Anonymous4: Zorviva, you have to learn to talk "Stupid anon on the interwebs Blahgerrrduuuhhhhh" Anon100 really said "It is far better than I could ever hope to do myself, but I'm going to downplay that in the hope that I will be considered cool by people whom I shall never meet in real life. Excellent!"
Zorviva: Anon4, what I'm really trying to say is that I find Anon100 incredibly beautiful, but I am far too shy to say so to their face. My self-conscious nature won't allow me to face this fear, and thus I am left with schoolyard jokes to attempt to reach out.
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And like Uatu is gonna pass up the chance to nail that ass. Ha!