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Anonymous1: Love it.
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Anonymous2: Quick Apple! Copyright nao!
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Anonymous3: Don't laugh, they actually make a vibrator that plugs into your ipod.
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Anonymous4: www.ohmibod.com
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Anonymous5: This already exists. Called the iCame
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Anonymous6(5): Smile on her face is priceless
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Titanium: "iBator - what the iPod Touch should have been"
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Anonymous7: more like iBRATor
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dcl: "I can hear the ocean!"
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NinjaPirate: ^ "I can smell the fish!"
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Anonymous8: they have this. the iCame or the iBuzz depending on what site you hit up
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warrior: Happy 10 years iPod!

I for one, was glad to get my first iPod from my aunt, freeing me from my CD-R Discman and big CD folder of burned CDs. Also no more skipping.

Figured I'd choose something that won't rape your eyes this time. Feature!
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Freezer: Indeed Warrior. The day I bought my first Mp3 player (didn't buy an iPod for another three years), going back to CDs was like going back to dial-up internet.
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Anonymous9: Worst feature ever
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Titanium: Got my first iPod last Christmas
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Krawczyk: I would probably only accept an iPod to destroy it on youtube as a troll. RiO 4eva! (and not just super blackjack)
It would offend my sense of decency to sell such a terrible thing to someone else, it'd be like passing on a lemon!

Well ok to be honest I don't have a rio anymore because I gave that to a nutty old tech collector but it served its purpose well! I used it since '99, good sturdy li'l bugger, it was like a gameboy really.
I have two media players currently now, a Cowon Q5 I got from a circuit city firesale and a 320gb Archos 7 which is my main.
Funnily enough both have more space than my main desktop drive since I only use that to store games, and everything else is pulsed through the external LaCie.
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Anonymous10: @Kraw: wtf? Shut up and fap or go look for somthing better to fap to.
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Pigma_Dengar: So glad Jobs is dead
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Anonymous11: Who else thought this was Chell from the thumbnail?
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Krawczyk: DON'T PLAYA H8 JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT SUCKERED BY CORPORATE SHILLS ANON10

Anyone with any real sense and technical knowledge would take one look at any iPod and laugh

IS PUNY AN FEEBLE LIKE THE UNTERMENSCH WHOM DESIGNED IT
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Anonymous12: there was was supposed to be an ipod touch 4 kids and they where going to call it I THOUCH KIDS LOL
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deathstriker: A feature that doesnt actually sucks?
Color me impressed!
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Anonymous13: @Pigma_Dengar: You have to be such a retarded fag if you are really glad that Steve Jobs (RIP) is dead - atleast you would be retarded if you would be happy if even anybody is dead (except Binladen and Ghaddafi and those guys), but master Jobs was a visionary, he made high-tech and great computer technology suitable to normal citizens, like you and me.

Germany mourns your death, Steve, RIP.
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Pigma_Dengar: ^ Go suck an apple dick, asshole. That Jobs idiot all it did was create below-average shit at elitist prices.

The only people who miss him are the capitalist overlords, who will now have to find another new role model to their business. Which is to make morons like you buy their overpriced hipster crap, lol.
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DXT91: C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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Krawczyk: ^^is clearly not any German I know.
Must be one of them consarned love paradin' hippies.
'suitable to normal citizens' lol maybe if you made your parents buy it for you.
Those of us not hoodwinked by flashy demonstrations and 'sexy curves' however, demand power, reliability, and good ol' economically sound pricing!

http://i.imgur.com/Qbejg.png
Truthier pictures were never posted.
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Anonymous14: 2 cancer cells sitting in the corner.
One says "I'm tired of being poor"
The other says "me too. Let's go get Jobs"
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Krawczyk: So hey, did you know the company you are connecting from is not German in the least?
It's like the Americans are copying the Chinese model there. It is owned by a combination of Liberty Global, Blackstone, Bank of AMERICA, and a swedish group called EQT.
The winknudge hint is apparently supposed to be the fact your cable connectors are called FRITZBOXES, take the hint and find a real German service. Preferably one sponsored/supported by your local Deutsche Volksunion chapter!
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Anonymous15: Sorry I have no remorse for Jobs gone. He ruined the world of electronics by convincing the idiot masses that image, shiny cases, and high prices are better than affordable practical tech. When I got my mp3 player it had a bigger screen, better controls, more features, and 7.5 times more memory than the ipods, could be used as a USB drive, and cost less. Go figure.
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Anonymous16: theres a reason i have $4000 home entertainment system. so i can hear my music.
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Anonymous17: Thats fine. But for $50 you'll get an decent music-system and you can buy music for $3500. Think about it...
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Anonymous18: MARVELOUS!!! STEAM POWER IPOD!
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Crusnik_S-XII: Jajaja!!!
Muy ingenioso. Felicitaciones al cabrón que se le ocurrió.
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Anonymous19: Anon 4 had it right, although there are many mimics out this out there. :P
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Anonymous20: Win.
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DonkeyPunch: I have never owned anything apple related. Long may it continue.
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Anonymous21: @Gomenasai I Did~
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warrior: @DonkeyPunch I never PAID for any Apple product, but i was gifted a few.
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Anonymous22: Hehe believe it or not, the iBrator joke was around for over a decade :D
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Anonymous23: Nooooooooo You'll get hearing aids
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rcrowder007: Needs Color
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Anonymous24: Damn it Apple has a I everthing now ipod ihome idog iturtle now dis! D8
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Anonymous25: I have had a few apple products and I have to say they are too much trouble for what they cost. I miss my sansa fuze. That little bugger had larger storage, radio, recording, video and picture storage, and you can sync it with windows media player or transfer stuff manually. Way easier and more practical than any apple product that I have ever seen or used.

