Anonymous1: After Rod Garth had smashed Jabba's attempt to try and extort money out of Dodge Junction, the Hutt decided getting some new help to the cartel he'd formed with Emperor Palpatine, the Corleones and Jian Dong...though getting Dark Helmet and the Spaceballs to help his schemes was probably the worst idea he'd had since not giving Luke what he wanted, then again this version of Jabba didn't get killed so what did he have to worry about?
Rod Garth, that's who.
But of course, Rod being Rod, there were more things for him to do than just work. All work and no fucking makes Rod a flaccid man.
And honestly he's at his best when he's hard...unless he was kicking ass, having a boner in fights is hella awkward.
Rod and Chieko, due to the fact the train to Ponyville being cancelled thanks to some little runt who looks like Rick Moranis accidentally smashing a bridge when attempting to double park his spaceship. Leaving Rod and Chieko to move on foot to try and make it on to Ponyville.
On the way back though, Rod and Chieko ran into this absurdly stacked hippie woman named Tree Hugger, who had honestly never seen anyone like Rod, and found him interesting. She asked him if he was a child of nature...Rod just said he was the child of two alligators. He did admit he's fathered kids with nature spirits, which had her very interested.
She was clearly quite interested in the guy, and him her...and then that Rick Moranis looking guy showed up.
Yes, the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs had sent a group of soldiers...and Dark Helmet, to try and kill Rod...also, they wanted to steal the trees.
Tree Hugger was furious with them, and proceeded to loudly call them out for wanting to “Corner the oxygen market” and Rod, both moved by her anger and actually understanding the consequences of removing all trees (which blew Chieko's mind more than the last time her boyfriend performed cunnilingus), proceeded to back her up.
Then Dark Helmet shot a beam at Rod's crotch...and found that for some reason, his ring couldn't crush Rod's genitals.
Dark Helmet gulped nervously when he realized Rod's balls were too big to smash. Especially when Rod charged at them like a cueball.
Before long, the enviroment was saved, and a bunch of Spaceballs needed to go to the space-hospital.
Dark Helmet however got his Shwartz bent, which would hurt for weeks.
Tree Hugger was overjoyed, though she personally hated violence, she was very happy to see the forest saved, kissing Rod on the lips...and asking him if he would like to meditate with her.
Rod shrugged and agreed, he never really meditated before...she then said she'd clarify, she actually meant something else, for she wanted to have him, someone who too is 'one with nature', come with her alone...and naked, so that they can frolic in the woods.
Now frolicing was something Rod was definitely good with.
It might have taken some more time from their travel schedule, but Rod was happy to spend a few hours with this big boobie'd beauty.
Rod Garth, that's who.
But of course, Rod being Rod, there were more things for him to do than just work. All work and no fucking makes Rod a flaccid man.
And honestly he's at his best when he's hard...unless he was kicking ass, having a boner in fights is hella awkward.
Rod and Chieko, due to the fact the train to Ponyville being cancelled thanks to some little runt who looks like Rick Moranis accidentally smashing a bridge when attempting to double park his spaceship. Leaving Rod and Chieko to move on foot to try and make it on to Ponyville.
On the way back though, Rod and Chieko ran into this absurdly stacked hippie woman named Tree Hugger, who had honestly never seen anyone like Rod, and found him interesting. She asked him if he was a child of nature...Rod just said he was the child of two alligators. He did admit he's fathered kids with nature spirits, which had her very interested.
She was clearly quite interested in the guy, and him her...and then that Rick Moranis looking guy showed up.
Yes, the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs had sent a group of soldiers...and Dark Helmet, to try and kill Rod...also, they wanted to steal the trees.
Tree Hugger was furious with them, and proceeded to loudly call them out for wanting to “Corner the oxygen market” and Rod, both moved by her anger and actually understanding the consequences of removing all trees (which blew Chieko's mind more than the last time her boyfriend performed cunnilingus), proceeded to back her up.
Then Dark Helmet shot a beam at Rod's crotch...and found that for some reason, his ring couldn't crush Rod's genitals.
Dark Helmet gulped nervously when he realized Rod's balls were too big to smash. Especially when Rod charged at them like a cueball.
Before long, the enviroment was saved, and a bunch of Spaceballs needed to go to the space-hospital.
Dark Helmet however got his Shwartz bent, which would hurt for weeks.
Tree Hugger was overjoyed, though she personally hated violence, she was very happy to see the forest saved, kissing Rod on the lips...and asking him if he would like to meditate with her.
Rod shrugged and agreed, he never really meditated before...she then said she'd clarify, she actually meant something else, for she wanted to have him, someone who too is 'one with nature', come with her alone...and naked, so that they can frolic in the woods.
Now frolicing was something Rod was definitely good with.
It might have taken some more time from their travel schedule, but Rod was happy to spend a few hours with this big boobie'd beauty.