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Anonymous1: lol
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21stcentury: That makes no sense, Candlejack comes and kidnaps people who s
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craggle: maybe the guy was just impersonating him
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shetni64: Still, the real Candlejack would have her tied up following behi
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Anonymous2: Why is she gardening naked in the first place?
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Anonymous3: Poor CandleJack, can't get a dece
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OmegaGenesis: ... I'm just going to leave this rope here for Candlethingy when he eventually comes around. He has to be running low by now... *wanders off*
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Anonymous4(3): CandleJack NEVER runs outta ro
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HamSandwich: So was in that mood Anon2, you'll understand some day.
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OmegaGenesis: ... *tosses more rope on the pile* Erk... The way you all keep saying his name, he's bound to run out eventually.
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tyciol: That's amazing, I won't say his name so I can finish my sentence.
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Anonymous5: This is completely inaccurate. The artist evidently has no idea how Candlejack oper
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Anonymous6: Candlejack is lame.
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Anonymous7(6): Candlejack is lame. Sentence over.
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Luci_the_Lucky: Lucky Anon6, he was able to finish his sentence.
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SilverServal: I always thought Candlejack was sexy, I mean co
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Anonymous8: I'd fuck Candlejack if he wa
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Anonymous9: Candlejack's so nice, he actually finishes my sentences for me when he takes me away.
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Hellstroem: I know it's inaccurate, but how was I supposed to have Candlejack on the page and execute the joke? I mean, It's not as if h
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Anonymous10: CANDLEJACK DOES NOT WORK TH
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Anonymous11: Candlejack is laaaaaaaaaaaame. Anyone afraid of him sucks bal
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Anonymous12: oh god more candlejack shit, all you guys are faggots for keeping this stupid meme going, retar
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havokengine: Another MEME with C.J.? HA! I didn't say it! No abduction for me!
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Anonymous13: I thought I knew how Candlejack operated, but I
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Anonymous14: Rape isn't funny, Not even if it's candlejack tha
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Anonymous15: "I'm gonna need more rope"
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Anonymous16: Rape is funny, that's why Candlejack is doing it for hi
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Anonymous17: SURPRISE!!!
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Anonymous18(17): SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
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Anonymous19: ^ You mean SURPRISE CANDLEJACK BUTTSE
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Shmity55: Lukily I'm spelltarded so I can't even spell Candal Jak so Im sa
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Anonymous20: Who is this Candlejack charac
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Anonymous34DD: If a CandleJack falls in the woods, and no one's around to hear it, does he ma
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Anonymous21: Why do people keep cutting off their scentences? I am really confused...
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agent509: i dunno, it might have something to do with the phrase candlejack. it's said that when you say his name yo
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Anonymous22(21): So its like bloody murder at midnight sorta?
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Anonymous34DD: uuuummmm...what?
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Anonymous23(21): Bah, I see its some stupid meme.
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Anonymous34DD: Shut up! Candlejack's not stupi
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dorkfish: I fucking love candlejack, I want to s
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Anonymous24: I'll kick Candlejack's masked a......
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Anonymous25: So I herd you like Candlejack mem
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Anonymous26(25): Who the fuck is Candlejack and why is no one f
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Noka: Shut up Anons, Candlejack is som
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Anonymous27: Jesus, what happened to Anon1? He was here posting a while ago and now he's quiet as a rock! Do you think something bad happened? Maybe aliens abducted him, or the KGB, or Candlejack might have to
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Anonymous28: why didnt candlejack just t
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Anonymous29: What if candlejack Says his own na
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Anonymous30: Dammit Candlejack. Stop kidnapping p
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uhnevermind: anon28 has a good point. what if candlejack says his own nam
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Anonymous31: CANDLEJACK! Yay, abduction! ... why is he taking so lo
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Anonymous32: Candlejack
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Anonymous33: </fun>
Saying candlejack does nothing. I don't why people cut of there sentences based on a cartoon show. I'm not evening saying it just typing Candle Jack.
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Anonymous34: CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
HA HES NOT REAL YOU DUMB FUC-
WAIT WHAT WAS THAT NOISE
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Anonymous35: Anon32 you obviously don't understand how candlejack works you reta
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Mr_Fingerbottom: This Candlejack shit is g
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Anonymous36: I wish Candlejack would do that to me if I was in a g
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Anonymous37: I want to suck Candlejack's
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Anonymous38: anon28 He just don't.
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Anonymous39: anons 6, 7, 8 and 32 are fagtards.
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Anonymous40: Hey Candlejack I have a qu
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Flanker: Fuck this Shit and fuck you Candlejack, you can't g
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O_Rly: Candlejack is quite a sexy bastard isn't h
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Anonymous41: Anon 6 didn't get to finish. His whole statement was "_____ is lame... compared to a picture of Batman and Princess Peach going at it while Betty Rubble makes out with Peach." Which is a true statement. He just got interupted in the elipses when Candlejack gra
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Anonymous42: "What would happen If Candlejack says his own name" is just like "what if Chuck Norris asks a rhetorica
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Sabu-kun: Candlejackoffs
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Skeletalcore: poor candlejack, it must be hard for him to get laid, considering how everyone's disap
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Anonymous43: Candlejack is a stupid meme. PHRASE FINISHED.

