Jeb: "300 made me gay. The first time I saw it, I was dazzled by the action. Blood and sweat and shield and spear. The second time I watched, I was swept away by the dialogue. Every word was a treasure, every scene told a story. But the third time I saw the men. Taut, rippling muscles. I had never so much as looked twice at a man before but here I was, mesmorized by them in every scene. The armor left nothing to the imagination and I fantasized about what I would find should I tear away Leonidas' codpiece. The fourth time I watched... the fourth time... I fapped." -Anonymous
Anonymous5(4): No definition of stalking anywhere includes "posting on same comment board as you". Sorry man, stalking's what you do when you follow those eight year olds home from school.
Anonymous19: Actually, it was well known that many of Leonidas' 300 participated in homosexual acts. The closer they bonded, the harder they fought for each other.
Anonymous22(21): I mean, look at Leonidas' hips. Unless his penis is shaped like the L or J-Tetris block, it don't work that way.
You make Dilios sad. :'( He wants it nao.
killer34: Spartans were generally cited as being too manly for pussy by ancient historians. Plutarch claims that they shaved their wives heads and dressed them in boys' tunics so they wouldn't get all freaked out by the strange ordeal of vaginal intercourse.
Anonymous33: Even if two men were in love, anal sex between two men was frowned upon, ESPECIALLY among two warriors. The ideal Greek male was someone "Without holes", so he was NOT to be penetrated. If two men were in love, they'd never want the other man to take on the role of a female (being penetrated), a slave, or a defeated enemy, who was often penetrated upon defeat for further humiliation. The pederasty the Spartans practiced, did not involve screwing young boys. The Spartans did not like this, and viewed it as feminizing young boys, and often called the Athenians "boy lovers" (not all Athenians did this either). Socrates was actually punished having done this to so many boys, haha modern day gay culture and media completely distort male/male sex/relationship. The ideal way is no where near close as what modern people think. However there are gay men who do follow the ideal way men, especially warriors followed.
SpUdDy: This can be seen as extremely canon. The Spartans were actually in favour of Homosexuality and Females were pretty much only used for breeding and housework.
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I _think_ the bandaged guy's name is Dilios, but not 100% sure on that, my memory sucks like Lewinski.
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In the immortal words of Church Lady, from SNL: "Isn't that special..."
HARRO!
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Hardly, it's just an eye.
Good. Now let me do you in the bum.
Most historically accurate gay fanart evar.
You make Dilios sad. :'( He wants it nao.
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Ok.
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