Jones: How could this NOT get featured? I mean, it's the Holy Shrine of the SDN Meme! This is where one prays tp the SDN God to smite their enemies with revolting pictures and videos! 200 people prayed here at this picture at once, and Swap.avi was born!
ViolentRatista: Aren't you glad for the censoring Furvert? It prevented you from seeing something -truly- horrible. In case the gigantic chocolate raisin shaped piles of dung were just too much.
Anonymous1: Why are people actually arguing with psycho? If it were possible for an opinion to be wrong simply by belonging to someone, this would be the closest you can get.
Her nuts have nipples and her knees have penis heads! :DDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous2: penis...check.
multiple penis...check.
tits...check.
grossly oversized tits...check.
vaginas...check
multiple vaginas in totally weird places with other organs coming into and going out of them...check
random combinations of male/female genitals with teeth, bumps, and/or horns...check
lots of shit...double check.
Gentlemen, we have a WINNER!!
Gremrat: OH GOD THERE'S MORE.
Jesus lawd, I gotta know - what is the sauce on this?? Who draws these things? They need a religion of some sort founded on them, pronto. I agree, FEATURE THIS SHIT(ting dick nipples)!
I know I've been visiting 34 too long... I find the face on the dick sexy.
Krawczyk: drawfag orgy request I just thought up.
This + the SDN Dizzies + PirahnaPlantPeach with the furfag SDN all alone in the background, sobbing, fapping, and cutting.
Thranos: Dicks upon dick upon shit uon vaginas upon WTF upon more shit upon shittingdicknipples. Needs feature NAOW! THRANOS THE SORT-OF KIND-OF UNBANNABLE DEMANDS IT!
evilpika: @anon11: Exactly what kind of help would you seek if this aroused you? I think you'd be beyond the bounds of conventional psychology by that point.
Anonymous29: Are you fucking kidding me!!!! There's over 100 cocks on that fucking thing!! Well, if you see that in a dark alley, you're really fucked!! pmsl
Anonymous41: This is just soooooooo fucked up in so many ways!Some people just have waaaayyyyyyyyyy too much time on their hands to fap to. DIRTY FUCKS! All of you!
tyciol: I think this is one of those 'past the barrier' cases where it's so ridiculously offensive that it ceases to be so and is only ridiculous, kinda like the inverse ninja threat rule.
Anonymous53: The trouble with this is it hardly even looks like anything... It's just a mess of... well, mess... I'm still trying to figure out why things like SDNs and old hat shock sites like those in the Power 5 are meant to be shocking... I mean, babypaste is pretty much just a picture of what many mothers see virtually every day... So the baby crapped itself... News flash anons... babies do that... a lot... It's hardly worth gouging your eyes out (or even wasting the energy needed to twitch an eyebrow) over...
As for the Power 5, I'll cover each one...
Goatse: If the guy wants to cause himself intense pain THAT badly, I say let him... He's perfectly welcome to tare his ass open if he wants to and frankly, I don't see the point in being shocked and mentally experiencing his pain for him... "Oh shit! This guy's being a dumbass! Let's all vomit!"
Lemonparty: The easiest one to take down by far... It's three old men... having sex... That's it, that's all... A picture of three consenting adults engaging in a sex act is shocking enough to devote an entire website to... Yeah fucking right... Actually, some people have described Lemonparty as 'cute' in that it's nice to see people who aren't afraid to do what they want to do when that thing that they want to do (have sex) isn't hurting anyone and is doubtlessly good for them... I personally wouldn't describe Lemonparty as 'cute', but I would agree with the rest of that sentiment... Honestly, since when was consensual sex eye-gouge worthy?
Meatspin: See above, really... Again, it's just consensual sex... It's not eye-gouge worthy... How exactly is one flaccid penis moving in a circle worth uncounted pairs of eyeballs?
