (Comes back to steal car and drive away after epic chase sence with kung fu fighting and a poorly casted main character but uses comedy and well know stars to cover it up!)
Voltio: *Gets back from Chasing CitizenP 5 Miles Off a cliff*
Well that concures another Episode of Random Rule34 Comments.
With Stars:Voltio,CitizenP,Father_Alexander_Anderson. With Special Guests: Anon22,23,24,25,26,27
The End...........for now.
Anonymous38: this is not porn! 98% of this cant be considered porn, and the other 2% i dont think is meant to be porn. and if this is porn then im going to flood the site with "not porn"s with a little tiny nude chick pasted on it.
Anonymous46: nah, by now the comments have by far out-lengthed the long cat...but still, that's one damn long cat. Though if you look closely around the middle you will see that there are 2 cats.
Anonymous71: LONGCAT WAS EPIC, IS EPIC, AND WILL STAY EPIC. And those of you who don't like it being featured here... go fap yourself. If not Rule 34, I wouldn't be able to enjoy this awesome piece of awesomeness. :)
Anonymous72(38): this is not porn! 98% of this cant be considered porn, and the other 2% i don't think is meant to be porn. and if this is porn then im going to flood the site with "not porn"s with a little tiny nude chick pasted on it.
CitizenP: To "Just looking": You would flap to one nipple? Well...good luck with that...Oh!, And this is again amazing in that we the people, wrote for the people and to the people a very long ass series of comments! It is infact more amazing then the pic! You all should be proud (NO JOKE!) to be exercising your freedom of choice on the matter of porn...which this is not...and art...which this is kind of...and the value of the almighty "LOL" factor...which this has none...the fact is the LoL of this picture were made in part (or whole in this case!) by you the viewers. This crap is nothing near to value to the words we say and write! From the first man to say "LoL" to the last man to yell "WTF" you are the true "L33T" of this world you my friends are ..."The Internet!"
CitizenP: Shit!...I thought I lost you in the pirate sence with the ninjas! Luckly I have my infant monster which I will train to be the best but never really get anything but more shows...(eneaking out the back as my monster goes to die a very butt Orientated death!)
CitizenP: Misspelled "sneak"! What about flap? It's fap? I'll make a note! (See this is me making notes see how the notes I make help increase my writing value? Thats something you should note!)
CitizenP: Voltio theirs no one I'd like to run form more in this world...save maybe a gay butt pirate with a bomb on his dick...wait...are going to say what I think you will say?
Voltio: lol thanks for fighting evil so I could move back with my mom. I miss her ;_;
And how did you know wut I was going to say? Cuz I didn't know wut I was going to to say in the first place.
CitizenP: Let this guide you in times when you need...guiding...huh?,Sounded better in my head...anyway...Words are only units of value if you find value in the word unit!
CitizenP: Right then anon78 we need more comments people! Anon's more wasting space! People with names more writing LoL alot! Voltio stop sneak up behind me I can see you and am wearing my iron butt pad! Lets do this people!
Xythe: No, it's not. It's an old as hell meme, and i've seen this picture like every damn day. It's annoying seeing it featured here. What happened to all the shocking and funny images? Lately it's just been "artsy" or a meme that no one really gets.
Anonymous97: It's a great classic and all, but only about 1% of it it is boobies. I'm not gonna say it shouldn't be on the site since it technically is 34, but it's not feature-worthy 34.
Anonymous106: not porn, not even a single cat, look at the middle where the wormhole is, theres a second cat. and agreed this isn't even really porn, why did they feature an image that not only takes up a crap load of space that could be used for something else, but is also not porn?
Anonymous108: this is what happens when win enters the intarwebs and passes the eyes of foolish humans and anons. we do not deserve win of this cauliber for it rots our brians from the inside and causes intense faggotry. delete plz.
Anonymous117: goddammit why is there no porn of a gay butt pirate with a bomb on his dick???
DO WANT.
and there are plenty of pirates that could be used to make it rule 34... not that that would stop newfags from complaining "baaaw why is this here it's not porn baaaaaaaaaw!"
Casperthy_Frendligost: This has been tampered with since posting ! Near the top there WAS a speech balloon saying "end of universe" or words to that effect. NOW it says "Little bitch !". I have the pic in my own files and will confirm this !
Anonymous157: To those that complained (I will be supprised if you make it all this way) about the feqtured picture. You know better, the features are always crazy.
Anonymous165: where's the rule 34? Thats just the flash from 4chan.org/flash. Also: LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Thornbrier: @Anonymous: Well, there's an All the Way Through of a girl with her shirt open just below the prism and lens near the top. Between Jesus and Alice we have a naked girl clinging to Longcat. And Dig Dug appears to be trying to inflate Longcat's outie (which some find sexual).
Anonymous174: Uh, why the hell some user names redirect to a completely different user with the same exact name, like the attractive and successful African above? I've encountered this bug like 3 or 4 times in the past week already, all profiles used to be linked correctly to everyone up until recently.
More importantly, how the funk can there even be 2 accounts with the same name?...
Oh and restore this damn pic already. FFS, it was deleted by mistake but jubilation keeps ignoring my PMs.
AngelCam7: ??? Uh... what exactly does this has to with porn exactly? What does this have to do with this site? Are there people that are turned on by... whatever the hell that is? I just... I don't know...
Anonymous183: Hey faggots brickshithouse and anon183, you are just fucking pricks with fucking sarcastic joke, that was so sarcastic what you say fags, this shit picture, this isn't fucking porn, if you think this is porn, you aren't fucking human! you aren't belong in this world, you belong in hell.
