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Anonymous1: Oh god, the amount of blood that is needed to get that up... I'm surprised he's still able to speak!
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Snorkpork: He's too short to be a dwarf. He should be somewhere around 4ft tall while the elf would be about 5ft.

He's shorter than a damn halfling.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Which may explain the height complex he hints at in this postcoital utterance.
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Anonymous2: Postcoital utteraunce? Oh pardawn me, I haven't the time for postcoital utteraunces, I must make my way to the grahnd piahno.

Sorry, been watching Monty Python and it leapt to mind.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Yipe!...cold piano bench ehheh.
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Anonymous3: as his penis grows, his body shrinks.
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Anonymous4: There is about to be a dwelf. Poor kid will never fit in.
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Anonymous5: Anon4, the kid's dad seemed to fit in just fine.
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horndog69: lol @ anon5
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Anonymous6: Bah, everyone knows if you cross a dwarf and an elf you get what pretty much looks like a regular human.
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Anonymous7: Anon 6, you fail. you would get a short guy with pointed ears and a huge beard. both elves and dwarves are shorter than humans.
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Anonymous8: bah youre all failing, a cross breed between a elf and a dwarf would make a Farf a magical bearded midget, larger then a dwarf
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Anonymous9: Do u not all see how this picture portrays black men taking over young white women.
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ChaosWolf: "My word, you're a tripod."
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keilbasa: Anon4, where do you think humans came from?
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Anonymous10: Anon11: I thought it was proterying why there are so many god damn half-elves. Elf women are appearently capable of fitting anything inside them!
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Anonymous11: Wait a second, Elf's are taller the Humans. What are you talking about Anon 7-9?
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Anonymous12: no, anon13 elves are shorter. atleast in D&D they are.
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Anonymous13: DVERGAR AND ALFAR ARE SPIRITS LOL Why argue over something that isn't "real?"
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Anonymous14: Spirits are real
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Anonymous15: I guess it depends on which kind of elf you are referring to. Middle Earth elves (according to Tolkien mythology) are tall-ish, while the elves that slave away for Santa Claus at the North Pole are munchkin-sized. Ditto for the elves of the Keebler variety, judging by the size of their baked goods.
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Anonymous16: ^ Keebler elves are about the size of large mice
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Ezram: Cute.


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