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TagsGroudon, Ho-Oh, Kyogre, Lugia, Mewtwo, Porkyman, e_zoid
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Anonymous1: Why is Ho-oh's dick so fucking huge?
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Anonymous2: I'll fuck Groudon 6 million times and maybe 30 million more before I'd even think of laying my eyes on Ho-Oh. Maybe I'll fuck Groudon again 25 million more times after the 36 million times I've fucked him. All depends on how my dick, balls, ass, nipples and mouth feels.
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Anonymous3: YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!


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