Anonymous3: It was a Trap! As Mario succumbed to their fearsome assault,(He WAS taking a licking!)little did He know that the Ghsots wouldn't stop till they had drain him of his prescious bodily fluids, through what they believed to be a valve! It would be hours, before He recovered, fully.
Anonymous4: It's a Trap! As Anon3 succumbed to their fearsome assault,(He WAS being covered in shit!)little did He know how to spell Ghosts through what he believed to be a valve! It would be hours before He recovered fully from his horrendous use of commas.
Being incorporeal, I don't expect them to feel like anything at all tbh.