Tubgirl: See Goatse... If she REALLY wants to do that to herself, that's her buisness... It's not our place to try and mindfuck each other over something that is admittedly damnably stupid, but perfectly legal... This would also apply to things like 2girls1cup (or however the hell it's meant to be spelt)
Hai2u: I would aruge this is the worst of the Power 5 and easily the closest to being actually shocking, simply because we don't know wether or not the guy wanted his dick vomited on or not... If so, see Goatse and Tubgirl, if not (and even if so), well, we all know vomit contains significant amounts of acidic stomach juices, so I would imagine getting them on your sensative head would be damn painful... But even if the guy didn't want it, my reaction would more be one of sympathy than of, "Holy shit! Now I must gouge my eyes out!"
And finally there's the Pain Series... Of course, the trouble with this is that many, if not most, of the pictures show people with extremely nasty illnesses or injuries, which can only invoke sympathy from me... Almost all of the rest of them fall in the above Tubgirl and Goatse categories of being people doing damnably stupid things to themselves and there therefore being no point in our being shocked... Any pain, injury or illness they experience because of what they do is something they have entirely brought upon themselves and frankly, since when was the fact that human stupidity is without limits shocking? I thought we already knew that...
Well, in words of 2 the Ranting Gryphon, that's all I have to say about that...
Anonymous96: If this is the interwebs endboss, then truly the only way to kill it is to nuke it from orbit, with fire and brimstone and holy water and oak shavings and a BURNING SILVER CROSS HEALD BY A PRIEST IN A CHURCH WITH A CONGREGATION SINGING HYMNS TO SUMMON ABGELS AT A WEDDING ON CHRISTMASS OR EASTER AT THE VATICAN OVERSEEN BY THE POPE THEN NUKED WITH FIRE AGAIN.
Anonymous102: If THIS shit makes it to Anonymous 97, THIS SHIT MUST BE FEATURED
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Man, I don´t even wanna scroll up again
not laziness but, oh well...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!OH;SHIT BruaaaaAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
dwgfgveqGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ vbfgrbvfgrbtv5fvgbfvzz<hyuj767zz<zA
Anonymous112: this will haunt the dark corners of my mind for the rest of my life. when im laying on my deathbed, mind destroyed, in my final moments this will drag itself from the dungeon dimensions and i will curse Encyclopedia Dramatica as it drags to everlasting torment
Anonymous113: wow. I think anon 108 put it perfectly. I will never unsee this. Well. If you catch a kid looking at porn and wanna get him off it... i'd show him this.
Anonymous116: Just to kill the bandwidth: >:D .......-------------------------------hglhkvkg,fkggc.bmgkfgcbc.ckfgd
Cjvmvmdkckg,djcmckgkgfjjcjgjdjffckgkggdkggxxjgjxjgjxjfufmxjgjxhcmcvckckfmfkccjggdgdjjdttitjtjttjjtjdjtjtdjtjjididtttitutuuutrutiiitiiixjjfxjdjxiffsjdjdjjdjjkgjxjjxjjffditjttstsiiiititututitrxjtkfjxjxjcktkckcjxgfdjfjktjxfxfujzzkdjxffjgffffjjxjgkxkfkckkixfckxxjfdfdjxjjjjjfjffjjjjfhffhhfxjjgjvkgjcufjztduxkvtdkkkkdkkdgffiggdgdigiiggdiikxiggxxkvkckckggdjxmvmvvxmvkdkmgfshxjcmggdjxjtkdjxkxxjdk kggxjfjxrjffsjtjtjtjtjtjtjjsjssisisijsrtjjrduussrsrsuruuurddsusfsuuuuruuuruuirrrrjsjrssjxjgkctmxjggxkgkxksjfssjfjjjttdjjjrfdjsjfxjffxjfdjfjjsrrs
Anonymous123: I'm going to show this to every one of my pervert friends, so they can partake in the hilarity. This is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen. I cannot look upon it without laughing.
Also, if the giant dick with the shit-jizz-tentacle shooting out of it is that thing's tail (note, it can be seen continued below its right thigh [viewer left]) what is the dragon-dick thing coming out beneath the giant tit-sack? A second tail? It can be seen continuing up above the beast's left dick-heel.
