Anonymous1: A mission to Equestria is always interesting, especially when it just happens to be in an alternate Equestria where everyone was a humanized version, as opposed to being a pony.
Which as you can imagine is going to be pretty cool for everyone.
Their mission from Princess Celestia, which they chose to accept, had to do with the fact that Jabba the Hutt had gone to Equestria with a gaggle of shapeshifting aliens following him along with what was left of the Corleone crime family, his goal? Resurrect King Sombra and use him to help in setting up a drug syndicate based on the sale and distribution of high powered loco weed.
...Oh, and harness magical powers so they could sell it to Emperor Palpatine (who himself was sore at Rod Garth for giving him a wedgie...Darth Vader however was sore at Alistair Garth for the alligator using him as a club to beat up a company of Stormtroopers), that bit really pissed off Princess Celestia.
So she hired Rod and Chieko, as Alistair was unavailable due to trying to defeat the 'legion of doom' consisting of Emperor Palpatine, Professor Moriarty and Jiang Dong as they plotted to thwart the Rebellion's attempts to thwart them.
As it so happened however, the Rebellion had hired Alistair to kick their ass, which he was proving pretty good at...not good enough to kill Palpatine, but Professor Moriarty found out what it feels like to have your ass set on fire.
Needless to say, Rod and Chieko were in Equestria, hot on these jackasses' tail...and Jabba's tail was pretty big.
Among their first stops was at Dodge Junction, a town in the desert whose unicorn residents (represented with a halo instead of a horn...doesn't explain the name but don't badger me with questions) were going missing.
So naturally Rod and Chieko wound up going there to beat the shit out of the kidnappers, and while there Rod became quite friendly (though not initially sexually) with a local cherry magnate named Cherry Jubilee, whose boobs were very large, she was also very coquettish.
Within a couple days, Rod and Chieko had smashed the Jabba operation there, though the Hutt escaped (but not before flipping Rod off and calling him a 'filthy fatherless son of a rancid whore'...in Huttese, so naturally Rod had no idea what the fuck Jabba said), and with no idea just where Jabba was, he wound up staying a little longer while he and Chieko tried to decipher documents that were left by Jabba's men.
However, Cherry wanted Rod to see her about something important, so Rod went up to a room he didn't quite realize was her bedroom...and saw her laying on a bed in a skimpy outfit that involved a 'dance hall girl' outfit, with a cherry in hand. She said she was an expert on cherries, and if Rod didn't mind, she'd like to see if he had any interesting fruit to share.
He was very eager to share it.
Rod threw his clothes onto her chandelier, which he assumed was there to hang up clothes, and pounced onto her bed, the giggling debutante purred as he yanked off her corset, and he made love to her.
He was insatiable, couldn't keep his hands off her...or his penis off either.
As far as over the top sex went, Rod was a league above what she usually got.
Enough that she'd heavily recommend him to her friend Applejack...really heavily recommend.
Which as you can imagine is going to be pretty cool for everyone.
Their mission from Princess Celestia, which they chose to accept, had to do with the fact that Jabba the Hutt had gone to Equestria with a gaggle of shapeshifting aliens following him along with what was left of the Corleone crime family, his goal? Resurrect King Sombra and use him to help in setting up a drug syndicate based on the sale and distribution of high powered loco weed.
...Oh, and harness magical powers so they could sell it to Emperor Palpatine (who himself was sore at Rod Garth for giving him a wedgie...Darth Vader however was sore at Alistair Garth for the alligator using him as a club to beat up a company of Stormtroopers), that bit really pissed off Princess Celestia.
So she hired Rod and Chieko, as Alistair was unavailable due to trying to defeat the 'legion of doom' consisting of Emperor Palpatine, Professor Moriarty and Jiang Dong as they plotted to thwart the Rebellion's attempts to thwart them.
As it so happened however, the Rebellion had hired Alistair to kick their ass, which he was proving pretty good at...not good enough to kill Palpatine, but Professor Moriarty found out what it feels like to have your ass set on fire.
Needless to say, Rod and Chieko were in Equestria, hot on these jackasses' tail...and Jabba's tail was pretty big.
Among their first stops was at Dodge Junction, a town in the desert whose unicorn residents (represented with a halo instead of a horn...doesn't explain the name but don't badger me with questions) were going missing.
So naturally Rod and Chieko wound up going there to beat the shit out of the kidnappers, and while there Rod became quite friendly (though not initially sexually) with a local cherry magnate named Cherry Jubilee, whose boobs were very large, she was also very coquettish.
Within a couple days, Rod and Chieko had smashed the Jabba operation there, though the Hutt escaped (but not before flipping Rod off and calling him a 'filthy fatherless son of a rancid whore'...in Huttese, so naturally Rod had no idea what the fuck Jabba said), and with no idea just where Jabba was, he wound up staying a little longer while he and Chieko tried to decipher documents that were left by Jabba's men.
However, Cherry wanted Rod to see her about something important, so Rod went up to a room he didn't quite realize was her bedroom...and saw her laying on a bed in a skimpy outfit that involved a 'dance hall girl' outfit, with a cherry in hand. She said she was an expert on cherries, and if Rod didn't mind, she'd like to see if he had any interesting fruit to share.
He was very eager to share it.
Rod threw his clothes onto her chandelier, which he assumed was there to hang up clothes, and pounced onto her bed, the giggling debutante purred as he yanked off her corset, and he made love to her.
He was insatiable, couldn't keep his hands off her...or his penis off either.
As far as over the top sex went, Rod was a league above what she usually got.
Enough that she'd heavily recommend him to her friend Applejack...really heavily recommend.