Anonymous10: Nurglette: It's been a while since I had a someone to cuddle and.. screw.
Plague Marine: Papa Nurgle told me to bring you this.
Nurglette: MY OWN IMPERIAL GUARDSMAN? OH boy Oh Boy. At Last my own Imperial Guardsman.
Imperial Guardsman: OH.. NO, EMPEROR SAVE ME.
Nurglette: I will hug him and stroke him, and cuddle him and sing to him and call him George. So.. George umm, lets say we go to my place.. and well, get to know each better.
Plague Marine: Papa Nurgle told me to bring you this.
Nurglette: MY OWN IMPERIAL GUARDSMAN? OH boy Oh Boy. At Last my own Imperial Guardsman.
Imperial Guardsman: OH.. NO, EMPEROR SAVE ME.
Nurglette: I will hug him and stroke him, and cuddle him and sing to him and call him George. So.. George umm, lets say we go to my place.. and well, get to know each better.
*Imperial Guardsman vomits
Nurglette: Hey there handsome, wanna screw? (glomps the guardsman)
Guardsman: UAGH! get offa me you fugly thing!
Nurglette: Awww. That is the sweetest anyone have ever called me.
Guardsman: Ahhh Get down offa me!
Nurglette: Oooh how forward of you, wanting me to go down on you and get you off, and on the first date too.
Guardsman: sweet emperor what is that awful smell?
Nurglette: All thet dirty talk got me all excited and now I am dripping wet down there.
Guardsman: (looks down) BLARGH
Nurglette: Aww.. puking on me already? You really know how to make me happy handsome. Now come and lep me introduce you to papa...
And they lived happily together for the next 5 minutes.