envirex: ya me too i wouldn't mind getting her into bed unless shes a transvestite then to hell with her and purple people too hell with purple people unless there choking then help them
Killamajig: I can't speak to the transvestite part, unless it's a very roundabout Arrested Development reference, but the bit about "to hell with purple people - unless they're choking" is a Mitch Hedberg routine.
What the fuck, man?
We miss you Mitch.