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SpunkMaster69: Well, Texans might be tough, but my people are no strangers to being reckless. I'm game.
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Dick_Chappy: I'd think I can. Living in a desert makes one rather...
Resilient.
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Anonymous1: Remember what they sandy

Everything is bigger in Texas
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Anonymous2: I can handle all you all right, Sandy. Your oil refinery needs some albino crude and my twin oil wells and drill string can provide. Not to mention our piping may hopefully produce some much needed kerosine from your luscious petrol pumps you have around chest height. Probably tastes just like Peanut Butter. Or acorn butter as the case may be.

Just call me Dirty Dan. (Puts on Duke Nukem style sunglasses)


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