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The_Elder_Troll: You just drew a dick and posted it, that is not very creative :I
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ChaoticTentacles: … ( ok now imagine every single cuss in the world in every language an most of them starting or ending with you and then you'll know what im thinking)
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UncleSpongeSmoke: Yay... A random penor. =3
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Franky_Whiskey: the essence of rule34
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MeRMental: Minimalism masterpiece.
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Ingsoc: How exactly this constitute rule 34 image?
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Carim: @Ingsoc: better question; how the fuck did this make feature?
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deathstriker: And the admins wondering why everybody else tries to break the rules at first opportunity, they should be the first to uphold them.
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Crucius: Ever heard of April first?
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deathstriker: @deathstriker: April Fool's day aside that is.
It would have been better if you made the entire site a Hello Kitty shrine.
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Anonymous1: Heh. Not the hardest thing to fap to.
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Riso: ITT: Everyone doesn't realize it's April Fools Day.
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notanonymous: When I first saw the thumbnail on the main page I was like "wait, what?", then I looked at the calendar.

Not as annoying as past AFD changes, though, so I'm not going to complain.
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Anonymous2: Happy Anal Tools Day, Paheal!
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Mr_Toastah: Still they could do worse.
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Mr_Toastah: Woo vote up back to zero
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MV: I guess at least they didn't try to say they were removing all the lolicon again.
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Anonymous3: fuck yes feature
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Anonymous4: I thought it's gonna be animated so I sat still staring at the dick for a few minutes...LOL
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Anonymous5: I agree with this work of art.
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anomalous: This picture is a dick.
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TrashPirate: Happy Penor Fools.

Though it kinda looks like a blob with one slug-eye poking out.
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JeffMoreau: I miss the old days, when Titanium was here and the features were greener.
PS. Never liked modern "art" anyway.
PPS. I demand a better feature or Fools Day.
PPPS. I'm more serious than ever because it's the 1st of April; usually I'm the funniest son of a bitch on our globe.
PPPPS. Maybe not, but still.
PPPPPS. Hey, bunnies!
PPPPPPS. That post just got cocked, if ya know what I mean.
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Anonymous6: why is this FEATURED!
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notmacacos2: Best feature yet. Definitely better than 99.98% of the shit on this site.

The artist is clearly a mastermind of artwork, if you can't see the genius behind this piece then you should commit some serious sudoku
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Anonymous7: Hot!!!! Fap fap fap!!!
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Anonymous8: so, for april fool's day, paheal is making every single image on the entire site vanish so we can't view them, and featured a poorly drawn penis image.

you take away our porn, THEN TAUNT US WITH YOUR FLACCID PENIS?!

CONSUME YOUR OWN PENIS, YOU UGLY FREAK!
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Anonymous9(8): i just explained why, anon8... it's part of their fucking joke for today.
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cenakid11: @anonymous8 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
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4daluvofart: this is the source of rule34... the Creation of the line and the drive of the penis to be thrust in side of things.... "April first"
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Anonymous10: Oh god all the porn is gone! Why would you do this to us paheal?
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DonkeyPunch: 30 seconds in ms paint...
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MamaGoat: @Anonymous: lmfao
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Random_Anon: Well, so much for reporting it yesterday. Happy April Fools' Day everyone...I guess...
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drifting: judging from the size, color, and angle