Shish: @Gomenasai: usernames were case-sensetive until recently, so dupe accounts with different cases were allowed - they can't be created any more, but some still exist. I've cleared out all the dupe accounts with no posts, if there are any names which have two active accounts, that'll need handling case-by-case~
Anonymous190(174): @Shish: If that's how it is, fix the uploader of this pic too please. He has this same issue.
Really now, case sensitive dupe account still could be made until recently? I know that names with spaces became unavailable a long time ago, but this being around for such a long time is just odd..
TheBigMansini: Will always be one of the greatest pix (and memes) in the history of the internets.
RIP Longcat, our love for you was as great as you were indeed LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous195: This picture sucks, I see that got your attention...ahem *cough* fuck you <3
wasted second/s of your life lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo ballsack obama for president!
Anonymous203: I think the schoolgirl is the girl you play as in Demonophobia. Same outfit, same hair, same hair dec, and same horrible things happening to her.
Puffball: Oh no, poor kitty! D: I'm a fur-mom to four, so seeing something like this saddens me. Cancer took this bby at only 8 years. He could have lived for 12 more if not for that. RIP pretty boy.
jubilation_t_cornpone: @Anonymous: Because it's a stupid request. What, you think we have a "holding area" for pics that have been deleted? They are gone and can't be restored unless there's a completely new upload. Which anons don't do.
Vectorman: @jubilation_t_cornpone: I don't think Anon 175 will get that message. He posted that in 2013. It is doubtful he still even uses this site plus the fact this site doesn't notify when you get a reply on picture comments.
Anonymous247: This can stay in hell where it belongs...no normal human should even think to create such a degenerate thing...just why you fucking retards???? Disgusting fucks
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Added to me "Feature Later" folder.
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to quote jesus
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It's hardly even porn
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~One (1) guro'd schoolgirl.
~One (1) nude female clinging to the side of Longcat.
Then, of course, you could argue about the nudity of any demons or obscured people in the background.
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And then you guys remind me.
just fucking owns
so much
it makes me want to make an account
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my entire kingdom and castle was destroyed when he came.
"thinks thoughtfully" or maybe he was bowing to me...
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The thumbnail led me to believe this image was an error O_o Turns out it's just as long as the thumb suggests.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEENNNN!!! *Shouldertackles*
Now do you want to have some hot sceaty hardcore sex!? Yes or no!? XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!!!
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I've done no such thing... You threw holy water on me... a Priest mind you, then drank some, found out it was Bleach and burned away from the inside out...
...Amen... >.>;;;
Well that concures another Episode of Random Rule34 Comments.
With Stars:Voltio,CitizenP,Father_Alexander_Anderson. With Special Guests: Anon22,23,24,25,26,27
The End...........for now.
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Let us pray Longcat will break out of this god forbidden place of enclosement.
*goes to pray*
I guess.
you should have at least put him next to some cp or something if you were gonna post it as /34/
win.
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I really need to get my priorities straight
May be epic, but has nothing to do with rule 34.
New feature.
Lets at least throw your monster a funeral.
It may be a ugly, smelly, abomination of a creater. But its still a living creater.
And how did you know wut I was going to say? Cuz I didn't know wut I was going to to say in the first place.
CitizenP your the weirdest most Randomus person I've ever raped! XD
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There ya go! XD
Oh Well he had it coming! ;_;
Fuck, someone beat me to it.
1.long cat = EPIC WIN!
2.voltio = rapist
3.citizenP = pwned
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Speaking of which, hey, sauce!
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Rule34d: No, your ban just expired.''
I LOL'd xD
DO WANT.
and there are plenty of pirates that could be used to make it rule 34... not that that would stop newfags from complaining "baaaw why is this here it's not porn baaaaaaaaaw!"
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Neeed help
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Also, End of niggaverse!
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Also, hello again! I can't believe you guys still haven't beat the picture's size!
Also, to anon135, anon200 is waiting at the beginning of Rule 34. Where it all began.
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Long cat will fall to our anon...ness...
LONG PAPER IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Just another reminder why I come to this site.
Cum for the art, stay for the comments.
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prove me rong fagz
More importantly, how the funk can there even be 2 accounts with the same name?...
Oh and restore this damn pic already. FFS, it was deleted by mistake but jubilation keeps ignoring my PMs.
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Fuck off attractive and successful African, it's a classic.
Also, there's very clearly tits in the picture.
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I miss that shit more than anything...
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And the fucked up part is that this is the first time I've ever used the word newfag.
And the first post I've made on my new Itronix Gobook III
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)°O° )
I come here every day ;_;
*begins to float*
Looooooooooooooooooong cat cat looooooooooooooooong cat cat
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Really now, case sensitive dupe account still could be made until recently? I know that names with spaces became unavailable a long time ago, but this being around for such a long time is just odd..
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RIP Longcat, our love for you was as great as you were indeed LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
wasted second/s of your life lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo ballsack obama for president!
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No wonder it died, so many 4's
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Anyone complaining about pic, look up anon 14 comment.
must pictures are just nonsence but sometimes... well.... 1000years passed.
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"Dafuq?"
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Long cat
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9/21/2020
That aside, RIP, Longcat. Best longest boi of the internet.
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For the long cat
For the long haul
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Thank you.
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This deserves to be featured,Karen wannabe
-Ruby52986, 4:17 PM, 1/26/2021