Anonymous1: Wow, a job in the Imperial Watch sounds pretty good right now. Let me see...
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
Hmm. I guess could get used to saying that, over and over.
Anonymous2(1): Ooh, I didn't think of that.
I know! I'll just lug a crapton of healing potions, and an OBSE script that drags the difficulty slider all the way to the right when he's not looking. With luck he'll be all "this fukken game cheats, man! I'm going to play Witcher." then I can go back to frolicking with the female ne'er-do-wells.
demonfiren: Ah well. Too damned bad that girl is NOT Lifts-Her-Tail, or else I could tell you 'the most off-color joke about an Argonian maid.' (quote from Mrs Petit, during the 'Whodunit?' Dark Brotherhood quest)
Anonymous4(3): I tried taking umbra to the imperial city, the fucking prat of an imperal guard attacked me instead of her. So as punishment for defying the lord of doom and destruction...Goldbrand + deadly reflexes = A hell of a mess
Anonymous6: Funny thing is, there is a mod for oblivion that lets you fuck the guards to reduce your fine and let you run away before they chase you again. Even get rid of your fine all together
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
Hmm. I guess could get used to saying that, over and over.
I know! I'll just lug a crapton of healing potions, and an OBSE script that drags the difficulty slider all the way to the right when he's not looking. With luck he'll be all "this fukken game cheats, man! I'm going to play Witcher." then I can go back to frolicking with the female ne'er-do-wells.
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