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wutmaster: FuCk YeAh! We're back!
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Titanium: Deserving of a feature.
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k9: Works for me.
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Lochcelious: YUSH! Epic win has won.
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St_Alfonzo: and out of the dark comes the light.
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LadyStardust: Don't worry guyz, your queen is back as well! o3o
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OmegaGenesis: ... And I'm back as well, if anyone cares. *shrugs* Eh.
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Titanium: We just realized the following:

The site died on Friday.

The site rose from the dead on Sunday

Today, Sunday 08 February 2009, is hereby declared Paheaster Sunday
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Smile: "And on the third day, the Site rose from his grave, and said to his people, 'It Exists.'"
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Twin_Uzis: Hah, nice.
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evilpika: Epic feature to honor the return of 34.
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Anonymous1: Omfg, SRSLY!? It has been decreed - Paheal is GOD!
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Cat_Bountry: PAHEAL IS JESUS.
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LadyStardust: If Paheal is Jesus, what is the Anti-Christ? @.@;
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estoyloco: maybe rule34.com?
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Anonymous2: Conservapedia?
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Anonymous3: The Australian legal system
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Anonymous4: ...Christian Children's Fund?
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Snax: Canada?
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Titanium: Lol damn estoyloco... I was going to say "aerisdies"
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Anonymous5: Jebus will smote thee.
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Anonymous6: Is it just me or is there 2 assholes in that pictured.
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Anonymous7: it can't be the Catholic church cause as the saying goes.

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Anonymous8(7): by the way WTF HAPPENED ANYWAY?!?!?
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Cat_Bountry: Maybe we should vote on this.
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estoyloco: vote?
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Anonymous9(5): Vote to kick.
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Titanium: Anon8 - Read the news post Shish wrote.

Basically, server/code instability.
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Titanium: Vote? On what. There is nothing to vote on.
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Krawczyk: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/12/why-defend-freedom-of-icky-speech.html
ohai, since the sauce field is already filled, I'll just leave this right here...
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Anonymous10(5): Thats what I thought, but voting to kick someone or something just seemed to be the thing to do.
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Krixata: this is the best holiday ever
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wutmaster: To clarify, the picture is supposed to depict anal penetration, but scat works too, I suppose.
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ranma-chan: do not want scat, so let's just keep it at anal penetration, ok?
also, glad the site is back
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Anonymous11: Cool pic, scat pictures aren't featured that often.
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Cat_Bountry: I mean, vote on who our anti-Christ is.
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ShutUp: YEEEEY
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Anonymous12: Thank you for giving me back my porn.
Without it, I am nothing.
NOTHING
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BNSF: what is rule 35?
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: rule 35 states that if there is not porn of it, porn of it will be made

also an oekaki sister site to paheal
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2-D: Its the rule of if there happens to not be porn made of it, it will be made.
also its a board here.
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Father_Alexander_Anderson: aaaAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNnnnnnn!!!!
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Sir_Anon5: The site came back to life on my birthday!
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BNSF: I wish japan can fuse together with usa.
united japan of america.
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Anonymous13: YOUR BACK YEAH BOI!!!
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Anonymous14: then what's rule 1??
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crute: the butthole itself. what else could it be? for without a hole there is nothing for rule 35 to come forth from.
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Anonymous15: better yet a-14 what is rule 1-33, and do they all deal with porn?
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Anonymous16: that rule 35 imageboard was prettty sweet, has that always been around?
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Anonymous17: RULE 34 IS BACK! WHEEEE!
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Vorin: Oh snap son
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Anonymous18: I thought there was no Rule34 of Rule34... And it's good the have the site back
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ChupaDave: YAY!!! MY PORNZERS IS BACK!!! *starts crying* I'M SO HAPPY!!!!
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Anonymous19: paheal refugee
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Flanker: YES, this site is like a rapist zombie, even after death it will return to rpe your childhood.... damn!!!

