Anonymous1: The Ballad of Jed Clampett by Paul Henning
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
Alternate Parody Lyrics
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, kept his daughter in his bed,
Then one day he was shootin at the moon,
And up through his pants came a bubblin spouge.
Cum that is, cream of Jed's cock.
Well the first thing you know ol Elly is a slut,
Jed come over an he stuck it in her butt,
Said "I'm so horny in yer puss I outta' be."
So he put it in her cunt and filled her up with glee.
Incest, that is. "Whee-doggies."
Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his sin.
And he would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of Elly Mae's pussy.
Hilltitty fer sale. Ignore the smell, Take your pants off.
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Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed...
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
Alternate Parody Lyrics
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, kept his daughter in his bed,
Then one day he was shootin at the moon,
And up through his pants came a bubblin spouge.
Cum that is, cream of Jed's cock.
Well the first thing you know ol Elly is a slut,
Jed come over an he stuck it in her butt,
Said "I'm so horny in yer puss I outta' be."
So he put it in her cunt and filled her up with glee.
Incest, that is. "Whee-doggies."
Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his sin.
And he would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of Elly Mae's pussy.
Hilltitty fer sale. Ignore the smell, Take your pants off.
Y'all cum back now, y'hear?.