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UploaderGafyna,
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Anonymous1: o_o Dear God...somebody shut it off!!!
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biggerstaff: Lord of the Rings Dwarf woman... Win.
See The Two Towers video for reference.
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Fist_First: They also have hairy armpits.
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oro-chan: feature this
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Anonymous2: Holy fuck ...
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ChaosWolf: NOTE: Female Beards are only canon for Tolkien and Discworld dwarves, NOT Warcraft, Warhammer, or D&D dwarves.
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Anonymous3: It's even open to debate in Tolkien's world.
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Anonymous4: Oh boy, a vagina with a british mustache. That's just perfect.
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PirateRenton: I think that the lower beard is quite clever. The upper beard, not so much.
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Anonymous5: Ya know, when Gimli was talking about dwarves "spouting from the ground"... Gotta say thats a little more pleasant to think about...
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biggerstaff: No, Anon2, it was stated pretty explicitly in the movie which DID have the blessing of the Tolkein estate, therefire it IS canon.

"It's true you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they're so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men!"
"(whispers) It's the beards."
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Anonymous6: Do not want. D:
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CaptainAwesome: however repulsive this pictograph may occur it made my laughing muscle move quite the bit.
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Anonymous7: very sexy
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Anonymous8: Do want. Give me a beard ride any day~
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Anonymous9: Yknow...this is Canon...Dwarven Women are bearded
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Anonymous10: D&D female Dwarves had beards as well back in the day.

This is so hardcore canon


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