Anonymous2: "$cientology Is A Completely True Religion!"
Q: Why did the scientologist cross the road?
A: If I could work out why the hell he chose to become scientologist, then I might feel qualified to comment on the finer points of what motivates him to do things.
Q: What did the scientologist say when he stepped into a large dump of bullsh*t?
A: Aah.. feels like....Life!
A rabbi, a priest, an imam and a lawyer ($cientology priest) all walk into a bar, seemingly able to set aside their obvious differences, even in these religiously tense times, to get together for a beer and a game of pool. The lawyer poisons their drinks and takes their money. No punchline here.
Two $cientologists walk into a bar, and promptly asplode. Not a joke, just a wish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: A liar, murderer, cheat, and thief who doesn't give a damn about the suffering his actions may cause others, who may also exhibit signs of psychosis.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: Two $cientologists.
Q: What do you call 15 $cientologists in the back of a pick-up?
A: A good day's hunting.
Q: How many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Too many. If any. Though, they're probably trailing you for not paying them to "teach" you how to do it...
Q: What do you call a scientologist with a can of petrol?
A: I don't have time to finish the joke, someone get a f***ing match!
Q: How many $cientologists does it take to denounce you for going under psychiatric care?
A: They are already on their way to your house to call you a moron for even considering, smash you in the face with a ball peen hammer, tell you that your pain is caused by thetans, and offer to help you for no less than 400,000 Woolongs.
Anonymous11: Someone needs to edit out Larry, he seriously ruins the fappability of this picture. Also, how can Tilly keep a straight face while on the receiving end of what looks to be a fantastic blowjob??
Anonymous14: TO EVERONE HATIN ON THIS AS WELL AS FUTAS OR ANY VARIATION THEREOF IN GENERAL:
Why don't you try drawin what YOU like instead(WHATEVER IT MAY BE)so we can only have negative things to say about it as well as you and where you "stand" but end with "it's pretty well-drawn & all...BUT" on your post(s)very soon!!
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"WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS"
Q: Why did the scientologist cross the road?
A: If I could work out why the hell he chose to become scientologist, then I might feel qualified to comment on the finer points of what motivates him to do things.
Q: What did the scientologist say when he stepped into a large dump of bullsh*t?
A: Aah.. feels like....Life!
A rabbi, a priest, an imam and a lawyer ($cientology priest) all walk into a bar, seemingly able to set aside their obvious differences, even in these religiously tense times, to get together for a beer and a game of pool. The lawyer poisons their drinks and takes their money. No punchline here.
Two $cientologists walk into a bar, and promptly asplode. Not a joke, just a wish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: A liar, murderer, cheat, and thief who doesn't give a damn about the suffering his actions may cause others, who may also exhibit signs of psychosis.
Q: What do you get when you cross a $cientologist with a guy with a psychosis that causes him to lie, murder, cheat and steal without a care for any suffering it may cause others?
A: Two $cientologists.
Q: What do you call 15 $cientologists in the back of a pick-up?
A: A good day's hunting.
Q: How many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Too many. If any. Though, they're probably trailing you for not paying them to "teach" you how to do it...
Q: What do you call a scientologist with a can of petrol?
A: I don't have time to finish the joke, someone get a f***ing match!
Q: How many $cientologists does it take to denounce you for going under psychiatric care?
A: They are already on their way to your house to call you a moron for even considering, smash you in the face with a ball peen hammer, tell you that your pain is caused by thetans, and offer to help you for no less than 400,000 Woolongs.
The girl in the chair is Tilly.
Why don't you try drawin what YOU like instead(WHATEVER IT MAY BE)so we can only have negative things to say about it as well as you and where you "stand" but end with "it's pretty well-drawn & all...BUT" on your post(s)very soon!!
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"WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS"