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Anonymous1: So they stuck Cortana inside Sputnik.
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Anonymous2: Decent Get.
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evilpika: In Soviet Russia, you spy on satellite!
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Anonymous3: 380000 GET?
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DianaRossFan: Really cool.
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Titanium: Best get yet.
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Titanium: Featured image! 380000 GET!
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Anonymous4: Love it.
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Anonymous5: Haha, nice.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Huh, and I thought Laika was the first orbital death...
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Anonymous6: wow a featured image that doesn't suck
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Anonymous7(2): In Soviet Russia Space Ghost is an actual ghost in actual space.
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Anonymous8(3): HA-HA!

SOVIET RUSSIA WINS AGAIN!
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Anonymous9: Damn russians and their sexy space sattelites.
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Anonymous10: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, LOLI RAEP YOU
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Anonymous11: ooh la la
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Anonymous12: Anon 7- If that was right, Id bein Russia RIGHT NOW.
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evilpika: @Anon8: Radical Edward?
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BNSF: 2 be honest, this is not porn.
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Anonymous13: ^2 be honest you fail
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Anonymous14: BNSF I see your point, but according to page 3 paragraph 7 word 3 of the Geneva convention "the", so it's rule34.
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Anonymous15(14): Anon9 in soveit Russia, soviet russia be's in YOU!!
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BNSF: Just saying, there r no boobs showing or ass and vagoo
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Anonymous16: Shut up BNSF, I see sideboob. Sideboob = pr0n!
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Anonymous17: Shut up BNSF.
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BNSF: ^ You guys r crazy.
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evilpika: The mods featured it. Obviously your argument is invalid.
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DianaRossFan: Plus I see ass crack...
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Anonymous18: Stfu BNSF
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Anonymous19: not porn
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: holy god yes
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Penelope: Aww, this is pretty :3 And there's sideboob!
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Doctormullet: This picture explains everything!
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Anonymous20: Cute image. Nice !
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Anonymous21: Someone (who's totally not me or anything) posts a funny-ass pic of Bloo replacing some dude's cock and it's banned because it's "not porn". This pic with nippleless side boob and 25% buttcrack, on the other hand, GETS FUCKING FEATURED! And not even after 24 hours! Jesus fucking Christ...
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Anonymous22(13): ^life's not fair, is it?
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Penguinque: Oh, how I love Russia.

BETTER THAN USA, IMO
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Anonymous23: Considering that Sputnik only has 3 images, would not Rule 8 come into force?
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Anonymous24: In Soviet Russia the Geneva, Conventions you!
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Darke: AWESOME
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Titanium: Jeffery Mewtamer - You forget most people don't even know there are rules here...
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Anonymous25: I'm an american sputnik
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Duracell: God Bless Mother Russia. And God Bless Rule 34.

The times this site really comes through is not when people upload their forty-image series of Yuna with two extra drops of cum on her in every one. It's when you come across something that really is Rule 34 coming into play.
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SD40-2: BNSF just don't like blue girls, thats all.
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Anonymous26: It's a miracle a featured image that looks good. Has this happend before?
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Trapped_in_Amber: And to think... the US countered this with the New Math.
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Anonymous27: sputdick
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Anonymous28: this is an awesome feature image, if only they were all as good as this
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Krawczyk: Best get? I thought it was horrible myself. Its why I didn't feature it myself.
When they started going on about Sputnik pr0n being the get, I was giddy as all hell.....and then I get here...and...I baaaaw'd :<
IT JUST ISN'T SPACY OR MECHANICALLY ENUF
I was expecting full-on space nerd pr0n with diagrams and interfaces and the like.
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Woozle: Spoogenik?
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Snipers_Promise: FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!
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Titanium: lol
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momi_momi: How did a beautiful image like this get a negative rating?
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Yumekuzu: Holy...wow. Dare I say it, this is gorgeous. Ethereal.

Yume likes.
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Anonymous29: Sexy Sputnik Chicks. One small step for man, one giant leap for the Internet.
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Anonymous30: This is so nice!
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IsNotAnon: Yeah, considering what Anon18 said,

This is kinda meh. =/
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Edge: Some rule exists somewhere at some point in time saying that if there is not enough porn of a certain subject images like this would be acceptable.
Also: Loli stalker satellite is hot.
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Anonymous31: COMMUNISM!
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Anonymous32: And we thought all it did was beep
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boyofmind3: i,ll beep her all night!
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boyofmind3: also, for those asked i tagged cortana
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Titanium: That is not Cortana.
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Anonymous33: Titanium you're getting soft, this picture is fairly good.
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Anonymous34: That is Cortana betch
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anomalous: I'm gonna betchslap you, shetbag!
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Anonymous35: om nom nom nom
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CrawlingChaos: Point for get, point for Russia, point for art. 3/5.
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Krawczyk: Beauty, is in the eye of the beholder!
Or, sometimes, its mouth. >>311099
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Anonymous36: Damn. The Russians won the space race after all.
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tyciol: Need more NASA porn
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Anonymous37: So, God was stuffed inside Sputnik and thrown into space...

Commies, they amaze us with their cunning.
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Dick-Dastardly: This is why Russia collapsed they spent all their money on sexy satellites
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Anonymous38: What does "380000 GET" mean?
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Chivalry: "Titanium is not dead, Chivalry is." ...better check your source.
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evilpika: ^I thought we killed you.
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anon0: this is rule63 of Dr. Manhattan (from the watchmen)
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Anonymous39: Were's Laika?
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Anonymous40: If I remember correctly,inside of Sputnik is actually a dead dog.
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anon0: why would they do that to some poor dog?

I still think this might be doctor manhattan
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Chivalry: Evilpika! They tried and failed! I'm invincible!
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Anonymous41: LOL, reminds me of Rosalina from SMG. Possibly her escape pod.

(BTW, I know it's NOT rosalina, but I'm just saying it looks silmar).
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Anonymous42: *facepalm* @ Anon34
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Anonymous43: There is lots of porn here you just need to connect the dots...in very creative ways. For Ex. there is a constellation of a dick upper right corner. Plus there is the side boob...kinda reminds me of Avatar.
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Anonymous44: LoL at anon1
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Anonymous45: ITS THE SPIRIT OF SPUTNIK!

Heartwarming!

We miss you soviet scientists!
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Anonymous46: Really? No one made the obvious joke? Spunknik?


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