THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT TURTLE. DON'T FUCKING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A GIANT TURTLE AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS BITCH CAN FUCKING SURF. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? WALKING IS PUSSIES, REAL MEN SURF ON FUCKING GIANT TURLTES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS CANNONS IN ITS BACK. SEE THOSE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL? THOSE ARE FUCKING CANNONS. OH MY GOD FUCKING GIANT TURTLE BACK CANNONS THOSE THINGS MUST BE FUCKING DEADLY TO MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND JOHNNY
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT TURTLE, IT SURFS YOU PLACES, AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDS.
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THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST Porkyman A TRAINER CAN HAVE
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT TURTLE. DON'T FUCKING LIE, EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A GIANT TURTLE AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER. AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THIS BITCH CAN FUCKING SURF. YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? WALKING IS PUSSIES, REAL MEN SURF ON FUCKING GIANT TURLTES. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY FUCK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS CANNONS IN ITS BACK. SEE THOSE THINGS COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL? THOSE ARE FUCKING CANNONS. OH MY GOD FUCKING GIANT TURTLE BACK CANNONS THOSE THINGS MUST BE FUCKING DEADLY TO MOMS NEW BOYFRIEND JOHNNY
SERIOUSLY, IT'S A FUCKING GIANT TURTLE, IT SURFS YOU PLACES, AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE BOYFRIENDS.
THAT'S WHY BLASTOISE IS THE BEST Porkyman EVER.
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now the pic is ruined
I never noticed that.
Fuck. Ruined.
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STORMFIN!