Wonderful details: There ARE actually dickless vaginas, in its palms, so it can be assumed that, if a sequel were requested, we could even perhaps see this thing pregnant, for further horror. Imagine those dick-ribs or dick-abs around an absurdly swollen gut, or even pregnant forearms, opening the way to a new world of birth-or-fetus-excretion-palm-cannon warfare. More of these things could be sailing in miniature versions across the sky, trailing shit-jizz which would fall like so many oddly-shaped poo-jelly beans o'er the land.
Also, wherever a dick is protruding from a vagina, it's got a sheen. Clearly, the artist remembered that their creation would be lubed up if they were turned on enough to have such daunting boners.
Hats off to this artist for considering everything. I appreciate their effort and time spent having to look at this beast while completing it. Quite the task, that.
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O_o
o_O
*thud*
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I wasn't sure if I should when I didn't know exactly what character this was, but I felt it needed to be shared reguardless.
After all, sharing is caring.
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Her nuts have nipples and her knees have penis heads! :DDDDDDDDDDD
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it looks like some sort worm mass.
multiple penis...check.
tits...check.
grossly oversized tits...check.
vaginas...check
multiple vaginas in totally weird places with other organs coming into and going out of them...check
random combinations of male/female genitals with teeth, bumps, and/or horns...check
lots of shit...double check.
Gentlemen, we have a WINNER!!
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Jesus lawd, I gotta know - what is the sauce on this?? Who draws these things? They need a religion of some sort founded on them, pronto. I agree, FEATURE THIS SHIT(ting dick nipples)!
I know I've been visiting 34 too long... I find the face on the dick sexy.
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Two: Yeah, it's Nakoruru. Same style hair and ribbon.
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This + the SDN Dizzies + PirahnaPlantPeach with the furfag SDN all alone in the background, sobbing, fapping, and cutting.
If you think this is sexy, seek help NOW.
You have to either fight it or fuck it!
*fapfapfap*
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FEATURE!!!
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Moar must learn of this.
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Seems a little... unnecessary, you know?
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FEATURE THIS SHIT
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This is... the most amazing thing. Ever.
Why wasn't it featured yet?
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KILL IT WITH FIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE!
As for the Power 5, I'll cover each one...
Goatse: If the guy wants to cause himself intense pain THAT badly, I say let him... He's perfectly welcome to tare his ass open if he wants to and frankly, I don't see the point in being shocked and mentally experiencing his pain for him... "Oh shit! This guy's being a dumbass! Let's all vomit!"
Lemonparty: The easiest one to take down by far... It's three old men... having sex... That's it, that's all... A picture of three consenting adults engaging in a sex act is shocking enough to devote an entire website to... Yeah fucking right... Actually, some people have described Lemonparty as 'cute' in that it's nice to see people who aren't afraid to do what they want to do when that thing that they want to do (have sex) isn't hurting anyone and is doubtlessly good for them... I personally wouldn't describe Lemonparty as 'cute', but I would agree with the rest of that sentiment... Honestly, since when was consensual sex eye-gouge worthy?
Meatspin: See above, really... Again, it's just consensual sex... It's not eye-gouge worthy... How exactly is one flaccid penis moving in a circle worth uncounted pairs of eyeballs?
Tubgirl: See Goatse... If she REALLY wants to do that to herself, that's her buisness... It's not our place to try and mindfuck each other over something that is admittedly damnably stupid, but perfectly legal... This would also apply to things like 2girls1cup (or however the hell it's meant to be spelt)
Hai2u: I would aruge this is the worst of the Power 5 and easily the closest to being actually shocking, simply because we don't know wether or not the guy wanted his dick vomited on or not... If so, see Goatse and Tubgirl, if not (and even if so), well, we all know vomit contains significant amounts of acidic stomach juices, so I would imagine getting them on your sensative head would be damn painful... But even if the guy didn't want it, my reaction would more be one of sympathy than of, "Holy shit! Now I must gouge my eyes out!"
