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Anonymous1: thats just...not right somehow.
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retrom: That better be one hell of a blowjob to make up for getting crucified.

Anyone else think that might be Mary Magalene, Jesus's prostitute friend?
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Anonymous2: That pansy is TIED up there, he's having the time of his life.

Fuck'em with a spear.
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warrior: forensic evidence shows they may have had children together.

discovery channel FTW
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retrom: So someone has some jesus dnaids?
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warrior: well, considering the christian missionary work of recent millenia, and the resulting 'position name', I wouldn't be surprised if there was a little bit of jesus in all of us.
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retrom: ... I hate to say this warrior, used to have respect for you but...
WARRIOR'S A CHRISTFAG!
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Serious_Business: HAHAHAHAHAH.
Retrom, you have reached the highest level of faggotry. He was using genetics and >making a joke.<
Hahaha... die in a fire.
By the way, just because you're so-called "atheist/agnostic" doesn't make you a genius. (I'm non-religious entirely, I view every religion as a possibility and all possibilities as being right under certain circumstances. And also all being wrong. Pime Taradox in a correct statement during the complete opposite happening before the concept existed anyone?)
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retrom: Who the fuck says Im a "atheist/agnostic"?
Im a fucking Buddhist FTW!
Sounds like youre the "genius atheist/agnostic"!

and I was joking back, Serious business!
And all religions being right/wrong is not original, you fail, no TarotDecks for you!
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Serious_Business: WELL FUCK ME FOR BEING TOO FUCKING SERIOUS
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Anonymous3: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALL OF YOU

ITS A PICTURE OF JESUS GETTING A BLOWJOB.
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Anonymous4: i think it's a fake... it cant't be Jesus, that guy doesn't appear to be circumcised...
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warrior: i are agnostic :3
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Anonymous5: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALL OF YOU

ITS A PICTURE OF JESUS GETTING A BLOWJOB."

Yeah, we saw the tags, thanks.
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Anonymous6: Jesus died to save us O.o clearly that was a terrible mistake? Next time let us all die and get the human race over with thank ya very much. You deserve to be on sites like this getting sucked off by ladies of ill-repute...
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Anonymous7: shut up attractive and successful African
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Anonymous8: NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BEING HUNG ON A CROSS.
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Anonymous9: Anonymous 6 must be DEVOURED!!!!!!! (grabs Anonymous 6 eats em and there is nothing he can do about it)
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Gremrat: retrom, allow me to explain the joke, because though you say you did I really don't think you got it:

Christians who go out to the spread the word of Christ are called missionaries.

These men are away from any wives or girlfriends they might have with lots of exotic heathen women.

One of the most popular sex positions is called the missionary position.

I'll let you put the rest together.
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Anonymous10(9): well gremrat is a dog and had a lemonpary so that is where doggy style came from
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Anonymous11: lol god, why are people complaining about it? youre the ones who came to the site
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Hartman: Is that Christina Aguilera?
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Anonymous12: Fuck you Hartman...... XD. No it isnt probably..:P
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Anonymous13: why is there always a christian looney making the first comment for these pics, huh?
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Anonymous14(13): or is this sum kind of fine-grained troll?
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Anonymous15: Why should anyone believe a 2,000 y/o Jewish psycho (jesus) is a "son of GAWD"?! More to the point, why should I, a descendant from Northern Europeans worship someone (Jesus) who are swarthy, shrieking dark skinned morons who have a natural hatred for all white people? Basically, I say WTF about worshiping someone who hates my face/racial identity. Remember Christians: SAVE YOUR RUSTY NAILS, THE LORD WILL RISE AGAIN!
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Anonymous16: O_o We are doomed!
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Anonymous17(15): perhaps the saggy titted bleached slut about to blow Jesus is Barbara Eden AKA Jeannie (I dream of Jeannie). Hopefully droopy boobs saved some bleach for her pubes. Jesus is gonna be goin' down, but don't worry folks HE'LL BE BACK!! HE'S CUMMING BACK AS A HORNY ZOMBIE, DON'T CHA Y'ALL FRET NONE, JUST LET 'IM HAVE A CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY INSTEAD OF YO BRAINS.
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Anonymous18(15): jesus + watersports = the shroud of urine.
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Anonymous19: Actually Anon3, it looks more like Mary Fucking Christ
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SexySmellyNaomi: This picture is so unnerving to me.

On the one hand, super-sexy blonde skank! >:3~
On the other hand, disgusting hairy old man. >:(

I'm trying to schlick but every time I accidentally glimpse that hairy stomach and legs I go dry as a desert.
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Anonymous20: Lady Gaga's first performance.


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