this needs a chris chan tag too
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Anonymous11: I used to understand the humour in features. Sick and twisted as they were, (Thank you for everything, Titanium) features now lack that certain something. Even if this IS Rule34.paheal.net, we do have standards. >>
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CreamyThang_: *rimshot*
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CreamyThang_: Also, he's got the Cancer.
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GirlaPH: Oh my God, this is Golden!
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Anonymous12(8): titanium is the only one who chose good features... everyone else sucks.
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MaDrow: This made me laugh somehow
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BAMF: There is porn of a penis, thus it exists.
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ThatsAkoolStoryBro: this penis needs a penis.
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g_rasputin: Hm... a truly good April Fools day joke would be censoring the whole site and making it morally wholesome, but that would take forever.
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forest-sage: April Fools day.. so this isn't actually a penis?
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MisterSoulCrush: Is it the penis day today?
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ThatBlackCopFromDawnOfTheDead: @Kitsune_Naruto: Fuck you furfag look at the date
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cowminyoe: Reading the comments makes me realise how many people have a sense of humour,not many.
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O_Rly: One of the hottest things ever.
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ilr: there's really no humor in this. It's not even clever.
I think they did it out of spite
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Cancer: anorexic goomba... god, i miss Titanium
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masterofpirates: Good April fools joke.
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Fara_Phoenix: Ergh.
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Anonymous13: This is sick. I'm appalled to be a member of the human race when something this disgusting can be created.
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Anonymous14: I was kinda confused when I saw this featured then I clicked on it, went to the bottom to see reviews, *sees April 1st, then the picture loads*
Sigh goddamnit -___-
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thehookerthatneverwas: The only thing I despise about these features are: 1) you whiny little bitches who'd rather complain about it than laugh at it for whatever reason; 2) that no admin announces the feature. How am I supposed to know who to laugh at besides Titanium and his apparently Banana shaped wang?
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BrickShitHouse: Meh.
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Elcaro: Why is this featured instead of the other April Fool's Day picture? Paheal, I am disappoint.
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Anonymous15: At least this April Fool's joke isn't making me paranoid.
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Anonymous16: It's a masterpiece. Bravo.
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CaptainLeslieHero: Good golly, miss molly...
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Twarkle: Nothin like a good pair of lopsided testicles as your featured image.
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achthenuts: Mother-of-god-meme.jpg
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Osmium: Wow, I find myself thoroughly disappointed in every complainer here, and many who aren't complaining. Seriously, was thehookerthatneverwas the only one of u motherfuckers to look at the tags on this feature and appreciate it simply for that. April fools there's no porn except titanium's massive e-penis getting jammed in ur face yet again :P
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Anonymous17: This is by far the best rule 34 ever. Amazing.
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KaptainKoonKiller: Chris-chan's dick
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Anonymous18: Last two tags are fucking HILARIOUS!!!
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Anonymous19: This is the best picture on this site
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Anonymous20: Lol, April fooled
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Anonymous21: Best Picture 2012
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furry34: I see no hair on those balls. Are you sure this isn't underaged?
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Anonymous22(1): @Anonymous: The pics seem to work fine for me, what bothers me is that there's only 24 pics per page now.
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cheezbuggah: i've got the same problem, the images wont show up! anyone else who has it?
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yoshibaliaquaboo: @Anonymous: Really? I thought I was the only one having this problem! No images will show up on the page!! >.<
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hadeze: Art! or something
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Anonymous23: Kay, now I REALLY miss Titanium.
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Norton: @Gomenasai: Yeah, same with me, site's definitely herp derping.
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Random_Anon: @ Anon24
Don't worry fine fellow, our leader and savior Titanium will return to us one day! ...One day...
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Error: D- I don't even...
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Candycock: @Random_Anon: He's the hero paheal deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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Anonymous24(23): @Random_Anon: I wish I had your level of optimism, :(
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Anonymous25: Cena lost at Wrestlemania people.
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CaptainLeslieHero: @Random_Anon: You either die as an admin, or live long enough to see yourself become an anon.
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PwnFrnzy: Last 2 tags
MySides.jpg
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Anonymous26: What the fuck.. The first few comments.. Do some people not realize a joke when it's on a website like this that's all about porn on anything? I know the posters aren't joking because these are probably the same people that lose their shit over some one saying attractive and successful African. OVER THE INTERNET
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Anonymous27: "and tattooed on his back... a crudely drawn PAENEIIS. His friends said it was a gang tattoo."
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anon0: Finally, a good feature
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bAv-R34: Greatest feature evar.
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traffik: Hope this 24 pics per page thing is temporary. The 60 pics per page was much better. At the very least, registered users should have the option.
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traffik: @CaptainLeslieHero: It's actually exactly the opposite. He's the hero we need, but don't deserve.
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traffik: ^Oops. replied to the wrong comment. That was meant for Candycock, not CaptainLeslieHero.
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DKblitz: A very informative briefing on the feminazis core agenda.
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--Zeus--: The amount of artists needed to work on this must have been enormous, and the quality of work they put in surpasses the Mona Lisa. This is the picture of a generation.
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Anonymous28: Yeah, there are malfunctions on here. I am not able to browse.
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BM-DUB: funny....
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Takuto_Shindou: I lost my hope on this site
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Anonymous29(28): Man, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
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Anonymous30(28): SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN...

