Cat_Bountry: I have to respect furries for their innate ability to create massive amounts of Rule 34 for characters that appeared in one single episode of a childrens cartoon.
The_Guy_You_Wish_You_Were: Wut?
I never read the book, mainly because I'm not that big on vampires. I've seen countless amounts of people reading the book, but after seeing... THIS... any thoughts I may have had about borrowing/buying it are gone. Once again, Cat, you are a hero.
Krawczyk: My favorite part about Twilight is the author doesn't seem to see a damned thing wrong about a 30 year old fur-, 'cuse me, humanoid werewolf wanting to fuck a baby right as soon as it's dropped out of the womb.
Shit mang not even my guro fantasies got that messed! Mostly because babies are ooogly though.
HamSandwich: Krawczyk, am I to understand that this story contains a bad guy that's into awwwright habits, and the story just casually drops it in and continues on?
Anonymous7: It's lower than trash. I'd go to a book signing just to try to get her to sign a copy of "Dracula", and when she asks why, I respond with "A REAL vampire novel." And leave it at that.
Anonymous8: Watching Hellsing wouldn't improve her vampires at all. Instead, she would probably add an omnipotent adorable catboy shota to her "saga:. He'd be totally different from Schroedinger, though, because he'd be non-threatening and SPARKLY.
Midari: Twilight is easily one of the worst things ever written in the history of humanity. It's a goddamn shame that "vampires sell" so some horrible literary agent decided to unleash this horror upon the world, but it's utterly terrifying that there are enough fat, stupid, ugly teen girls who eat this shit up because they so desperately want to move away from their homes to some place they can be considered the "pretty girl" and fall in love with their perfect 300 year old pedophile vampires.
And yes, I have unfortunately read the first book, because a friend told me it was the worst thing she's ever read and I just had to see it for myself.
Twilight is like the most horrific paheal featured pics rolled into one and put into written form.
Anonymous10(7): Anon 7 here: Yeah, it's that bad.
Also, the curse of the vampire is to drink HUMAN blood after all... so fuck Edward and his "vegetarian" vampire bullcrap.
Anonymous11: I read Twilight, mainly cuz a friend of mine was ranting at how horrible it was, so I had to find out myself. Simply put it was written from the view point of a "dumb-blonde-Valley-Girl" and if you look at those that get a kick out of it, that is the type of person that they are. A real Goth person would be one setting the series on fire! Thank the Gods that I BORROWED the book!! I refuse to read further than Twilight. It can only get worse and from what I have heard, it does. -.-;; When preppy Valley-Girls die off, then this kind of filth will flop, guaranteed!
Anonymous12: Cat, I love for doing this.
Here in Germany, no one gets so goddamn crazy over that book series, but even READING about how shitty it is makes me wringle in paaaaain.
evilpika: I've read this book now. It's awful, poorly written, and the romance is creepy in the extreme. But what truly frightens me are the hordes of young girls that seem to being buying every book in the series...
oceanofsperm: OMG I just love twilight!
Fucking fangirls since when are vampires, these murderous monsters supposed to be the most beautiful creature in the Earth?
What has this world come to?
Anonymous28: Wow, and I thought sitting through the first movie was painful enough. But hearing this stuff about the books, and the other movies, wow. Thank you for making this Cat, this pretty much describes the entire movie "Hai gais, I'm teh emo teenage vampire that's all sparkly and glittery. Watch me mope around while 16 year old girls swoon and touch themselves" *vomit*
ChrisHansen: typical twilight fantard comment:
OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE EDWARD BECAUSE HE SPARKLES WHEN THE SUNLIGHT TOUCHES HIM AND BECAUSE HE´S A ¡TRUE! VAMPIRE, AND BELLA IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEY MAKE A GOOD COUPLE
AND JAMES IS SO SEXY, AND JACOB IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WOULD FUCK HIM (IN FACT I WOULD FUCK EDWARD, JAMES AND JACOB AT THE SAME TIME)
DAM I WISH I MEET A VAMPIRE SO I CAN LOVE HIM FOREVER, I CAN´T WAIT FOR BREAKING DAWN (NEXT BOOK).
and that is an example of a typical comment from a twitard,
moral of the story: TWILIGHT RUIN VAMPIRES
Anonymous29: http://markreadstwilight.buzznet.com/user/journal/4400301/mark-reads-twilight-preface-chapter/
feel sorry for this guy! he read and reviewed them all!! (hit Newer at the top for the next bit)
DEPRESSING NEWS!!!
you've heard about the Anime rumor, now vomit at this!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1905654669/ref=oss_product
feel sorry for Young Kim
NOW THA LULZ!!