Retards.
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Anonymous44: I bet you can just feel your dick getting bigger after typing that comment huh Anon 42. Besides, your whole comment was, "Retards...and I eat giant dicks all day." So Candlejack still stoppped your com
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Anonymous45: Candlejack... Candlejack. CANDLEJACK! What the fuck why isn't he coming for me? Candlejack candlejack candlejack! WHAT THE HELL! Fine I'll just jack off to this picture instead... Candlejack. Nope, I'm actually offended you hessian sack wearing piece of shit.
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dildy: Mmm... I just love a naked blonde girl with pigtai
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Anonymous46: Ah, I loves me some Candlejack............oh fudgepo
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Anonymous47: How am I hitting the post button if Candlejack is kidnapping me before I even finish typ
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Anonymous48: dildy, that's not right. you have to actually have the word candlejack in your sente
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PostHappy28: QUICK! Someone get an iron cage with some pie!
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Rosso: I never knew about this Candlejack joke... it's kinda funny actually, can i join with you gu

Ahah! Just kidd
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Anonymous49: so how come you disaper if you say candlejack.

haha see what i did there i put it at the end of the se
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Anonymous50: Fuck off, 48.
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Anonymous51: I think the best Candlejack 34 imaginable would be a comic that ends halfway through a pa
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Killamajig: HAY GUISE I LUV MEMES TOO /b/ IS SO AWESUM
Fucking children need to GTFO the internet and read a goddamn book.
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Anonymous52: Oh let the kids have their fun. If you don't like the Candlejack meme, then you ju
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Anonymous53: *throws rope* he's gonna need alot more rope
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Anonymous54: .ecnetnes ruoy TRATS ot teg t'nod uoy ,sdrawkcab eman s'kcajeldnaC yas uo
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Weapon_R: @anon47: probably because Candlejack is kind enough to type submit when he
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Xelaaredn: My main problem with the meme is that people tend to forget that the one kid was able to carry on a fairly decent conversation with the other kid he was explaining it to before they were captured. So technically sentances shouldn't be cut off as no character taken by Candlejack was interupted mid-sentance. That and the fact that they wouldn't have time to hit the post comment but
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Rosso: Im back! Man Candlejack is sure aaahw not aga
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DreamsofCentaurs: Hahaha candlejack looks so dis
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Anonymous55: C
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Anonymous56: Sigh oh what the hell, since EVERYONE is doing it. Candlejack.....Alright...come get me now! Aw what the fuck! Candlejack! Candlejack! T.T Fffffff FOREVER ALO
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Anonymous57(56): Sigh oh what the hell, since EVERYONE is doing it. Candlejack.....Alright...come get me now! Aw what the fuck! Candlejack! Candlejack! T.T Fffffff FOREVER ALONE!!!
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Kento: Man, Candleman sure is taking lots of people, see what I did there, I didn't say Candlejack.....OH CRA
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Anonymous58: STOP SAYING CANDLEJACK OH FUC
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Anonymous59: THIS SHIT WASN'T FUNNY YEARS AGO AND IT ISN'T FUNNY NOW FUCK
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Anonymous60: Here you go, 2000 feet of rope that'll be $4000, sign here... candlejack huh... why do th
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Anonymous61: Candle jack is Such a rapist.
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Anonymous62: Do you think Candlejack rapes you when he capt
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Deadpool: does it apply in a different language....
キャンドルジャック
캔들 잭
蠟燭傑克
HA didnt think so-消失
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Anonymous63: Guys stop with this meme bullshit. Candlejack isn't even re
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Anonymous64: Whf is this scarecrow? Candlejack? "Jack" with candles? It has something to do with candles?
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anizem: gonna have blue balls
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Anonymous65: Why does everyone have an incomplete sentence after saying Candlejack? Is this a


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