Anonymous7: A note to idiots... in spanish j is pronounced as h, and so "jaja" is simply "haha"... you're idiots because you're worrying about spelling rather than fapping
TheFriendlyDutchman: And from the sea rose the Dutchman, Cthultu clasped between his teeth a thousand barnacles encrusted unto his ballsack his hair burning green with saint Elmo's fire,
with one fell swoop of his mighty arm he took the roofs from windfall with such magnitude that several southern Islands Sank beneath a raging sea.
he bore down upon Windfall, blocking the sun and inhaling horizons of clouds with each breath.
he cast his gaze at the Kind strange man, the man overcome with ungodly dread, he saw endless abysses and Nihilistic voids, he saw the limitless universe in entirety, he saw the movie loosely based on the REPO comic, He saw his soul in all its colour and intensity…
…and he saw it grow black, for he there is nought, he is nothing, no more a man then a shell, The Dutchman knows this, the Dutchman knows this, his husk turned to dust, then fire, then fruit, then back to dust, then fruit again, then a parrot, then dust once more, then fire, before finally turning into a cold shit.
He bent towards the quivering girl frozen with fear, his movements shook the land and t’would piss of geologists for centuries to come and in a tone that sounded like all the choirs of Hell Christmas Special he Bellowed “I AM DUTCHMAN, AND YOU WILL SHOW ME THE WORTH OF THY BODY AND THE MEASURE OF THY WOMB!”
with one fell swoop of his mighty arm he took the roofs from windfall with such magnitude that several southern Islands Sank beneath a raging sea.
he bore down upon Windfall, blocking the sun and inhaling horizons of clouds with each breath.
he cast his gaze at the Kind strange man, the man overcome with ungodly dread, he saw endless abysses and Nihilistic voids, he saw the limitless universe in entirety, he saw the movie loosely based on the REPO comic, He saw his soul in all its colour and intensity…
…and he saw it grow black, for he there is nought, he is nothing, no more a man then a shell, The Dutchman knows this, the Dutchman knows this, his husk turned to dust, then fire, then fruit, then back to dust, then fruit again, then a parrot, then dust once more, then fire, before finally turning into a cold shit.
He bent towards the quivering girl frozen with fear, his movements shook the land and t’would piss of geologists for centuries to come and in a tone that sounded like all the choirs of Hell Christmas Special he Bellowed “I AM DUTCHMAN, AND YOU WILL SHOW ME THE WORTH OF THY BODY AND THE MEASURE OF THY WOMB!”
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