Anonymous1: NINA: What's up losers. My uncle is planning to take over the world (for the eighth time or whatever) and we Cortexes will be ruling over all you imbeciles. As a result we'll be starting a new Cortex dynasty meaning I get to be heiress to the throne (unless I manage to dethrone him first). But there isn't anybody to succeed me, so in order to secure the future of the Cortex dynasty I need to have as many successors (children) as possible and I'll need as much help as I can get. So any of you perverted freaks gonna fuck this bitch rotten or am I gonna have rely on that stupid un- uncle of mine.. to... um....
[at this point Nina's looking at more dicks than stars in the sky]
GUY 1: Yeah sure we can help you out with your world domination scheme, can't we fellas.
[the rest basically saying "Yeah" and what not]
GUY 1: See, everyone's willing to help out a fine young lady like you. Dunno about AmSheegar though, he probably seems more invested in doing a portrait of this significant historical in the lead up to the new Cortex Empire. But yeah we're willing to give you a hand. We'll make you so happy you'll cry.
[again, Nina's surroundings consisting of nothing but dick]
[at this point Nina's looking at more dicks than stars in the sky]
GUY 1: Yeah sure we can help you out with your world domination scheme, can't we fellas.
[the rest basically saying "Yeah" and what not]
GUY 1: See, everyone's willing to help out a fine young lady like you. Dunno about AmSheegar though, he probably seems more invested in doing a portrait of this significant historical in the lead up to the new Cortex Empire. But yeah we're willing to give you a hand. We'll make you so happy you'll cry.
[again, Nina's surroundings consisting of nothing but dick]
Nina: ....Fug
[TO BE CONTINUED]