Krawczyk: Mr Phelps. I regret to inform you...That you have now failed. *subpenises Fred* That's all for now. Report to the courthouse for more anal reamings. Of the financial sort.
Krawczyk: Clown porn. She already said she's too frightened of them to do'em. :D
With that in mind.
Emmett Kelly, Red Skelton, Ronald McDonald, Bozo, It, Sweettooth, the fat clown from that Killer Clown movie, Violator, Violent J, Doink, Augenblick Studio's Drunky, the mutant clown from Ninja Clowns, Ouchy, Buffo, and for the token female, Knockers. Ka-BAM
iNfeRnO: Homosexuality is such a touchy subject in the Bible. I am very confused by it... It does seem to say that gay sex is wrong, but not gay love. But sex is a method of showing love (sometimes)... but is it necessary for love? Ask some old couples, apparently it's not. So maybe God was warning against it to keep us from getting the aids. But why is there aids in the first place? And what about lesbian sex? Is that why lesbian sex is so much more attractive than man on man sex? Or maybe that's just my opinion... but I think the world as a whole approves of lesbian sex more than man sex. But I'm not really trying to understand the world so much as I'm trying to understand God. Well, God and his views on the world... maybe the two are related because at a subconscious level we do have habits for good and just have trouble explaining them consciously. I'm very intrigued... Made moreso by the recent findings that someone I know is bi and I can't stop thinking about her having sex with another woman with me able to watch. *sigh* I'm perverted... but really, is that such a bad thing? Maybe...
An_Onymous: @iNfeRnO: Regarding "the world as a whole approves of lesbian sex more than man sex": The West, perhaps, but I'm not sure I would go so far as to say the world as a whole. In much of the Middle East and South Asia, for instance, the situation is reversed: While male-male and female-female sex are both taboo, there is often a much greater taboo on the latter than on the former. This has also varied between different historical periods in any given place.
I'd address more of your post, but I don't really think this site is the best place to have a serious, in-depth discussion about human sexuality. I'd suggest you go to library and check out some references on the subject.
Anonymous3: i find this hard to believe that people are this way. Look if you like dick crammed in your ass an sucking dick and Or Pleasure yourself to only gay photos YOUR GAY!
if your just horny all the time an want to stick your dick in something all the time. Your NOT gay your damn nymphomaniac! Unless you like dick your not gay. So if you So if you like Gloryhole porn an dont know whos on the other side. That dosent make you gay. Just a sex junky. Theres a name for it all. A female Nympho cant stand going without sex or thinking about sex every 30 seconds an may walking down the street drop her panties an masterbate. These people cant control it. Same goes for the male Nymphos. There not gay if they just start humping someone. They have a problem there just mentaly ill an want to screw anything with a hole ofter to them. Thats not gay thats just Sick.
Anonymous4: @inferno: The bible nowhere condemns gay sex. Pedophilia (which was practiced openly in Greece, where much of the early church was located) is condemned ONLY because the young boys were not allowed a say in the relationship. Also, consenting relationships between adult males was viewed in much the same light as consenting relationships between a man and a woman. IN FACT Saint Paul says it's better for men NOT to have sexual relations with women at all, if it can be helped. But Paul was operating under the assumption that Christ was going to be returning to sanctify the earth in his own time. He was wrong.
Anonymous8: god will hate you for rape murder an slavery or doing others harm. Nothing about that in being gay. With the exception of trying to convert someone into being something they do not want to be. Sex is to be free. Not forced upon.
If there Horny an want you to screw them then its fine. By the way dont be surpriesd if they tell the whole world you screwed them.
Anonymous10: It was not god who created man, but man who created god... So... Religion should be taken as stories ment to insure morals and with a dash of salt... Especially abrahamic religions with way to many versions of each tale, Specifically those religions that came about after the birth of jesus, which were all filtered and modified by upper class roman men initially and are still being modified TODAY (A.K.A. catholicism, christianity, mormon, muslim, and their branches)
Anonymous11: BigO reference u douchebag.Lack of proof that a god exists proves that god does not exist.Second of all my dick may not b huge but its not small.Also where did I say anything that represents a hate 4 a theoretical being that logic dictates doesnt exist.U have 2 believe in something to hate it.I believe in a minute possibility that such a being may exist not that 1 does.I merely pointed out the whims of man that made the primary text of ur religion and what u gather ur idea of god from.Jesus isnt even a proper english version of his name its greek.From hebrew to english it would be Joshua.The term "being in the belly of the whale" was a nautical term for when 1 was out at sea when the constellation of the whale was in the Israeli sky.The description of the leviathan comes from a greek mistranslation where they used the word drako as its name.Lillith was all but eradicated.And those r just some of the selections made by man.Learn the truth behind ur religion before assaulting another about the facts.
Anonymous12(11): And from my initial post calling me someform of (insert negative and demeaning adjective here) jew would have been a more logical insult than assaulting the size of my dick you un-evolved dumb-ass... there is no guarantee that the other person typing has a dick while Hebrew was barely insulted(that would imply someform of adherence to judaism). I don't, but out of all the insults that could be made it was a rational choice. Just as insulting my intellect would have been. People typically throw out there fears and dislikes as insults so Im guessing u have a small dick VICE91. And the fact u consider the bible and god to b exaggerated goes against said objects. If im wrong and hell does exist i hope u enjoy being there.
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AH, WELL.
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I apologize if I butchered the quote.
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And I will be there to watch, masturbating furiously.
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Maybe H.R. Puffinstuff screwing Witchypoo? There has to be something that she just can't turn into WIN.
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With that in mind.
Emmett Kelly, Red Skelton, Ronald McDonald, Bozo, It, Sweettooth, the fat clown from that Killer Clown movie, Violator, Violent J, Doink, Augenblick Studio's Drunky, the mutant clown from Ninja Clowns, Ouchy, Buffo, and for the token female, Knockers. Ka-BAM
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So close.
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For lulz.
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I'd address more of your post, but I don't really think this site is the best place to have a serious, in-depth discussion about human sexuality. I'd suggest you go to library and check out some references on the subject.
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That's why.
if your just horny all the time an want to stick your dick in something all the time. Your NOT gay your damn nymphomaniac! Unless you like dick your not gay. So if you So if you like Gloryhole porn an dont know whos on the other side. That dosent make you gay. Just a sex junky. Theres a name for it all. A female Nympho cant stand going without sex or thinking about sex every 30 seconds an may walking down the street drop her panties an masterbate. These people cant control it. Same goes for the male Nymphos. There not gay if they just start humping someone. They have a problem there just mentaly ill an want to screw anything with a hole ofter to them. Thats not gay thats just Sick.
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They're here!
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Fuck, I know that song. XD
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1) God Hates him
2) God Hates him
3) He's a Hypocrite
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I'm betting heart-attack during the severe beatings of one of his many children/grandchildren.
Why God! Why must you torment me!
He's also going to find out that
4)Jesus is a black man.
5)Jesus's killers roasting in hell right now are all white Eye-talians.
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But I am.
Hahahahahahaha.
If there Horny an want you to screw them then its fine. By the way dont be surpriesd if they tell the whole world you screwed them.
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btw, anon 10 and 11, the God of the bible and his prophets are just slightly exaggerated...
Just because you have a small dick and pissed with God does not mean God does not exist.
"GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!"
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