Please read our Rules and continue to report content that violates our rules on underage content.
main image
UploaderHertzel,
TagsMass_Effect, Turian
Source Link
Unknown
LockedNo
Info517x795 // 80KB // jpg
- Reply
Anonymous1: PH MURR
- Reply
Anonymous2: lol
- Reply
Zig_Fighter: This is Why I always had Garrus in my team.
- Reply
Anonymous3: Oh come on, they could have at least put some effort into the edit.
- Reply
Anonymous4: Is it bad that I'm highly amused by the "head" of the penis?
- Reply
AbsintheLollipop: roflcopter
- Reply
Anonymous5: I haven't cried with laughter like this for days, thank you rule 34, thank you.
- Reply
Anonymous6: Rolf

There better be a gay option in ME2.
- Reply
Anonymous7: what
- Reply
Anonymous8: ... gay option? ... okay. Other than that, doesn't he look like a Prawn from D9? (He escaped!)
avatar
- Reply
tehwalrus: They really look like they're wearing body armor while naked
- Reply
Anonymous9: omg, i'll sure have nightmares for years now...

tehwalrus: Guess their upper body and upper head "skin" functions like the turtle's shell or similar to protect the head while sleeping, or sg like that
- Reply
Anonymous10: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
avatar
- Reply
acronus: ...and he can use it to see around corners.
...This is what it takes to find the clitoris?
...and where are all the jokes about giving and getting head?
- Reply
Anonymous11: Who is this artist?
- Reply
Anonymous12: 10/10
avatar
- Reply
Muzzow: Anon6, the gay option (instead of lesbo again, this time) is available in ME2. I just ruined my effort with a wrong answer, or my male character would have had a go at the salarian professor aboard, Morlus. The alien was definitely very interested, until I slipped with the mouse and accidently clicked the wrong answer. :S
- Reply
Anonymous13: HAHAHAHAHAAH omg. too funny.
- Reply
Anonymous14: Actually, Turians come from a planet with high radiation, and their toughened skin cuts down on the radiation they take in, which would naturally be /all/ of them. Of course, the head-penis is artistic license.
- Reply
xGimpyx: Anybody seen the "sex" flash of Avatar?

"This is no time to drink soup." XD
- Reply
Anonymous15: ^WRONG! not what is sayed!
avatar
- Reply
Vorin: Garrus Vakarian as his own penis
- Reply
Anonymous16: OMFG
i have tears now from laughing so hard
avatar
- Reply
Drokota: |DDD


Report an ad?