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Anonymous1: Oh god what the fuck!?
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Ciorba: Jesse's body? YEAH RIGHT.

This is post-op James, that's all. As for the *chicken* egg, uh... Hey, look over there!
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Sabriel_Nurglitch: Didn't James get the birds and the bees lecture when he was young? From time to time, women get raped by giant bees. Then they lay bird eggs. Obviously.
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Anonymous2: Oh my god, what a bitch
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Anonymous3: delicious girl eggs
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QUICKPULLAN: lol i dunno
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evilpika: So, what hatches from a head-swapped Jessie/James bird egg? Or should we save ourselves from having to know and just make an omelet?
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Gremrat: But I want to see what comes out first!!

THEN we can eat it.

Also, sauce plz. I just have to know the story behind this.
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Anonymous4: I'm not making an omelet out of THAT!
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Gremrat: Anon6, you will make as many omelets as I tell you to make, out of whatever I tell you to make. Now get back in the kitchen.
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Gremrat: There wasn't supposed to be a second make there, I am retarded with sleep deprivation. Though the time paradox imagery of Anon6 trying to make an omelet out of the omelet he has to make is lulzy.
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evilpika: But if it hatches into some sort of flesh eating horror from beyond the moon, you'll probably want to keep it, and we can't have pets here.
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Gremrat: But why, evilpika? Why? ;-;
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Sabriel_Nurglitch: Can Gremrat keep it if it just happens to be some sort of flesh eating horror from beyond the moon which looks remarkably like a previously established character, and is obviously pornographic in it's appearance?
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Anonymous5: Because of Winn Dixie, thats why...
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Anonymous6: That egg should be sold to a junior high school that is about to perform an egg drop contest from the roof of the school and the egg put into the box most likely to fail.
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Gremrat: The rest of 34 attempted to take Anon8's advice, but the dropping contest egg was confused with the school project hatching egg, and the seventh-graders unwittingly raised their own doom.

There were no survivors.

Which means it's a stray.

Can I keep it?
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Kit: Sure, go ahead.
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Gremrat: YAY THXKBAI *goes to destroy civilization as we know it*
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Kit: Have fun! *doesn't know civilization*
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Gremrat: *destroys a small termite in Kit's general vicinity*
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Kit: HE WUZ MAH FREND D,:
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Gremrat: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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Kit: I WILL AVENGE YOU...

...As soon as I make a bad pun about ovipostion.
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Gremrat: I am no match for the ovi-opposition! D:
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Anonymous7: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
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SagaDarvulia: Yes. Yes, why is Jessie's body laying an egg???
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Anonymous8: ......???
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Anonymous9: D8
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Anonymous10: WTF?
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Kaziklu: JESUS CHRIST WTF
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ShockValue: ^ Wow, some are a bit slow this year
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Anonymous11: OH GOD MY BRAIN
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Rule34d: Eggs
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Anonymous12: I keep coming back to this.

It makes me lol every time.
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Anonymous13: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE??????????? >:O
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FuriousFanny: What I don't remember this episode.
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Anonymous14: feature
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Anonymous15: l
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Anonymous16: a better question is, why on earth is your head on Jessie's body hmmmmmmmmm??
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Anonymous17: You should give the egg to a high school and see if they can keep it alive under the warmth of a lightbulb.
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Anonymous18: Naw, she juz put it up Ther YEARS ago and never thought shed see it again!
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Anonymous19: ....Jessie's body? Wtf is with the head then?
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Anonymous20: I think Jessie had a vaginal infection, and James didn't realize upon inhabiting her body, that those Monistat ovules are rather egg like.
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Genjar: I've lost the ability to can.
...I just...I just can't....
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Anonymous21: It's his body, and Porkyman's way of menstruation
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KaGeTaMi: Because the artist was clearly baked when making this.


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