An_Onymous: Nor do they have horns, teeth, spikes, hair, thumbs, or, if we're going to get technical, a penis or testes. And if you want to get into what he *doesn't* have, he's missing his plastron. Happy? :P
Soul__Eater: ... If it's that big, I think I would have seen it in the games. But I didn't. Perhaps he constantly wears an invisibility cloak over it, and when he turns to quickly he knocks koopas and goombas clear off the screen? We may never know.
An_Onymous: @#2: It's been implied to me by people who are more furry than I (I'm kind of on the margins of the fandom) that just as Tails is (one of the) furry equivalent(s) of Bridget, Bowser is the furry equivalent of Big Boss.
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