Anonymous1: because his stats say he's 6' and 134 lbs? that's almost 30 pounds underweight for a man. Though I guess he'd have to be to launch himself into the air the way he does.
...but damn, he's skinny. Sexy, especially in Cecil's lap... but skinny. Cecil! Feed that boy a cheezeburger!
...but damn, he's skinny. Sexy, especially in Cecil's lap... but skinny. Cecil! Feed that boy a cheezeburger!