Anonymous11: It's hot but I wouldn't call it the best use of portals ever. I mean, there's the 69 position for this sort of thing, why bother using a portal?
nebula: Extra spoilers: Alyx and Gordon have one child, an overweight boy named John. John spends most of his life working as a cashier at the local grocery store; his co-workers lovingly call him "Lazy Eye". The most eventful day in his life is when he chokes on a Lays potato chip; luckily, Gordon puts him out of his misery with a well-placed crowbar smack.
John Freeman is Gordon Freeman's brother who works in an office BUT Gordon Freeman's son is also named John in honor of the John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman's brother and beat the final boss where he was.
Anonymous53: It's realyl hot. The only things i see wrong are the nipples. They look kind of odd. Also i think Alyx's nipples should be brown, as she is blasian.
Anonymous61: the weird thing is, if you were to look into the orange portal, instead of that gray area... you'd see us, fapping. Do the math, it's true.
Anonymous77: @anon60, no that is wrong, the orange portal is rotated 90degrees counter-clockwise, from the blue one, you can tell because Alyx's shoe is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
Anonymous117: Wait... how... how did they get IN there? I can't really imagine any plausible way to fit two people in that position and still have room to safely position a portal.
Killamajig: Have to break the combo for the sake of this:
Hopper: Not to mention the fact that Portal probably takes place years before HL2, so Alyx should be a lot younger.Doubtful; consider Glados' statement during the end sequence.
"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on out there."
That is almost certainly about the world after the Seven Hour War.
AnOniMouse: Also, there's nothing like the bond between mother and daughter. No kidding, Chell is apperently her mom. Now look at the pic and think about it. Reeeeaall hard.
Anonymous122: My boner got so hard it started hurting. Kinda felt like it was going to get so hard it would start tearing apart or something. Thank God thats not possible
zomg hott companion cube
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[takes measurments]
yep, that's accurate, I can fap to it.
Weird nipples BTW.
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Think of how handy a portal gun would be in real life.
FEATURE!
John Freeman is Gordon Freeman's brother who works in an office BUT Gordon Freeman's son is also named John in honor of the John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman's brother and beat the final boss where he was.
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Wow, nice.
Also, I'M FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
No portal and Half -life 2 don't seen to take place in different times, or did you not finish episode 2?
except the ones who aren't there
/fap
This is hawt.
Whats this pictures epicness level on the scanner?
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Hopper: Not to mention the fact that Portal probably takes place years before HL2, so Alyx should be a lot younger.Doubtful; consider Glados' statement during the end sequence.
"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on out there."
That is almost certainly about the world after the Seven Hour War.
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