murgle: Wait, why would he have a 1040EZ /and/ a 1099? I thought that anything you'd put on a 1099 meant you'd need a regular 1040. Yeah, I did mine over the weekend.
XBlaze: Remember anon 17: Procrastination's like masturbation; its all well and good but oneday you wake up and realize your taxes are screwing you over.
XBlaze, I think you mean: Procrastination's like masturbation; it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
TheCommentWhore: Every time you fuck the tax golem you ahve pleased the Jews at the IRS
so before you fuck that golem ask yoursellf
what would hittler do?
Anonymous32: On occasion, your job fucks you by never sending a W-2 form, and making it next to impossible to get it. My job fucked me over that way...
Anonymous37: DAMN YOU 34! Seeing this reminded me to check my taxes. FUCKING GOVERNMENT! They rejected them because I thought they gave me more money then they had. So now I can only hope it goes through today. And the irony? My incorrect taxes had a smaller return on them then my corrected one.
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Totally true!
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XBlaze, I think you mean: Procrastination's like masturbation; it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
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Completely ionized my dick, goddammit.
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feels good man
so before you fuck that golem ask yoursellf
what would hittler do?
I could've done them two months ago, but H&R Block's website is run by fuckfaced idiots.
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- My TAXES...
- Just pork over the cash.
- I don't think...
- What's to think!? That's completely DOABLE!
Fuckers.
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Good thing I'm impervious to US law.
But I'll keep my bold text shotgun behind the door just in case.
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The greatest pun i have ever seen.
XD one of my friends didn't know what a w-2 form was! I think his name was louis cruz.
He's a fag.
The greatest pun i have ever seen.
XD one of my friends didn't know what a w-2 form was! I think his name was lou** cr**.
He's a fag.
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