And finally there's the Pain Series... Of course, the trouble with this is that many, if not most, of the pictures show people with extremely nasty illnesses or injuries, which can only invoke sympathy from me... Almost all of the rest of them fall in the above Tubgirl and Goatse categories of being people doing damnably stupid things to themselves and there therefore being no point in our being shocked... Any pain, injury or illness they experience because of what they do is something they have entirely brought upon themselves and frankly, since when was the fact that human stupidity is without limits shocking? I thought we already knew that...
Well, in words of 2 the Ranting Gryphon, that's all I have to say about that...
AAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHA;SLDKFJAIOEWHPAODSKJLHAPOSDF
Also, Anon51 makes my penis sad.
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And NO, this is NOT SHUB NIGGURATH.
God, I'm so glad I'm not high right now.
FEATURE PLEASE!
I now need shotgun bleach to get my sanity back .
Final boss of the internet ?
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HEY! It's a ballchinian, and its dick-nose also has a face.
FEATURE IT, NOW.
fucked
up
shit
i
ever
saw
w00t!
@ Anon 84 in the butt(yours)
FEATURE
cruel things... horrible, ugly...
gorgon-like... you know... like... this
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what will those silly crooks think of next
a lot
seriously, no jokes
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Man, I don´t even wanna scroll up again
not laziness but, oh well...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!OH;SHIT BruaaaaAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
dwgfgveqGJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ vbfgrbvfgrbtv5fvgbfvzz<hyuj767zz<zA
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Cjvmvmdkckg,djcmckgkgfjjcjgjdjffckgkggdkggxxjgjxjgjxjfufmxjgjxhcmcvckckfmfkccjggdgdjjdttitjtjttjjtjdjtjtdjtjjididtttitutuuutrutiiitiiixjjfxjdjxiffsjdjdjjdjjkgjxjjxjjffditjttstsiiiititututitrxjtkfjxjxjcktkckcjxgfdjfjktjxfxfujzzkdjxffjgffffjjxjgkxkfkckkixfckxxjfdfdjxjjjjjfjffjjjjfhffhhfxjjgjvkgjcufjztduxkvtdkkkkdkkdgffiggdgdigiiggdiikxiggxxkvkckckggdjxmvmvvxmvkdkmgfshxjcmggdjxjtkdjxkxxjdk kggxjfjxrjffsjtjtjtjtjtjtjjsjssisisijsrtjjrduussrsrsuruuurddsusfsuuuuruuuruuirrrrjsjrssjxjgkctmxjggxkgkxksjfssjfjjjttdjjjrfdjsjfxjffxjfdjfjjsrrs
Just saying.
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Also, if the giant dick with the shit-jizz-tentacle shooting out of it is that thing's tail (note, it can be seen continued below its right thigh [viewer left]) what is the dragon-dick thing coming out beneath the giant tit-sack? A second tail? It can be seen continuing up above the beast's left dick-heel.
Wonderful details: There ARE actually dickless vaginas, in its palms, so it can be assumed that, if a sequel were requested, we could even perhaps see this thing pregnant, for further horror. Imagine those dick-ribs or dick-abs around an absurdly swollen gut, or even pregnant forearms, opening the way to a new world of birth-or-fetus-excretion-palm-cannon warfare. More of these things could be sailing in miniature versions across the sky, trailing shit-jizz which would fall like so many oddly-shaped poo-jelly beans o'er the land.
Also, wherever a dick is protruding from a vagina, it's got a sheen. Clearly, the artist remembered that their creation would be lubed up if they were turned on enough to have such daunting boners.
Hats off to this artist for considering everything. I appreciate their effort and time spent having to look at this beast while completing it. Quite the task, that.
ED, praise be to your links.
I loled at slot of them
And I count 43 dick and 2 vaginas
for the first time ive seen a rule34 that truly scarred me.