Anonymous5: I swear the most annoying thing about this pairing is how freaking Canadians are either: stupid America, fucking us over as usual, oh poor Canada. Or like: THAT'S RIGHT AMERICA! TAKE IT, BITCH! WHO'S ON TOP NAO?!!! CANADA'S SUCH A MAN!
Anonymous7: lol Anon5 I'm Canadian and I don't agree with either side being superior here or in politics etc... although Canada through history has almost always been belittled and pushed around by America or mistaken as being a part of the U.S. we've been quite kind to taking this from our neighbors.
Anonymous10: Anon5 doesn't seem to realize that he never has that problem because British culture isn't built on a foundation of resentment towards the US. Sure, they're not big fans, but then there's an ocean in between them as opposed to a line on a map.
Anonymous12: @anon10, I pray you realise everything you read in smut concerning buttsmex is sugarcoated. Not everything is as easy and painless as they make it seem. The human ass was not made to have things shoved up it. It's gonna hurt, no matter how much lube you use or how much prep you do.
Poor Canada.
I suppose that, metaphorically, it is the case.
I've never had that problem with USUK.Ever.
Still, 7 had it right. It's satire-porn. Chillax.
Oh god why am I wasting my time DX
But this.
I...
YOU HAVE SENSED A KOKORO THAT HAS DOKI'D SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW.
Canada: "That hurt like hell, Al..."