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Gremrat: MOUNTAIN DEW 34 STRIKES AGAIN!
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3ario: Wow. There's, like, more than one Mountain Dew entry. I feel like I just lost a bet and owe someone a dollar, but I don't have anyone to pay out.
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Gremrat: You can pay me. I don't mind.

(Seven more posts until I hit 2000!)
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3ario: The moment has passed. I'm back to feeling like the world owes ME, instead.
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aquapopper: Wait till he finds out Moutain Dew makes you impotent :P
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Gremrat: He already knows. That's why he has no need of a girlfriend.
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Anonymous1: Yeah, it saves on falcon punches.
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bottle: Holy crap! Why is that guy screwing my sister?
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Gremrat: A better question is, why aren't I screwing your sister? *vaginally masturbates with her*
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bottle: *Gets popcorn, and watches.* Yeah.
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Gremrat: I think she drowned to death. ...sorry.
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bottle: Meh. I don't care. I'm a better flavor anyway.
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Anonymous2(1): *Takes pictures*
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Gremrat: What flavor are you, out of curiosity?

*rips Anon2 in half and drinks of his fluids* Beh... just blood flavor.

Okay, what flavor are you, bottle? :D
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Raaku: I taste like Ritz crackers. Just putting that out there.
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bottle: I'm the flavor of any soft drink you want me to be.
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Coelacanth: Don't know what I taste like. *licks self*

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Gremrat: In the end, Coelacanth tasted like poison.

Cruel fate. D:
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bottle: Poison? I like Poison. ....Poison Sushi.
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Raaku: Actually, that might not be entirely correct. My semen smells (and likely tastes) similar to Ritz crackers. My blood has a consistency similar to milk, and tastes like salty metal.

My skin has a rather bland taste, nothing especially noticeable. I haven't had a chance to cut myself open and taste the meat, but I'd be willing to let you test it if you want.
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Gremrat: I never knew Raaku was into guro...

I love Ritz crackers. But I don't love cock. Damn the dilemma!
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Anonymous3: You should totally do it Grem, if only so you can say to future generations you tried Ritz-flavoured cock.
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Gremrat: Saayyy... what if I paid YOU to try it for me, Anon3? :D I'll give you that dollar 3ario gave me!
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Anonymous4(3): I would, but it's funnier if a lesbian does it :p
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Gremrat: On the contrary, it's most hilarious if a straight guy does it.
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Anonymous5(3): Assuming I'm a straight guy to begin with :O lol anonymity
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Gremrat: Straight guys always seem to want to see lesbians do guys, so I assumed. XD
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Anonymous6(3): It's a safe assumption to be sure XD I just approve for the sake of the lulz though :p
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Anonymous7(1): Straight guys always wanna see ratcest.
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Dagger: hell yeah, niggah.
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Anonymous8(3): Never said I wanted evidence... I just always am seeking new awkward things to say in crowds - I can tell who's worthwhile when they laugh, and who isn't when they feel uncomfortable, and it's more fun to say them if I know they're true :p
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Dagger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRsexrhbG8
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Thranos: I taste like american cheese. *continues licking his own arm*
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Amun-Ra: Oh boy, this reminds me of an old camp song.

http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/song/song-493.asp
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Anonymous9: I'm surprised no one made a "Do the Dew" joke yet.
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Xei: DO THE DEW!
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Mr_taco: ..i taste like plastic covered in grass.
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Anonymous10: Take That Fido Dido!
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Anonymous11: Anon is a cruel uncaring monster! I like strawberry pie.


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