appealus: "Hi, Juliet! It's Mom. I just wanted to say that it makes me proud to know how popular you are with the boys. It reminds me of myself actually. On the other hand, I hope you're aware that all this new attention could result in jealous girls spreading rumors about you. I'm fully aware of the ugly nickname they've given you. I don't know exactly what Fingercuffs Starling is supposed to mean, but I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding, right? See you at Dinner!"
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