Anyone know why the site was down for 3 days???
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spellmyname: RULE 34 - THE BEST PR0N SITE EVER MADE
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Anonymous20: What the shit does OTL mean, and in what context?
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Rat: *yawns and stretches* a little rest does a pervert good but it's nice to see things are up and running again
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Cobra_Commander: So... does this mean that Paheal is now a zombie site? Or is this a Lazarus thing?
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Speak: I'm so happy to see it back, I was about to register on Danbooru.
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Anonymous21: This is a memorable situation, today is PAHEALDAY!
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Anonymous22(21): This is a memorable situation
today is PAHEALDAY!
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Anonymous23: And, so, the people rejoiced, for their joy, redemption, and, salvation had returned to them. And, sons said to their fathers, and, fathers to sons, mothers to daughters, and, daughters to mothers, "It's back, it's back! You said it would be, but, I never dared hope".
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Anonymous24(23): And, even in Whoville, the Who's There, they say,"The Grinch's Small Penis Grew 12 inches", that day!
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CHADWARDENN: That's another thing the Jews failed to eradicate from earth now.
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O_Rly: YES.
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Anonymous25(20): NOH.
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Anonymous26: YESH! YESH!
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Anonymous27: I say that Government in general is the anti-christ
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ass_fan: i was worried sat. i'm now REALLY HAPPY for paheaster sunday. how do we selibrate it? do we fuck or something?
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Anonymous28: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
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warrior: Ass Fan: We hide porn of eggs.
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Anonymous29: is rule 35 better than rule 34? cuase I'd been at both nd didnt c a differnce
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Bomber64: Does anyone actually use rule 35, or was that that only time anyone has ever gone there?
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Anonymous30(29): nope
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Anonymous31(29): nope never used It
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grink: NAMEFAGS ONLY
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Anonymous32: u people don't know rule 1? It's "don't talk about /b"
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OmegaGenesis: ... And guess who just talked about it, Anon32? *tosses a paddle at him* Get to work. Your ass isn't going to spank itself.
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Anonymous33: OMG, it actually happened... Rule 34 of Rule 35.... O.O
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Bomber64: Dude, isn't that like a paradox or something?
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DragonShade44: Titanium: Deserving of a feature.

Just like 90% of the other features, this pic fails. Keep up the fail!
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Anonymous34(29): go failing wooooooo
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Oddy: Smile, anon23 and anon24 win.
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Oddy: BTW, Is it me, or is that hand incredibly tiny?
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Titanium: DragonShade44 - At least I am consistant.

I am slightly open to suggestions.
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Oddy: feature picture 252390
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Spiffy: ahhh tis good to be back! :)
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Nordan_Jewton: Jordan Newton
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Anonymous35: its good to have our sick, disturbing pr0n back
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Anonymous36(26): ^agreed
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Anonymous37: Can we hide easter eggs on the site on Paheaster Sunday then?
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wutmaster: Oddy: It's a loli.
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Ghorlock: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Rules_of_the_internet1.gif for all the peeps who don't know the rules
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Anonymous38: We are all breaking rule 10 right now
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Anonymous39: Fuck this website! Fuck the one who created it (wiiaboo from bloghead)! Fuck rat! Fuck titanium! Fuck MR Furry! Fuck wiiaboo (the most BIG DISGRACE TO OUR PHAHEAL from bloghead)! There's No Fucking thumbnails when we go onto this Fucking site (exsept for the users on this site ofcorse)! Fuck this website! Fuck it to hell! Fuck it to oblivion! Fuck it to damnation of MANKIND! Fuck Fuck FUCK!
I mean after all of some things, this was a good website... untill NOW!

R.I.P Rule 34, never be viewed again by ANYONE, AND GET SHUT DOWN!

began from 2007 now an EPIC FUCKING FAILIURE and a BIG DISGRACE TO OUR PHAHEAL in 2009! and it WILL end THIS year

WHY DON'T WE ALL FAP AT SOMETHING ELSE! like... http://www.hornygamer.com/ or http://clitgames.com/ , what about all of that porn on Encyclipedia Dramatic ... or maybe even some hentai on newgrounds!

FUCK THIS UNFAIR WEBSITE AND THE FUCKING ONE WHO MADE IT UNFAIR FOR ANOMYNOUSES LIKE US!

and if wiiaboo from bloghead EVER reads this, fuck you wiiaboo! Fuck you For being unfair on us anonymouses on rule 34! Fuck you for being so Fucking lulzy on ALL OF US! Fuck you for fucking us in the eye with your "IMPORTANT THUMBNAIL UPDATE" which WASN'T important you motherfucker! Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU!

FUCK!
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BanryuuAngel: Anon38.... Angry 34 pr0nz Nerd.

Now THAT would make 34 complete.
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Anonymous40: for Anonymous38...

Awww... somebody needs a hug...
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Anonymous41: >_>

I feel that I should cite Rule 57 on Anon38.

"Nothing is Sacred"
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Slider2k: Rule 34 is coming out of the ass
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Anonymous42: i cant find any porn of the cutie mark crusaders plz help
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Thunder_Hoof: @wutmaster: i cant find any cutie mark crusaders tentacle hentai plz help
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anizem: im supposed to know something here...


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