Anonymous2: How are they not "Jester", Anon 1? Her character art shows her with loose clothing that could hide a slightly chubby tummy (and yes, chubby is the word you're looking for), and she wears skirts. The cheeriest, bubbliest girl could hide a cock and you'd never know. The horror.
Anonymous3: Well also consider that Jester has stated "I'm not scared of dicks" Meaning she is either sexually open, or by some divine touch of the Trickster, has one herself. Not to mention she's almost constantly eating sweets(donuts, tarts, etc) and pickles too. So with a love of food, it's not too far off to believe she could be a slightly chubby girl.
Anonymous5(1): Well, based on the recent episode when they’re all naked in a bath together and nobody mentioned that the blue Tiefling girl had a penis, it’s safe to say she doesn’t have one.
Anonymous7: Alright you two, I think I can help.
1) metabolism is weird and works on two factors that have sliding scales; high-burn<->slow-burn and high-absorption<->low-absorption, both of which ultimately affect how one gains weight. People who "gain weight just looking at food" tend to have a slow-burn and high-absorption. People who eat and eat never gaining a pound despite not working out tend to be high-burn and low-absorption. For everyone else, each scale falls somewhere in between and has different interactions based on it.
2) As stated by Anonymous 5(1), nobody says anything about her having a dick the bathhouse. And, as I recall, she got really close to Fjord.
Sorry, Anonymous 2 & 6, but there's zero evidence to support your claim. Guess you'll both just have to admit that you're both bi or whatever. Lying to yourselves isn't a terribly healthy thing to do, after all. Especially when it comes to stuff like that.
Anonymous8: Anon 5 & 7, I don't know the source material, but it's entirely possible that the Critical Roll universe exists where genitals aren't tied to gender in the least. If no one commented on her having a vagina then I see no reason why they would comment on her having a penis.
Anonymous10: I know this was posted before she got the magic paintbrush that can make anything she paints real, but with that, she could paint a duck onto herself.
Anonymous14: Jester is ment to be ripped they have said so on multiple occasions that's why have got a crush on her while they were getting tattoos together
1) metabolism is weird and works on two factors that have sliding scales; high-burn<->slow-burn and high-absorption<->low-absorption, both of which ultimately affect how one gains weight. People who "gain weight just looking at food" tend to have a slow-burn and high-absorption. People who eat and eat never gaining a pound despite not working out tend to be high-burn and low-absorption. For everyone else, each scale falls somewhere in between and has different interactions based on it.
2) As stated by Anonymous 5(1), nobody says anything about her having a dick the bathhouse. And, as I recall, she got really close to Fjord.
Sorry, Anonymous 2 & 6, but there's zero evidence to support your claim. Guess you'll both just have to admit that you're both bi or whatever. Lying to yourselves isn't a terribly healthy thing to do, after all. Especially when it comes to stuff like that.
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