All that said, I would kill for a iVibe.
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Anonymous26: Wow. Lotsa butt-hurt fags on both sides of the Steve Jobs death thing.
Sure, his products were over-priced and nothing new, but he knew how to market them brilliantly.
He didn't revolutionize anything, but few people have the drive and zeal that he had.
The world isn't better off with him dead, but it sure as hell isn't worse.
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Anonymous27: Damn.
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AnOniMouse: Pffft. I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm not that sad either. iPods were decent music players, itunes can be a bugger, the pad is an overpriced, oversized touch but he started Pixar. Toy Story for cripes sakes peephul. TOOOY STOOOORRYY.

Btw on a touch. Love it to bits.

Not that I can sync it though.
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Anonymous28: Fuck ya, normal porn with a true female on this site? Fucking awesome.
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DJR_1989: Steve Jobs must be spinning in his grave.
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Anonymous29: Imagine using it while listining to dubstep.
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Anonymous30: DJR_19seriously your fucking birth year dude? get a life: Quick, harness his grave! Let's get that cheap energy flowing.
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Anonymous31: Its funny because its true.
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Anonymous32: So apparently no one realizes how amazing steve jobs was iPods and apple products were no his only innovations he made things that helped revolutionize the medical field as well as help in the discovery of new medicines and his programs were the basis for many medical and astrology training programs. The world is most deffinately a bit worse off without him. Even if you think otherwise please have some decency and respect the dead.
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Anonymous33: @ anonymous32 if he was so awesome why is he dead? he couldnt even cure himself! he just sold overpriced technology with the idea of an identity to the stupid little kids out there.
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left4lol: i looked at this pic and then i lold
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Shock_Headed_Penor: Fitting as most of Apple is mental masterbation.
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Anonymous34: Viewing this: Free
Viewing this on an iPod: Priceless
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Anonymous35: It's too late to try and convince us of your heterosexuality now, Titanium.
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Anonymous36: Anon 30 is a dick.
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Anonymous37: Puss in Boots porn too short picutes. We want more. Please!
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Anonymous38: iCame
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Freezer: @Krawczyk: When your precious Archos products offer a pocket-sized 160GB, then we'll talk.
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Anonymous39(37): Where the fuck is new pic for Garfield? I waited so long!!!!!
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Stabbing_Addict: I hadn't realized that there were so many damn hipsters on this site until now.
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Anonymous40: I love how all the hipsters wiki'd Jobs to find an argument.
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Anonymous41: Lol Isnt that amanda bynes?
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Anonymous42: WiiBrator
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Anonymous43(35): I like Jobs a whole lot more now that he's underground.</hipster>
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ChaosWolf: I don't want, anybody else... when I think about you, iTouch myself...
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Sodomius: I love you ChaosWolf
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Anonymous44: iBratos, ideal in your iPoop
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Anonymous45(21): "Hello, this is cave Johnson. as you know, i did NOT Release the IPod, but i can tell you that do to a recent outbreak of mind transfer gel monsters, i traded minds with steve jobs for a day and he stole my idea... Wait this isn't chel? Fuck, my mistake"
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CreamyThang_: *scrolls down, assuming there's probably some Anti-Apple arguments somewhere in the comments* :|
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Anonymous46: SAMSUNG GALAXY ASS WILL BE MUCH BETTER
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Krawczyk: If you can't fit a puny archos or Korean media player in your pocket you PROBABLY NEED SOME BIGGER FUCKIN' PANTS
Ask Jack Nicholson where he got his Jokerpants at, those had some amazing storage capacity!

Anon42 ftw, also lol ttly meaning of life rite thur. </hipstershades>
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Anonymous47: For god sakes Apple, get this shit on the market NOW!
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DreamsofCentaurs: @anonymous33 lol same here


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