Anonymous8: @JWN926 the way the feature system seems to work is the more fucked up,messed up and horrribly unfunny a pic is the more likely it will get featured this has no fuck up'edness to it and for that reason it will never ever be featured.
Anonymous11: (Reaches End of level 1-4.)
Lady Bowser: Hold it Hero! If you want to save the Princess, you'll have to go through me first.
Hero/not Mario: (Stares lustfully at gigantic monster tits) ...save who?
Lady Bowser: What? Aren't you here to save Princess Peach and restore order to the Mushroom Kingdom?
Hero: Man! Forget that flat chested royal bitch! All I'm thinking about is how best to fuck your brains out before the Timer runs out.
(Lady Bowser looks hero over. Looks up and clock ad sees it's at less than a minute. Spits a Fireball at it. The Clock now reads 10 hours)
Lady Bowser: Show me what you got baby!
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But that's impossible!!
Lady Bowser: Hold it Hero! If you want to save the Princess, you'll have to go through me first.
Hero/not Mario: (Stares lustfully at gigantic monster tits) ...save who?
Lady Bowser: What? Aren't you here to save Princess Peach and restore order to the Mushroom Kingdom?
Hero: Man! Forget that flat chested royal bitch! All I'm thinking about is how best to fuck your brains out before the Timer runs out.
(Lady Bowser looks hero over. Looks up and clock ad sees it's at less than a minute. Spits a Fireball at it. The Clock now reads 10 hours)
Lady Bowser: Show me what you got baby!
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