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TagsCommander_Shepard, FemShep, Garrus_Vakarian, Mass_Effect, Turian
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H_Falcon: Nice. Not bad at all.
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Anonymous1: my god he has killed her
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Anonymous2: only petita morte, Anon1.

...however, I think the artist got taurian physiology wrong, they don't have that... wierd thing on thier backs.
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CriscoJones: They do bro trust me
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Anonymous3: CHAFING
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Anonymous4(3): CHAFING.
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Anonymous5: DON'T INGEST. MAY CAUSE ANAPALEPTIC SHOCK.
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Anonymous6: CHAFING..
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Crowe: CHICKEN LEGS!!!!!!!

*runs screaming*
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Anonymous7: @anon2

The turian homeworld, Palaven, has a metal-poor core, generating a weak magnetic field and allowing more solar radiation into the atmosphere. To deal with this, most forms of life on Palaven evolved some form of metallic 'exoskeleton' to protect themselves.

Thus, they have an exoskeleton:
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/File:Turian_without_armor.jpg

/nerd

fapfapfap
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Moss: So many comments and no one thought of removing the "FemShep" tag? It's commander Shepard, now fixed.
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Anonymous8: great, now everytime I look at a turian I'm going to think about spiny turtles
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Beatstick: Jeeze, Garrus puts me in mind of something from Starship Troopers.
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tequila: YEEEEEEES.

FUKKEN SAVED.
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Anonymous9: I fucking love Garrus' face in this pic. It's like he's not even paying attention to Shepard.

Shepard: Oh Garrus!

Garrus: Oh Shep- Oh MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT AN ARMOR LOCKER?! *Drops Shepard*

Shepard: O_o
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SlippyTheToad: Wow, he actually looks... Turian.
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Anonymous10: "I had reach.. She had flexibility.."
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Anonymous11: Where are her feet?
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Crowe: HE ATED THEMZ!
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Anonymous12: What is that glowing yellow thingie in the background?
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Anonymous13: The clock/stereo thing that can change the music.
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Anonymous14: You know, I"m suprised; I recently discovered that there are a lot of fangirls out there who have a thing for the Turian from ME 2, despite the fact that he is SO alien.

Usually fangirls only have things for bishonen yaoi pretty boys :-)
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Majestic13: Turian hips provide a convenient leghold, it seems.
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Anonymous15: Such a fine ass on Shepard
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Anonymous16: Wow.....this is..preetty epic. It...seems like it could be anatomically correct. 0.o This pic...wins.
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Anonymous17: I would hit that. And by that, I mean Garrus.
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Anonymous18: I qould hit that to... WIT MAH FIST!!!
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Anonymous19: FOOKIN PRAWNS MAN
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korblborp: go away, wikus!
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Anonymous20: anon 19, you just gave me the will to live again
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Anonymous21(7): @anon18

You'd probably break your fist when it bounces off his plates
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Mace: I think this might be Kelly, not Shepherd. She expresses concern about Garrus after you recruit him. There's even an option to ask "Are you into aliens?"
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Anonymous22: Shepard: Hey Garrus I wa....Kelly?
Garrus: Can it wait a minute Shepard, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
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Anonymous23: DO NOT INGEST
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Anonymous24(5): No one's said it yet? Fine.

dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!
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Anonymous25: Garrus likes her flexible
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Onitsu: Heh, Garus's expression is more of one like 'yes ma'am you are WELCOME' He looks smug to me XD
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Anonymous26: I like this! Maybe i could...

*You hear a fapping sound in the background*
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Anonymous27: Garrus = Slenderman. 'Nuff said.
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Anonymous28: If someone replaced Shepard with an electric quitar,that would be quite epic.


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