Anonymous1: Sanji: Kick her ass Nami-swan! I know you can beat that slut!
Natsu: Pummel that whore into next week Lucy!
(the two of them glare at each other)
Sanji: I'm sorry. But did you just call Nami a whore?
Natsu: And did you call Lucy a slut?!
Both: I OUGHTA BURN YOU ALIVE YOU BASTARD! (they start fighting, to the exasperation of Erza and the amusement of Zoro)
Zoro: I think this might be more entertaining than the girls' fight. (pulls out some popcorn and hands it to Erza) Want some?
Natsu: Pummel that whore into next week Lucy!
(the two of them glare at each other)
Sanji: I'm sorry. But did you just call Nami a whore?
Natsu: And did you call Lucy a slut?!
Both: I OUGHTA BURN YOU ALIVE YOU BASTARD! (they start fighting, to the exasperation of Erza and the amusement of Zoro)
Zoro: I think this might be more entertaining than the girls' fight. (pulls out some popcorn and hands it to Erza) Want some?