Anonymous2: Well, Bluto DOES have have a couple of hundred pounds on Popeye, and, it's not all FAT! Makes some sense he'd be bigger, sexually speaking!
vestiphobic: Bluto and Popeye have a very complicated relationship. Popeye needs to marry Olive because everybody in Toontown is talking about them, "They are living in sin for more than eighty years!" but she has decided to remain a virgin until her marriage (and at the same time keeps delaying the wedding.
Cartoon characters are not allowed to marry, though... Anyway, Popeye secretly wants to live in sin with hairy hunky Bluto. Scandal! And Bluto, as a forever bachelor, is frowned upon too. ("All neighbors can hear the pervert masturbate") And Olive keeps delaying the wedding!
Bluto is not afraid to lose a man-manly fight, he fears his man-manly reputation. (He suspects Popeye of being a faggot, btw, which HE is absolutely not!)
So what to do? He and Popeye have their frequent fights, but these only make their undies stickie.
Well...you can imagine what happens when Miss Oyl has gone to her mother for a few days. Clothes are ripped off, they fight to get into each other's throats and poopers, the orgasms rip through Toontown like earthquakes and the man-juices tsunami!
...O, that's what the illustrations show, yes.
Do both guys know that their double lives and man-manly sodomiy matches are on Rule 34 Paheal?
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Cartoon characters are not allowed to marry, though... Anyway, Popeye secretly wants to live in sin with hairy hunky Bluto. Scandal! And Bluto, as a forever bachelor, is frowned upon too. ("All neighbors can hear the pervert masturbate") And Olive keeps delaying the wedding!
Bluto is not afraid to lose a man-manly fight, he fears his man-manly reputation. (He suspects Popeye of being a faggot, btw, which HE is absolutely not!)
So what to do? He and Popeye have their frequent fights, but these only make their undies stickie.
Well...you can imagine what happens when Miss Oyl has gone to her mother for a few days. Clothes are ripped off, they fight to get into each other's throats and poopers, the orgasms rip through Toontown like earthquakes and the man-juices tsunami!
...O, that's what the illustrations show, yes.
Do both guys know that their double lives and man-manly sodomiy matches are on Rule 34 Paheal?