Prepare your ass.
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ThunderFap: titanium worthy feature
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Anonymous31(18): @anon 29& 30 site works on mobile divices... I think
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DJR_1989: Keeping it simple.
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Anonymous32(28): What do you mean?
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Anonymous33(28): PLEAASSEEEE HEEELLPPPPP MEEEEE
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Meta_Kirby: Its past April Fools day...restore please???? please? No, really...ugh...
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Anonymous34: God dammit I hate it when my dick gets all bent out of shape!
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Anonymous35(8): ok, it is not april 1st anymore, why the fuck are the images still vanishing from the index/lists?

guess it's time to move on to a more stable porn site, everyone, i'm going to e-hentai galleries.
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Ingsoc: @Anonymous: Yea I get it, but my point still valid - the joke had nothing to do with the site (and wasn't that funny either).
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Anonymous36: okay it was fun but come on guys, can you fix things please?
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Anonymous37: this is actually much better then looking at ponies :D
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Anonymous38(36): Is there any word from anyone why the site is still messed up?
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Anonymous39: oh yeah this makes my small white cock go hard as fuck :)
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Anonymous40: can someone please fix the site there are some good images on this site and i would like to see them
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Shish: To those having problems viewing the indexes, what version of what browser are you using? Is there anything in the browser error console? Is the problem still there after clearing cookies?
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Shish: Also, any extra plugins / extensions installed to the browsers? Testing in various recent versions of chrome / firefox / opera it's all looking fine here, and "it doesn't work" doesn't really give me much to go on...
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CaptQuirk: Firefox 11 on Gnome 2 desktop Ubuntu NO problems at all....running like a raped ape...
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Greatfullded7: It is April 4 =/
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Danielakiiki: LOL@Shish oh you <3
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Anonymous41(36): Running latest Explorer, cleared cookies and everything, still nothing showing up.
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Anonymous42(36): And now everything is back, what the hell happend?
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ILoveLois: Cleared cookies also, running Explorer. Basicly, screen loads up and flashes the index as it disappears the ads close in. just checked, seems to be working now!
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Danielakiiki: @Anonymous: http://youtu.be/KRlpZKJ0Elc
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Anonymous43(36): @Danielakiiki: Oh, I should have guessed. Silly me
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Anonymous44: Still not working properly for me here.
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Shish: @Anonymous: and your browser / version is ...?

Seriously guys, if you want a problem fixed I need to know what the problem is -_- (protip: for a website rendering glitch, the problem is almost always at the browser level)

Checked in IE9 and that seems to be working too, so if it is IE then it's an old or beta version...
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Anonymous45: why do you aspies get so asspained when a featured image doesnt immediately make you want to jack off?
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masterofpirates: The featured image usually isn't hot. It's usually really fucked up, clever, or topical, and this is just a shitty picture of a dick which is supposed to be ironically funny I guess.
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Anonymous46: Cancer. Reported.
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Shedy: @--Zeus--: Yee
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Anonymous47: Lmao


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