Shock_Headed_Penor: My father! FAPS!
My sister! FAPS!
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend!
FAPS! FAP! FAPS!
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
EVERYBODY FAPS!
Everybody FAPS!
My grandma and my dog, Ol' Blue (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
The Pope has done it and so do you (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
Come on, everybody, we got jerkin' to do (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
Anonymous16: Trivia for A12: Onan's sin wasn't masturbation. This is a commonly misunderstood passage.
See, Onan's brother had passed away without any male heirs, and his brother's wife thus had no sons to take care of her in her old age (as was the custom) or carry on the family, etc. Now, the law required Onan to go get his brother's wife pregnant so she could have a son, but I guess Onan thought she was a skank or something and so he just jerked off instead.
See, it wasn't the masturbation that was a sin, it was his refusal to perform his duty to his people.
Anonymous21: Every body faps(fap, fap)! Every body faps(fap, fap)! Everyone who has a penis, a'sleeping on their laps(fap, fap)! Every time that penis, is woken from a nap(fap, fap), It must be fapped, how do I know, Oh,....cause, Everybody, EVERYBODY FAPS!
Anonymous22(16): A18: That is the common misconception, and it's been around since the late middle ages. It was not meant that way when the passage was written, however.
Anonymous27: To quote Lieutenant Rasczak (film version): "I only have one rule: everyone faps, no one quits. You don't do it alone, I'll shoot you myself. Any questions?"
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misty >>191200
also
plank >>292
Peeka >>440302
Cid >>442376
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plank got wood
there its done
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Everyone faps!
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you just sound like an unoriginal douche saying that.
I know you're not, but that's what it sounds like to people who already saw it.
also, nice feature.
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My sister! FAPS!
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend!
FAPS! FAP! FAPS!
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
EVERYBODY FAPS!
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Everybody FAPS!
My grandma and my dog, Ol' Blue (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
The Pope has done it and so do you (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
Come on, everybody, we got jerkin' to do (FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS, FAPS)
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I smile at the truth being preached.
Even if you are the rare I only did it once person.
And even if you say you haven't.
I DON'T BElIEVE YOU YOU LIER.
LOL
Rock, this party,
Fap, everybody,
Make it rain on this party,
don't stop, fap your buddy.
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See, Onan's brother had passed away without any male heirs, and his brother's wife thus had no sons to take care of her in her old age (as was the custom) or carry on the family, etc. Now, the law required Onan to go get his brother's wife pregnant so she could have a son, but I guess Onan thought she was a skank or something and so he just jerked off instead.
See, it wasn't the masturbation that was a sin, it was his refusal to perform his duty to his people.
I was of the understanding that the sin was to spill seed anywhere other than a woman's belly, thus making masturbation a sin.
Essentially the act of jacking off is not a sin, but orgasming outside a woman's vagina is.
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I Still fap girls.
We need porn of Gary Coleman... Oh wait, HELL NO!
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damn, now i'm going to have nightmares!!!
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Q-zar: "Oh see, we're catholic."
"Oh, then you'll want 'If you touch it you'll turn gay and then you'll go straight to hell.'"
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btw Gurls Shlick
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