Anonymous7(3): In the novels it says Master Chief's sexual drive was suppressed as a side-effect to the genetic augmentations. Maybe it just means he doesn't like to have sex but his penis still works. At least that's what i think.
Anonymous16: Nimdok you're a moron. The suit isn't even sort of grafted to his skin. It just takes a long ass time and several people to help him put it on. Read the novels before trying to talk like you know shit.
Anonymous20: You see I've thought about Master Chief being 42. And yes he would be in his 40's chonologically, most likely the spartans were kept in cryo stasis inbetween missions and thus would not age during that time. So he could in fact be in his 30s or even late 20s biologically.
Anonymous28: Covenant spies were baffled as to what the demons had begun to do. They were sent to kill the demons, but for some odd reason couldn't stop watching...
Anonymous30: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MASTER CHIEF LOOKS LIKE DUKE NUKEM'S RETARDED COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder how hard it would be to do this in Forge? I could build a giant fusion-crate sculpture of a penis.
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We all know Cheif is black.
.. Okay, can't get over the face. Or the hand. Still very awesome, though. He gets all the girls.
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MAY THE GLORY AND HONOR OF BATTLE FOLLOW YOU FOREVER!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't worry Anon 10, I'm pretty sure I don't know you.