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
those User Comment will make you go WTF!!! and pull disgusted faces!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!
sorry guys, i had to share the vileness - especially the last link!!
Anonymous31: Silly butt-hurt haters, if you should be griping about anything ruining a source of inspiration direct it at Naruto. Vampires aren't real. Ninjas are real. Naruto runs around in the loudest most obnoxious color known to shadows assassins. Vampires sparkle? Ninjas don't prowl in orange! =D
Anonymous33: wait you left out the 40 year old pedo ladies squeeling over a 16 year old kids with their shirts off.
and they arrest guys for it but not them?
Anonymous34(33): @anon29.
stfu ninja lore places them in black in the shadows when in reality they are just like the naruto ninja minus the powers(till we see them)
Cat_Bountry: Man, I still feel some pride in creating what was possibly the first piece of Twilight Rule 34... unless somebody wrote fan fiction before I did.
My one regret? I did it before the movie came out and he doesn't look like Robert Pattison.
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Also, I think some girl I worked with liked this series, too.
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Also, you're on there? What's your username?
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I mean, sparkling vampires? Way to gay up vampires even more than after Anne Rice got a hold of them...
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I don't know what this series is, but it doesn't look furry. Am i missing something?
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I mostly use it to post porn there and stuff that would get me banned on DA. Those guys let you get away with a lot.
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Maybe I could borrow it from the library. Maybe,
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I HOPE WE CAN EXPECT MORE.
WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are killing a killer of fucking humans now who will fear the prowlers of the night
Notice: I KNOW i will get pwned for saying i enjoy it but hey I'm bi so
I never read the book, mainly because I'm not that big on vampires. I've seen countless amounts of people reading the book, but after seeing... THIS... any thoughts I may have had about borrowing/buying it are gone. Once again, Cat, you are a hero.
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IT'S THAT BAD.
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Shit mang not even my guro fantasies got that messed! Mostly because babies are ooogly though.
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At least this is according to some people that have read it.
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Millions.
Man, Twilight is such utter filth.
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You think Meyer has ever read it?
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Meyers should be forced to watch Hellsing if she wants real vampires.
You know this to be true.
I'm writing an essay on why the plot of Breaking Dawn is so fucked-up.
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And yes, I have unfortunately read the first book, because a friend told me it was the worst thing she's ever read and I just had to see it for myself.
Twilight is like the most horrific paheal featured pics rolled into one and put into written form.
Also, the curse of the vampire is to drink HUMAN blood after all... so fuck Edward and his "vegetarian" vampire bullcrap.
Here in Germany, no one gets so goddamn crazy over that book series, but even READING about how shitty it is makes me wringle in paaaaain.
Its a book for preppy bitches and fat ugly scene cows.
Ahahahahah xD
AND THEY COULD HAVE PICKED A MORE ATTRACTIVE EDWARD
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Damn you all for making me curious about it!
everything else was all just compensation. I knew it.
I lol'd- good fuckin stuff, man XD
This article finally put the whole Twilight craze into proper perspective for me. It's so obvious I feel like a retard for not seeing it before.
Fucking fangirls since when are vampires, these murderous monsters supposed to be the most beautiful creature in the Earth?
What has this world come to?
Seriously, what the FUCK?
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OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I LOVE EDWARD BECAUSE HE SPARKLES WHEN THE SUNLIGHT TOUCHES HIM AND BECAUSE HE´S A ¡TRUE! VAMPIRE, AND BELLA IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND THEY MAKE A GOOD COUPLE
AND JAMES IS SO SEXY, AND JACOB IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WOULD FUCK HIM (IN FACT I WOULD FUCK EDWARD, JAMES AND JACOB AT THE SAME TIME)
DAM I WISH I MEET A VAMPIRE SO I CAN LOVE HIM FOREVER, I CAN´T WAIT FOR BREAKING DAWN (NEXT BOOK).
and that is an example of a typical comment from a twitard,
moral of the story: TWILIGHT RUIN VAMPIRES
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feel sorry for this guy! he read and reviewed them all!! (hit Newer at the top for the next bit)
DEPRESSING NEWS!!!
you've heard about the Anime rumor, now vomit at this!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1905654669/ref=oss_product
feel sorry for Young Kim
NOW THA LULZ!!
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
those User Comment will make you go WTF!!! and pull disgusted faces!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!
sorry guys, i had to share the vileness - especially the last link!!
and they arrest guys for it but not them?
stfu ninja lore places them in black in the shadows when in reality they are just like the naruto ninja minus the powers(till we see them)
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My one regret? I did it before the movie came out and he doesn't look like Robert Pattison.
SHOULD I REDRAW THIS Y/N?